The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

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I appreciate the offer, but the butterfly stitches held and it's hasn't bled for a day. I wouldn't want to waste your time.

I love steri-strips. They're like little pieces of strapping tape. I've used them in places where I was sure I was going to need stitches. Combine that with liquid bandage and you have a messy, but solid skin weld. Scarring being minimal is the downside. Chicks dig zippers.
 
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My dad went for a proper therapeutic massage and said it took 5 strokes off his golf game.

A buddy paid for a rub 'n tug for my 40th birthday. Was quite drunk. Lousy massage, worse handjob. Was more enjoyable to have a conversation with her about neo-paganism.

Been told I give good massages. Not afraid to dig in deep and work the muscles.

Pets love deep massages. Being predators they get stiff and sore from laying about all day. Give your pet a good hard massage, they will love it.
 
I love to massage people. It's such a lovely way to learn a person's body, what touch they're sensitive to, and the service aspect of it leaves me soaked by the end.

Uh, <former> honey?

Is that you?

Actually...her thing was similar, but not quite that. Whenever a casual backrub became a quest to perfect any imperfections on my back, I knew sexy-time was in my immediate future.

Service as lubricating foreplay is a very nice design feature.
 
My dad went for a proper therapeutic massage and said it took 5 strokes off his golf game.

A buddy paid for a rub 'n tug for my 40th birthday. Was quite drunk. Lousy massage, worse handjob. Was more enjoyable to have a conversation with her about neo-paganism.

Been told I give good massages. Not afraid to dig in deep and work the muscles.

Pets love deep massages. Being predators they get stiff and sore from laying about all day. Give your pet a good hard massage, they will love it.

Getting a massage saved me some strokes too
 
Uh, <former> honey?

Is that you?

Actually...her thing was similar, but not quite that. Whenever a casual backrub became a quest to perfect any imperfections on my back, I knew sexy-time was in my immediate future.

Service as lubricating foreplay is a very nice design feature.

It suits me. I like to make others happy, and my body responds to that. And the nudity helps, certainly.
 
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I am baking cookies.
If I must shovel snow,
I will be rewarded.

Hot chocolate.

I should have bought marshmallows.
 
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