The Dangers of Eye Contact

[Adjudicator]

To paraphrase Roadhouse, Misha has entirely too many brains to have a rack that nice. I am not even a boob man and I noticeably drooled.

One of those rarities where God sequenced the DNA exactly right, and every woman should hate her, but none do. Think Phelia with a slammin' body.

Come to think of it- I wouldn't be surprised if Phelia is similarly well put together but I wouldn't know. I ain't seen her, you dig?

Why neg Phelia?

ETA: nice edit

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I always enjoy the way Lady Funk makes herself the subject of her threads.

Yet when Pink makes herself the subject of her threads, I don't enjoy it as much.

Funk must be a better storyteller.

It's because I fuck a lot more than Pink.

Her thread in which she fucked KRC was a good one, you must admit that.

 

[Lancecastor]

Could also be a rural/urban thing.

 

[hashtag4]

Funny thread.

 

[pink]

It's because I fuck a lot more than Pink.

Her thread in which she fucked KRC was a good one, you must admit that.

Yeah, I can see this. Sex threads are always more interesting.

 

[Killswitch1]

Yeah, I can see this. Sex threads are always more interesting.

Than infected toenails?

I reckon so.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Yeah, I can see this. Sex threads are always more interesting.

People call this place "Lit" so often they forget about the "erotica" part. Almost every thread on the GB is filled with anger and hatred. We need more sex threads here, even though the involuntary celibates will try to shut the sex threads down with their own jealousy and anger issues.

I for one will continue to do my part and hope you will too.

 

[Lancecastor]

Involuntary Celibacy ....great term, sounds like the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.

 

[hashtag4]

Well, I feel like a large fly just landed on my nose.

I was among those who at one point were trolling sex threads and needling/playing bitchy towards certain posters too.
But in my defense, I was doing it to those who picked on me first (payback's a bitch) and never to those who've been nice to me or simply allowed me to exist.
I have nothing against such threads either, especially if they're coming from those who treated me ok, and even if I belong to the category of 'involuntary celibates' too, lol.

ETA
'Nuff said about me. Who's next?
Lance? KS?

 

[Conager]

This kind of casual really isn't fun for me anymore. Why do you suppose she specifically refused to make eye contact?

She was either cheating or thinking about it. We had had a bit of a rough patch, van worked on it and had had a good, meaningful, connected, intimate date a couple weeks before. She'd already made up her mind what it was she was going to do and had checked out so she needed that narrative to still be true. We all have to live with ourselves.

 

[Conager]

People call this place "Lit" so often they forget about the "erotica" part. Almost every thread on the GB is filled with anger and hatred. We need more sex threads here, even though the involuntary celibates will try to shut the sex threads down with their own jealousy and anger issues.

I for one will continue to do my part and hope you will too.

I used to be much more open about discussing relationship issues, the things that I've learned the hard way. I was also used to talk a lot more about family and the joy that I get from my kids.

From time to time because of the relentless idiocy of the incels, I have become somewhat circumspect. But every once in awhile a thread speaks to me and I'll be damned if I let some fucking piece of shit like that dictate to me what I will and won't say in anonymity on an anonymous porn board.

 

[Conager]

Why neg Phelia?

ETA: nice edit

no I just realized that I really have no idea one way or the other. Which is why I don't have any particular fixed mental image for her. I mean I picture her as a Snappy corporate dresser for no particular reason. You gather Impressions about people which may or may not be accurate and you forget what it is they caused you to get that impression. Who knows maybe just pencil skirts at one point or I got the impression of a power job that would require such gear.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I used to be much more open about discussing relationship issues, the things that I've learned the hard way. I was also used to talk a lot more about family and the joy that I get from my kids.

From time to time because of the relentless idiocy of the incels, I have become somewhat circumspect. But every once in awhile a thread speaks to me and I'll be damned if I let some fucking piece of shit like that dictate to me what I will and won't say in anonymity on an anonymous porn board.

I like to discuss sexual stuff here which I would not tell anyone I know in my day to day life. (No one in my daily life knows about my shagging young guys, for instance.)

I don't mind the incels trolling me. I find it amusing. Anyone who levies an attack on someone for having a sex life is revealing just what a pathetic loser s/he really is. They can't stand to think that others are actually enjoying life.

 

[Emerson40]

I used to be much more open about discussing relationship issues, the things that I've learned the hard way. I was also used to talk a lot more about family and the joy that I get from my kids.

From time to time because of the relentless idiocy of the incels, I have become somewhat circumspect. But every once in awhile a thread speaks to me and I'll be damned if I let some fucking piece of shit like that dictate to me what I will and won't say in anonymity on an anonymous porn board.

I remember you - or at least your root alt, query - sharing more personal anecdotes on the HT. All seemed well received, with little incident.

You've also mentioned that you've not had much, if any, troubles when posting under your other alts.

Do you suppose the multiple accounts contributed to the issues experienced when posting as query? Maybe there is more to it than that, or a history I don't know about, but all of it seems muddied and weird with the multiple user IDs.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I remember you - or at least your root alt, query - sharing more personal anecdotes on the HT. All seemed well received, with little incident.

You've also mentioned that you've not had much, if any, troubles when posting under your other alts.

Do you suppose the multiple accounts contributed to the issues experienced when posting as query? Maybe there is more to it than that, or a history I don't know about, but all of it seems muddied and weird with the multiple user IDs.

I didn't know that Conager = Query. I guess I am not surprised since they write in the same manner. Personally I don't care about alts, can't be bothered to root them out. So long as they aren't trying to trick people for devious reasons, it makes no difference to me.

 

[Lancecastor]

So do you have feelings for Young Bum?

If not, who cares if he's pining for your fijords?

You're not developing a FuckConscience, are you?

 

[Aphro]

People call this place "Lit" so often they forget about the "erotica" part. Almost every thread on the GB is filled with anger and hatred. We need more sex threads here, even though the involuntary celibates will try to shut the sex threads down with their own jealousy and anger issues.

I for one will continue to do my part and hope you will too.

Here, here...

There are plenty of times I have not agreed with you, LadyF, but in this case, I wholeheartedly support you. More hot young guy sex stories please.

 

[pink]

People call this place "Lit" so often they forget about the "erotica" part. Almost every thread on the GB is filled with anger and hatred. We need more sex threads here, even though the involuntary celibates will try to shut the sex threads down with their own jealousy and anger issues.

I for one will continue to do my part and hope you will too.

I've fallen off the bandwagon the past couple of years. Perhaps it is time for me to get back on?


I've got some catching up to do. lol

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

So do you have feelings for Young Bum?

If not, who cares if he's pining for your fijords?

You're not developing a FuckConscience, are you?

No conscience, no way.

My problem is that I was dating age appropriate people, thinking I'd settle down i to a relationship. Now I have lost all interest in other people. I don't really want any of them to touch me, it. Almost repulses me.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Here, here...

There are plenty of times I have not agreed with you, LadyF, but in this case, I wholeheartedly support you. More hot young guy sex stories please.

We should all set aside our differences for sex threads. Together we can make lit a better place and take power away from trolls who always insist on running fun!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I've fallen off the bandwagon the past couple of years. Perhaps it is time for me to get back on?


I've got some catching up to do. lol

Absolutely

 

[pink]

Absolutely

It will be with women. Men are great, I still find them handsome but to have sex with one.......I have no desire.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

It will be with women. Men are great, I still find them handsome but to have sex with one.......I have no desire.

I would dip out of that thread since girl girl doesnt do it for me, but I am sure plenty of people would welcome threads about your chomping at the bit so to speak

 

[Lancecastor]

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[LadyFunkenstein]

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