The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[HarryHill]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: Jingle Balls

 

[lylalala]

I doubt he was serious. Just a joke.

Hungry dog? Used female hygiene products?!

Hope dog is okay.

Hydrogen peroxide? Is that safe? Probably better than leaving the contents in the stomach. Just never heard of hydrogen peroxide used for that.

My vet told me to use 4 tsp of hydrogen peroxide (1 tsp per 10 lbs of weight) if she ate another sock or anything that can be vomited up without causing harm.) This puppy of mine is oddly not able to tell the difference between food and objects. The first two socks she ingested, we took her to the doggy ER. The third time we used hydrogen peroxide (3% solution, no the kind used for dying hair). It worked quite well.

Yes, they were my used tampons and pads which she ate out of the bathroom trash! Someone forgot to close the gate and she got upstairs. Thank god I figured out what she had eaten or she may have died.

 

[silver gurl]

I cannot take Nyquil or Benadryl anymore. Unless, I want to be up all night. Opposite effect.

Also, you plug your Christmas lights into the extension and you start wrapping your lights at the bottom of the tree. This way, you can see if you missed any sections.

Husband insisted that you start at the top.

Husband is wrong.

 

[butters]

I cannot take Nyquil or Benadryl anymore. Unless, I want to be up all night. Opposite effect.

Also, you plug your Christmas lights into the extension and you start wrapping your lights at the bottom of the tree. This way, you can see if you missed any sections.

Husband insisted that you start at the top.

Husband is wrong.

i tend to do one from the bottom up, the other from the top down, plugged in, of course.

 

[silver gurl]

i tend to do one from the bottom up, the other from the top down, plugged in, of course.

It was a disaster this year. A tangled mess, short a string etc. I have been doing this for years, on larger trees. Let me handle it. Men! lol

 

[butters]

watching david blaine is such an uncomfortable experience - however skilled and clever, it's like watching something nasteeee

 

[butters]

It was a disaster this year. A tangled mess, short a string etc. I have been doing this for years, on larger trees. Let me handle it. Men! lol

since the control freak ex, who always insisted on doing the lights (whether or not the tree got smashed up later before xmas), i've always taken pleasure in dressing the tree as I want. not done the one at home yet though i have done the one in work. to be fair, it's really only me interested in the tree at home anyway heathens

 

[HarryHill]

Oh hell, Andrew Lincoln is in Love Actually

 

[Saint Peter]

Why would I want to string lights in the trees?

Makes no sense.

 

[raindancer]

I burned my kielbasa. Pizza, it is.

 

[silver gurl]

since the control freak ex, who always insisted on doing the lights (whether or not the tree got smashed up later before xmas), i've always taken pleasure in dressing the tree as I want. not done the one at home yet though i have done the one in work. to be fair, it's really only me interested in the tree at home anyway heathens

Next year, I will do it when no one is home. My way.

Why would I want to string lights in the trees?

Makes no sense.

I am beginning to question all the work involved.

Tis the season to be jolly.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[HarryHill]

you're 'sposed to kill a tree first

 

[juttjaw]

I cannot take Nyquil or Benadryl anymore. Unless, I want to be up all night. Opposite effect.

Also, you plug your Christmas lights into the extension and you start wrapping your lights at the bottom of the tree. This way, you can see if you missed any sections.

Husband insisted that you start at the top.

Husband is wrong.

Um bingo! It just makes me buzzy, like I'm having a fucking panic attack or some shit.

Along with my typical 3 to 4 hours of sleep a night, it's great to be stuffed up and hacking.

 

[juttjaw]

I'm in charge of that!

Bring me more vodka...

At least I'll go out nice and relaxed..

I deserve that much at least!

 

[trysail]

Here it comes:


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[Killswitch1]

I'm fairly certain I'll spend the entire day on hold.

Did they answer?

I may try again later tonite. I didn't realize the deadline is in two days now.

I suppose I can cancel after that but I checked and most companies auto renew you if you dont cancel through the marketplace.

But thats why it's horrible trying to get them on the phone. They are open 24/7 though so maybe a middle of the night try.

 

[Wings]

Why do I always need to pee the moment they say we can board?

 

[Froya]

Oh hell, Andrew Lincoln is in Love Actually

Yes, very much so.

 

[butters]

Next year, I will do it when no one is home. My way.

I am beginning to question all the work involved.

Tis the season to be jolly.

ohhhhh, did you mean outdoors trees? i was speaking of the indoors one

 

[juttjaw]

Why do I always need to pee the moment they say we can board?

Pavlov and his mutt.

 

[Froya]

Multi-colour lights on the tree. White lights most other places.

At least half the light strings I have were my parents', and some have to be at least thirty years old.

 

[Aquagal]

Multi-colour lights on the tree. White lights most other places.

At least half the light strings I have were my parents', and some have to be at least thirty years old.

Are you new, or are you old new?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh hell, Andrew Lincoln is in Love Actually

And he's married to the daughter of Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull.

 

[Aquagal]

I've been looking at a sweet '66 impala in Homer, not Dean perfect...yet it could be my Baby.