I've decided

[holliday1960]

After reading some of the posts from the past couple of days, I've decided we need some new emoticons to choose from. I suggest we ask Laurel to give us a better selection.

My first request would be a braying jackass. How about your choices?

 

[Handley_Page]

After reading some of the posts from the past couple of days, I've decided we need some new emoticons to choose from. I suggest we ask Laurel to give us a better selection.

My first request would be a braying jackass. How about your choices?

A Handbag

 

[holliday1960]

A Handbag

With which to hit some braying jackass over the head with my dear?

 

[NotWise]

A broken record might be useful, but I'm not sure the image of a cracked vinyl disk would be as recognizable as it was 50 years ago. How would you illustrate an endlessly looping audio stream?

 

[holliday1960]

A broken record might be useful, but I'm not sure the image of a cracked vinyl disk would be as recognizable as it was 50 years ago. How would you illustrate an endlessly looping audio stream?

Well, let's see...we could have a wheel of fortune and a contestant holding a sign that says, "I'd like to buy a clue, please, Pat."

Or how about Elmer Fudd with his shotgun? Then, there's always, just a simple hand held up...as in talk to the...? How about a sign that says, "Natural-born Morons here"? (Sure would save some typing time.)

On the lighter side, I'd like to see a pole dancing bunny-wabbit. So many ideas, so little time.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

We definitely need a vomit emoticon

 

[OliviaM]

A broken record might be useful, but I'm not sure the image of a cracked vinyl disk would be as recognizable as it was 50 years ago. How would you illustrate an endlessly looping audio stream?

Good news! http://fortune.com/2016/04/16/vinyl-sales-record-store-day/

I could use a caveman emoji. Or maybe a dinosaur.

 

[Handley_Page]

With which to hit some braying jackass over the head with my dear?

Not quite.
A depressed reader of an otherwise interesting threat might send it as an indication that the two people having a row on the thread are getting tedious.
A fight with handbags!

 

[NotWise]

Not quite.
A depressed reader of an otherwise interesting threat might send it as an indication that the two people having a row on the thread are getting tedious.
A fight with handbags!

I see. No-one would actually fight with a hand bag anymore, would they? They might break their cell phone.

 

[Handley_Page]

I see. No-one would actually fight with a hand bag anymore, would they? They might break their cell phone.

The local pub on a Saturday night; it used to be "hold my beer while I . . ."
Now it's "hold my phone please whilst I . . ."
And then the handbag is out!

 

[holliday1960]

Not quite.
A depressed reader of an otherwise interesting threat might send it as an indication that the two people having a row on the thread are getting tedious.
A fight with handbags!

Alright. I gottcha. But, Notwise has point. The younger gens don't even carry handbags these days.

Vomit? Really, CF? It might be misconstrued as just a spitter.

 

[lovecraft68]

My sister gave me this for Christmas.

My father asked why she would give me a plastic chocolate ice cream.

He was serious.

 

[holliday1960]

My sister gave me this for Christmas.

My father asked why she would give me a plastic chocolate ice cream.

He was serious.

This could work.

 

[uksnowy]

In my many years - age and internet use, I have never used and don't intend to use one of those stupid faces.

 

[holliday1960]

In my many years - age and internet use, I have never used and don't intend to use one of those stupid faces.

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[TxRad]

I brought up the lack of a *Pout* smiley in another thread.

UK, those stupid faces help clarify what you are saying in a place where there is no voice or facial inflection.

Oh yeah, and a *drool* smiley would be very helpful.

 

[holliday1960]

I brought up the lack of a *Pout* smiley in another thread.

UK, those stupid faces help clarify what you are saying in a place where there is no voice or facial inflection.

Oh yeah, and a *drool* smiley would be very helpful.

Come on, Tx...the boy wants to go au naturale. Nothing wrong with using his own.

 

[lovecraft68]

I brought up the lack of a *Pout* smiley in another thread.

UK, those stupid faces help clarify what you are saying in a place where there is no voice or facial inflection.

Oh yeah, and a *drool* smiley would be very helpful.

Here, courtesy of the wife.

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1888652&d=1468885718

I do have a couple of her um, drooling, but I'd be moving in with you if I ever posted them.

 

[TxRad]

I do have a couple of her um, drooling, but I'd be moving in with you if I ever posted them.

Uh, no you won't. I don't want to be anywhere around when she finds you. My homeowners policy doesn't cover angry redheads.

 

[NicoleZ]

Oh I love the handbag! We really must have that one, pretty please!

How would you feel about something slightly more subtle than "vomit"? Mr Hankey would make a wonderful, polite-ish way of saying that something's a dressed up turd and there's also this little darling:

http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/expressifs/timide/rougir.gif