Unrealistic things in porn videos

[hadruprider]

I find many professional porn videos are quite funny in the way they represent (or misrepresent) sex.
Or maybe it's not so funny - maybe young people see this stuff and think it's whar sex is or should be like?
Here are some of the things that strike me as bizarre.
Add your own below.

1. When a man and woman have sex, the man remains silent throughout, but the woman is constantly moaning or shouting or screaming with ecstasy all the time.

2. Her ecstasy is so intense that it severely reduces her vocabulary, down to just two phrases: "Oh my god" and "that feels so good".

3. When a man is deep inside a woman and about to come, his natural inclination is to pull out and start masturbating.

4. A popular way in which couples make love is for the man to stand up and masturbate while the woman kneels on the floor in front of him, looking up at him expectantly with her mouth open.

5. Most men are too gentle and don't pound a woman hard enough, so it's usual for the woman to encourage her partner to ram it in and out harder and faster.

Edit - some more suggestions from lower down the thread:

6. ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ... (KimGordon67)

7. A man just gets out his cock and women start sucking it, well, that works for me, but in the real world, other men wind up getting arrested. (MNGuy)

8. Fucking on a wooden table or kitchen counter top. Yeah, that's comfy (Colonel Hogan)

 

[Ms_Ann]

I find the plots to be mostly contrived.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is always a buzz kill when the "first time" lesbian starts eating the pussy like a mule deer licking a salt block.

 

[RawHumor]

I like when porn looks like a WWE match, with the guy picking her up, doing an standing 69 or a pile driver. I swear, some porn actresses must have good chiropractors.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Balls and assholes in the camera.

I don't ever want to see that view in real life.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

Still looking for that special lady that can swallow a fist with her asshole.

 

[dead_niinja]

Saw this video where he picks her up and puts her on his shoulders then eats her pussy.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I find the plots to be mostly contrived.

I remember one that was pretty good overall, but even it could be considered contrived as far as the basic story and where the sex scenes occurred.

That was "American Pie" with Arcadia Lake.

 

[KimGordon67]

ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ...

 

[Disgustipated]

ALL women LOVE having a guy cum on their face ...

The sad thing is you received PMs from mouthbreathers thinking your name is Kim and you like a good facial blast.

 

[wsahtacrhon1]

........

 

[KimGordon67]

The sad thing is you received PMs from mouthbreathers thinking your name is Kim and you like a good facial blast.

Are you suggesting that neither of those things are true?

 

[Disgustipated]

Are you suggesting that neither of those things are true?

Hoar!

 

[MNGuy]

How men just whip out teh cock and women start sucking it, well, that works for me, but in the real world, other men wind up getting arrested.

 

[Magnetron]

When the young woman has sex a much older sweaty harry guy.

In other words, almost every pre millenium MF porno.

 

[yossi]

Harry isn't all that bad of a guy, really.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Harry isn't all that bad of a guy, really.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reems
http://2.bp.blog spot.com/-HY8fo90PXqU/UUqlNWBHhhI/AAAAAAAAF1o/8eHtUzxO2pk/s1600/HarryReems01.jpg http://dazedimg.dazedgroup.netdna-cdn.com/375/azure/dazed-prod/1040/3/1043893.jpg

 

[yossi]

And he has a sweet stache.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Fucking on a wooden table or kitchen counter top. Yeah, that's comfy.

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

...
Or maybe it's not so funny - maybe young people see this stuff and think it's whar sex is or should be like?...

Back in my day the whine about porn was that the actress were too...porny, giving kids of my day the idea that women were supposed to look like that (and look how badly we turned out!). Now, with the legions of amateur porn stars, the whine has moved on to other topics.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Back in my day the whine about porn was that the actress were too...porny, giving kids of my day the idea that women were supposed to look like that (and look how badly we turned out!). Now, with the legions of amateur porn stars, the whine has moved on to other topics.

That's where I learn all my best moves...

 

[hashtag4]

The guys are either too effeminate or too affected. And it's too obvious that they're both 'acting'.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I usually get hung up looking for melanomas...

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

Harry isn't all that bad of a guy, really.

Harry's name was Ron Jeremy.

It was almost like it was the price of admission for young starlets. 'Ya' wanna do porn? Ya gotta do Ron first.'

Wonder how many ran off screaming.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

People eat more meatloaf than steak.

I fucked lotsa girls in my long life, and all of them fuck about the same.