Conager
¿Que? Cornelius!
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- Dec 2, 2014
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Hackensack will solve that.
Doggy style will solve your problem, Funk.
I suspect a lot of doggy style going down in Hackensack.
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Hackensack will solve that.
Doggy style will solve your problem, Funk.
Luk's shadow makes lance piss hisself.
People with deep rooted psychological problems including those who supplant their need to have children by dating boys closer to their tween years are not to be mocked, people. We should come together as a village and help this wayward idiot find her safe space. A nice padded room with only blunt instruments and dull colors will suffice.
Says my shadow.
Lance, any chance you could post the picture of the t-shirt clinging to LadyF's tits?
It's an all time classic.
The young boy she's banging must be motor-boating those things daily.
I have half a terabyte of litgrls, but that one always gets requests.
You really should do a top five thread someday.
Trying to surpass those chocolate nectarines would be a difficult feat.
Misha and Aqua have gotta be on that top 5 list.
Who's Misha? Give me a sampling!
I've seen Aqua's assets. It was hard to not be impressed.
20 years.
To paraphrase Roadhouse, Misha has entirely too many brains to have a rack that nice. I am not even a boob man and I noticeably drooled.
One of those rarities where God sequenced the DNA exactly right, and every woman should hate her, but none do. Think Phelia with a slammin' body.
Come to think of it- I wouldn't be surprised if Phelia is similarly well put together but I wouldn't know. I ain't seen her, you dig?
Misha and Aqua have gotta be on that top 5 list.
Mischka?
Brilliant beauty.
Oh...her.
I don't know Phelia either.
It's weird none of these amazing women introduce themselves to me.
Do you think I intimidate them with my own unquestionable, intense sexuality, Conager?
You are making me wistfull.
I had such a thing twice upon a time with the same girl, counting the rekindling. Tellingly, at the end eye contact was not only missing, but specifically refused.
Since then, I have found myself involved in hot-as-hell (and not) sexual acrobatics with eager, kinky partners, but that intimacy you hint at was not there. Specifically, eye-contact, as I reflect back was missing. Sometimes by circumstance, sometimes by design. The pattern suggests I am seeking the unlikely or unavailable.
I've become nearly an aesthetic as of late, and I hardly notice the difference.
Lance, any chance you could post the picture of the t-shirt clinging to LadyF's tits?
It's an all time classic.
The young boy she's banging must be motor-boating those things daily.