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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

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nerfhearder said:
I got my wife a new stand up mixer for Christmas because she specifically asked for one because her old one is about done. I even got shit from the cashier for getting it but fuck them. I know what she wants and that she'll be happy with it.
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So that she could continue cooking you all those awesome dinners?
Might as well have bought her one of those DIY tools that you've been lusting over gor a while, or a kitchen apron.

Trust me when I say that's the first thought that will go through her mind, and that she'll be less than impressed.

Why not buy her something For Herself, and buy the mixer anyway?
 
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He only sees glimpses of reality- of what's actually being played out so his confusion begets confusion.
 
Fuck sakes its a robotic expensive vacuum with wifi it's not like I got her a 79 dollar hoover and some swiffer dusters.

lol
 
Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Appliances?

If you need help let me know. My taste in purses, jewelry and shoes is superhuman.

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I also got her 150 dollars in Godiva chocolate, 5 grand towards our Disney trip with her grand daughter, some parmesian butter she loves and of course the coolest gift the bug gun.

Not to mention the Mercedes GLC 300 I bought her in February.

:rolleyes:

She does fine.
 
Killswitch1 said:
Fuck sakes its a robotic expensive vacuum with wifi it's not like I got her a 79 dollar hoover and some swiffer dusters.

lol
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Those Roombas aren't cheap and they're pretty nifty. I don't know your wife but it seems like a decent gift.
 
Killswitch1 said:
Fuck sakes its a robotic expensive vacuum with wifi it's not like I got her a 79 dollar hoover and some swiffer dusters.

lol
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The woman must really hate the chore. When you think about it, hoovering is like mowing the lawn, indoors.
 
nerfhearder said:
Those Roombas aren't cheap and they're pretty nifty. I don't know your wife but it seems like a decent gift.
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This is my girlfriend. My wife got the hoover, swiffers a hershey bar, a flyswatter and a tank of gas for the chevy.

lol
 
Since we're on the wife-hubby jokes:
They should buy their husbands DIY tools for that porch or window that need fixing,
instead of giftcards for Liqorland.
 
Conager said:
The woman must really hate the chore. When you think about it, hoovering is like mowing the lawn, indoors.
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She's anal about keeping the floors clean and has a white Pit that sheds and dark floors. She vacs and dust mops every day.


I just hope this thing works good and isn't a 700 dollar POS.
 
I gave the wife a house and a nice truck.

I gave the wife before her a house and a nice truck.
 
I used to pride myself on being the World's Laziest Human; but even I'm not too lazy to push the vacuum around the house once a week or so.
 
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