The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[Pookie]

Killing and cuddling, theres something wrong with you.

I prefer to look at is as a healthy balance.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm thinking of starting a political thread in 2017. It's been a while, and I feel like I've neglected my duties in such matters. It would be posted here on the GB, because I'm too lazy to find the link to the other board.

I haven't decided what it should be about though. It wouldn't be about Trump, as those threads are so 2016.

Decisions, decisions.

Abortion and/or Fractional Reserve Banking are always popular topics. Mostly with men who know nothing about either topic.

 

[Pookie]

Abortion and/or Fractional Reserve Banking are always popular topics. Mostly with men who know nothing about either topic.

Those are usually good go to topics. But it's like wearing the same dress over and over. Heads stop turning after awhile.

I want to be more cutting edge. I want all eyes on my thread when I walk it onto the GB. I want to be the envy of all the other political posters. It needs to be scandalous, but not over the top.

I suddenly feel the need to go shopping. *nods*

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm never going to get my vacation in if this phone doesn't stop ringing!

 

[Aglaopheme]

I didn't get the leaves raked up in time and it looks like they are going to be frozen to the ground until April.

I have two iron chairs stuck in place in the backyard.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm thinking of starting a political thread in 2017. It's been a while, and I feel like I've neglected my duties in such matters. It would be posted here on the GB, because I'm too lazy to find the link to the other board.

I haven't decided what it should be about though. It wouldn't be about Trump, as those threads are so 2016.

Decisions, decisions.

We haven't done "Teh FairTax Will Save Us ALL!" in over a year. It used to be as frequent as "Ladies? Do You Enjoy Anal?"

 

[Pookie]

We haven't done "Teh FairTax Will Save Us ALL!" in over a year. It used to be as frequent as "Ladies? Do You Enjoy Anal?"

It would turn into a mathmatics (fuck you spellcheck) thread before the end of page one.

And I hate math.

*twirls blonde hair*

 

[RobDownSouth]

It would turn into a mathmatics (fuck you spellcheck) thread before the end of page one.

And I hate math.

*twirls blonde hair*

What does math have to do with anal sex??

 

[Pookie]

What does math have to do with anal sex??

This is why I hate math.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

What does math have to do with anal sex??

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
Now, aint that something..?

 

[HarryHill]

:facepalm:

 

[Pookie]

Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite. This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most. Dont ask me how, but it really works!
Movie Test:
Pick a number from 1-9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3.
Multiply by 3 again.
Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below.
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Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
Now, aint that something..?

Stop making me do math!

 

[phantom4533]

I looked at what's available on Comcast on Demand and it isn't listed.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Some young hottie just went jogging past my office. Wearing shorts, sweat shirt and a Santa hat. I'd like to give chase, yelling, "Ho Ho Ho" but it's cold and I don't run.

 

[ryan8558]

Killing and cuddling, theres something wrong with you.

That would depend on the order of how things are done.

 

[raindancer]

No rain, today. Autumn snuck under the welcome mat. There are leaves all over my yard. I'm not one that feels the need to rake. I like the crunchy noises and the aroma of fallen leaves.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The largest wave ever recorded was a six-story monster in the North Atlantic Ocean, scientists have revealed.

A World Meteorological Organization (WMO) expert committee found data from a buoy between Iceland and the U.K.

Scientists attributed the 62.3-foot surge to a "very strong cold front, which produced winds of up to 43.8 knots [50.4 miles per hour] over the area" on Feb. 4, 2013.

Scientists don't know shit. It was the wake from a Kraken, no doubt.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Scientists don't know shit. It was the wake from a Kraken, no doubt.

Or Cthulhu ...

 

[1HF]

Our weather has totally sucked. This constant cold rain crap is getting on my nerves. It does make for good cuddling though.

I like the cold, rainy weather. Our summer here was nasty hot so I'm really enjoying the cooler temperatures.

 

[ryan8558]

Or Cthulhu ...

gesundheit!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Typo Fu Master]

gesundheit!

Ok I LOL'd.

 

[HarryHill]

Fuck a day

 

[spacekowboy]

Pretty speechless right now.





In a good way for once.

 

[Not Normal]

It is hilarious. The folk at the EPA and the DOE are all wailing and moaning.

According to NPR, they're wistful for the good old days of George W. Bush.

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Ain't that some shit? ITs a sad state of affairs when ANYTHING makes W look good.

What does math have to do with anal sex??

Class, is it possible to fit something 7 inches long and 1.5 wide into an expanding cavity of equal or greater length, but with an opening of 1/2 an inch?

Show your work.

Pretty speechless right now.





In a good way for once.

Rock on, Brother.