Dear X

[TongueLust]

Dear Mom,

I miss you soooooo much.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I need some help.

Dear Mom,

I miss you soooooo much.

Dear TL,

I know she misses you too. She's always with you, inside of you she lives. She must be so proud, because your a wonderful and genuine woman. I know I am proud of the woman you are.

Signed,
A shopper who doesn't save $$$$ at BJ's

 

[lacandy]

Dear Mother Nature,

I think we need to talk.

Look, I think you're great. Really. You have been part of some of the best times of my life. But...I think that we need to go our separate ways.

Look, it's me, not you. I mean, you are just being you. But I need someone who isn't so...fickle? Someone who doesn't turn cold and icy on me at the drop of a hat. I need someone who can provide me some warmth in December, not just a few months out of the year.

I'm sure that you will find someone new. Because you are really awesome.

Until we run into each other again, take care and be good to yourself.

Signed,

Cold hearted and needed some warmth

 

[TongueLust]

Dear TL,

I know she misses you too. She's always with you, inside of you she lives. She must be so proud, because your a wonderful and genuine woman.
I know I am proud of the woman you are.

Signed,
A shopper who doesn't save $$$$ at BJ's

Dear BJ Shopper,

Thank you!

You always know what to say to calm me.

I love how we keep it 100.

I'm proud of you too.

Signed,

Getting mustard on the mayonnaise.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Texas,

Get ready. She's coming.

Love, Aussie

Dear Aussie,

Texas? Whaaaaaaaaat?

NRJ

 

[makemewet69]

Dear breakfast,
I really kind of want to have you today, but it's cold. And I'm warm where I'm at, so I didn't my think we'll be seeing each other again today.

Signed,
Needs someone to bring me breakfast in bed so my lazy ass doesn't have to move

 

[kcRollins]

Dear Frigid up North

Please feel free to take a trip to visit us here in the South (And I mean way south Like Australia).

It is warm to bloody hot and I assure you your ass will get nice and tanned.

Signed: Sweating in the heat.

Dear Sweater (mhmm your fur would make a nice one)

I will tease you mercilessly when it's our summer and you're buried in ice.

Signed Hunter of Hot Wolves

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear thread,

When my intrigue level is a little low, thanks for always being here. Not that I have any illusions of ever knowing, but reading and pondering always tops me off.


Signed,

Topped off

 

[kcRollins]

Dear Sir Textalot

I didn't respond, because I HATE TEXTING!!!!!!!!!

Signed: Thumbless

 

[Sundayschild]

Dear photo farmers

Thank you for your tireless efforts in sharing the delicious images we see on your threads. Something for everyone.

Appreciative Litster

 

[Taegul]

Dear state of Arizona,
Have you seen the i40 west of Flagstaff lately? Do you know how embarrassed you should be? And that's a 75 mph zone? Just disgusting.

Signed,
Bouncing up and down and screwing my alignment Litster @

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Sleep Study tomorrow.

Please, please, please give me answers. I am so tired of feeling like a Zombie and I really want sleep again. Normal sleep. Like good solid hours of sleep. The kind of sleep like normal people get, without sleeping pills. I will give anything to sleep like I once did.

Signed,

So tired of popping pills just to get some sleep

 

[EnglishChap6687]

Dear British weather,

Make up your mind will you, but please at least give me one decent fall of snow to enjoy for a couple of days?

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear British weather,

Make up your mind will you, but please at least give me one decent fall of snow to enjoy for a couple of days?

Dear British weather,

He's not speaking for all of us.

Give him it but keep that shit south of me (unlikely) and I'll love you forever.

 

[curvyangel1969]

Dear those who encouraged me to go for it.

Thank you with all my heart.

One of my better decisions

Signed,

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Tempting,

You confuse me sometimes.

Not a good night for anything.

Signed,

L

 

[Sundayschild]

Dear British weather,

He's not speaking for all of us.

Give him it but keep that shit south of me (unlikely) and I'll love you forever.

Just.....not too far South.....

 

[Jamiegeo]

Dear Laughter,fun and frivolity,
I can see you teasingly taunt me from afar and appreciate the skill with which you fleetingly whisper and beckon.

 

[icrwid68]

Dear snoring co-worker in the next room, If your snoring continues I am going to go in there and put you on CPAP.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Uncle and Mom,

Would you guys be upset if I don't attend?
I'm so tired of the drama.

Missing you.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear X,

I am so fucking tired of your wishy washy shit. I try to be generous and respect you, your opinions, your point of view. It comes down to this way too often. Fucking A sick of it.

I blame myself too. I know you do this crap. And those times when I see it early on, I decide for us and things turn out just fine.

2017, we, or more to the point, I, will not be doing wishy washy with decisions within our household.

Signed,

Life is too short

 

[Hornblende]

Dear X,

I really don't want to be woken up early on weekend mornings,

H.

P.S. X is a cat....

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Dear Uncle and Mom,

Would you guys be upset if I don't attend?
I'm so tired of the drama.

Missing you.

Your a beautiful woman, especially on the inside. You take in everyone's problems and forget about yourself. I admire and love that about you. Do what you feel is right and don't worry I have your back always.

 

[TongueLust]

Your a beautiful woman, especially on the inside. You take in everyone's problems and forget about yourself. I admire and love that about you. Do what you feel is right and don't worry I have your back always.

This made me smile, you are so sweet to me.

Thank you for being you, papi.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

The fact is, you are just trying to tell me what to do. I know you think you are trying to help me but let me clarify the difference for you. If you were just helping, you wouldn't stand in the aisle at the store and argue with me when I clearly wanted something different. If you were just helping, you wouldn't then pout and grumble "go ahead, do what you want you never listen to me anyway". If you were just helping, you would let me make my own choice after giving your opinion which btw wasn't requested. If you were just helping, you would not make me sorry I ever mentioned anything thereby causing me to decide to just do without.

signed,
I am a pretty smart gal and can make my own decisions