The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIII: N. 12° 38.1' W. 61° 21.4'

[Hard_Rom]

I bought a new sink sprayer head to replace one that was broken. The instructions list the tools required: adjustable wrench, adjustable pliers and needle nose pliers. In the instructions to install the thing, it says "hand tighten only" with no mention of any tools needed at all.

So, shall I gather all those tools so I feel plumber-y when I do the work tomorrow?

To 'install' is hand tighten only. Uninstalling is different story.

Amazing how a Moen cartridge goes in with the push of a thumb. But ten years later you have both feet braced against tub wall and you are about to get a hernia pulling so hard to remove the damn thing.

Get a tool belt and look and feel damn near professional.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Is there such a thing as non-adjustable pliers?

Gawd, no wonder Toronto is your home.

Careful, there might be snow soon.

 

[juttjaw]

I don't want to hear about Turkey, talk about Turkey, think about Turkey, think about talking about Turkey..... Least of all, see a fucking Turkey!!!

Until Christmas, then I'll be over it.

Maybe.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

A moment of silence for the volunteers that gave up a day of their weekend to work today so that I don't have to.

Peak season is upon us. Oodles and oodles of fun for the next month and a half.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://soldiersdisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lblive-3-1024x764.jpg

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[lovetoread]

The pressure of his fingers on mine increased. I had the impression that we were holding each other up; if either of us let go or looked away, we would both fall down. Oddly, the feeling was mildly reassuring. Whatever we were in for, at least there were two of us.

A Marriage Takes Place, Outlander.

Gently, he turned me away from him and fitted himself to my back so we lay nested together. His hand cupped my breast, not in invitation or demand, but because it seemed to belong there.

“Don’t be afraid,” he whispered into my hair. “There’s the two of us now.”

Revelations Of The Bridal Chamber, Outlander.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/HCg9LEs.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

The pressure of his fingers on mine increased. I had the impression that we were holding each other up; if either of us let go or looked away, we would both fall down. Oddly, the feeling was mildly reassuring. Whatever we were in for, at least there were two of us.

A Marriage Takes Place, Outlander.

Gently, he turned me away from him and fitted himself to my back so we lay nested together. His hand cupped my breast, not in invitation or demand, but because it seemed to belong there.

“Don’t be afraid,” he whispered into my hair. “There’s the two of us now.”

Revelations Of The Bridal Chamber, Outlander.

Outlanders didnt have visa issues.

 

[trysail]

In the name of friendship, I will waste the day and some money at an NFL game. It's an obligation that I am compelled to discharge once a year.

I'd rather spend the day doing any number of other things.

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[Disgustipated]

http://soldiersdisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lblive-3-1024x764.jpg

NotNormal mass murder?

In the name of friendship, I will waste the day and some money at an NFL game. It's an obligation that I am compelled to discharge once a year.

I'd rather spend the day doing any number of other things.

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Not to worry, your "friend" wasted his day too.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://soldiersdisease.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lblive-3-1024x764.jpg

Bluey is on baking strike.

 

[HarryHill]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Pinche Cabrons

 

[lovetoread]

i dunno if i can be with someone who doesn't know what a book boyfriend is

 

[Disgustipated]

Divorce rate dropped under Obama. You married fuckers missed the bus on this gift!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

In the name of friendship, I will waste the day and some money at an NFL game. It's an obligation that I am compelled to discharge once a year.

I'd rather spend the day doing any number of other things.

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That's a shame. If that's your honest feeling, then you should be straight up with your friends instead of being fake and wasting their goodwill on top of it by swallowing your misery. Friendship ain't like doing paid contract service for your employer.

Your days under the sun aren't getting any longer. If I were your age, I'd be doing exactly what I wanted to do with my day with no waste of it going on and be happy. My real friends would know that shit, too.

i dunno if i can be with someone who doesn't know what a book boyfriend is

I have a few gin girlfriends.

Sometimes they get a little out of hand after a couple of hours, but they're never not fun to be around!

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/BpP5M5C.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

how long until she is traded in for a younger one?

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe I will pick her up on Craigslist when he gets a newer model.

If the miles are not too high and the price is right.

 

[Saint Peter]

visions clash
planes crash

 

[HarryHill]

No bargain at any price.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

how long until she is traded in for a younger one?

should be easy, he's just leasing her bro.

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fuck you, you ignorant twat.

 

[butters]

Fuck you, you ignorant twat.

and hello to you, too, sweetie