Sweetp4u
Mischief Maker
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For Homerun and I
Brandi
It’s so hard to find good help these days and that is not an exaggeration! Hell, it is difficult to find intelligent people these days too. I think somewhere between Monday morning and Wednesday lunch (right now) I developed the worst damned migraine I’ve ever had in my life! That is not an exaggeration. Unfortunately. The ad was clear, stated my needs and whom I was looking to hire, it was not a debate and yet I have had over twenty calls from would-be nannies of the female gender call me! Specifically states a MALE nanny was required, not an option! Kind of like how stop signs are now the new yield, and in some cases, completely optional to just blow through? Those kinds of idiots irritate the hell out of me and seriously need slapped! Of course, I am hormonal and frustrated, but come on people!
I had four appointments today to interview and three are done. The first young man had no experience with children, at all.. ever! And applied, why? I am not sure he even knew but little Mikey did not like that one at all. Jacob? I think that was the name of the young man. Next we had Nick, nick was perfect, almost! I had serious doubts that Nick could keep up with Mikey and might possibly die of a heart attack climbing my stairs once, let alone multiple times a day. Nick was my second choice, might be my only choice if it didn’t improve greatly by this last appointment.. I could wait longer but in two weeks of ad running, this was it for applicants. Tempted to bite the bullet and just hire a woman again but I really do not need MORE women in this house, truth be told. I am wore out, tired of bitchy women, my daughter included in that mess. Long story, won’t go into it right now.
Then we had Brian! Brian was flaming gay. Flamboyantly so. He squealed and gushed and eye rolled and had a freaking pink.. just .. I just, I can’t even begin to explain, define or .. Just no! I need Mikey some what sane, not confused on which toy is his teddy bear and which squealing pink leopard print twangy.. This is why I have a damned headache. I have one young man left, his name is Rick and says on his resume that he is in med school, but not this summer. So, promising? God, I hope so because I am wearing down trying to find someone who has changed a diaper before! Mikey did like Brian but momma? Not so much. One dramatic girl in this house is more than these walls can take right now, I don’t need two. I love Kelly but no! And lord what would Michael think if he came home to a flamboyant gay pride squealing gawdy bundle of exaggerated disgustingly happy all the time type who MIGHT be brave enough to hit on my husband? I … I just don’t want to think about it right now either.
The doorbell. Placing Mikey into the play pen in my office, I head down the hall to the foyer and open. And stare. …..
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“Hello?” He speaks! Well fuck! Okay eyeballs, back into socket and mouth this is your queue! .. Mouth?
Hello?? MOUTH!!!!!
“Ah, sorry!” A nervous bubble of laughter comes and was that me!? Holy hell, stop gaping woman! “Can I help you?”
“Rick? I have an appointment.” I watch your hands move as you speak, moving down to pull a paper from your little folder you’re carrying, turning it around, and reading as you nod that gorgeous head of yours. “Says here at four.”
“Oh! Oh I am so sorry, Yes. Please come in! Can I get you anything before we sit down?” Rambling, remembering my manners and thoroughly stunned to see you at my door! Ok so hormones went a little nuts back there! Pull it together woman, let’s get back to business, this isn’t some smutty romance novel! Damn the luck too… All well, can’t have smutty all the time, right? My inner musings distracted me entirely that when I find your eyes, I have no idea if you were answering me or not! FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I did not expect YOU!
“Sorry? Was that yes or no?” I give an apologetic look, “Sorry, it’s been a long day..” I am saying sorry a lot lately! I need to stop that habit. Yes I am being rude but.. I mean look at that body! NO! Right, interview! “This way..” I give up with the whole stupid drink thing, I have bottled water in my office. Door shut behind you, I turn and walk the hall to the far back room. “Please, come in and have a seat. Say hello to Mikey if you’d like to meet the mini terror first?” So this young man is going to be a lawyer? When I first saw you, I thought you were here for Kelly Ann, as I had no scheduled pool cleaning or lawn maintenance to handle. No deliveries expected, not that I even looked down at your hands to notice such trivial things. I think every hormone in my body took out their little devil horns and stuck them firmly into place while eye fucking you. Parts of me hopes you aren’t qualified but a major part of me seriously hopes you are! Imagine Michael’s face when he sees you…
Oh, am I evil or what? A fantasy really, I know no man your age would even look twice at a woman of my age and a mother of two. Why am I thinking like Michael now? Because you’re sexy as hell? Hormones again, my best guess. I look great, I feel great! Too great is the problem because I am healthy and active and wanting what isn’t happening. Of course work will distract me, it is why I am throwing myself back into it prematurely. I was supposed to enjoy motherhood until winter and then go back to work but.. well another long story I don’t want to get in to right now.
“So tell me about yourself, Rick. You have the summer off, yes? Ever handled infants before? Changed a diaper? Are you familiar with feeding schedules? Able to drive to appointments, give baths, lunch?” I rambled off all the questions at once while taking your offered paperwork. Background check, police report, everything showing you’re spic and span clean. Moving to sit back at my desk, I recline back and meet those blue eyes finally.
Brandi
It’s so hard to find good help these days and that is not an exaggeration! Hell, it is difficult to find intelligent people these days too. I think somewhere between Monday morning and Wednesday lunch (right now) I developed the worst damned migraine I’ve ever had in my life! That is not an exaggeration. Unfortunately. The ad was clear, stated my needs and whom I was looking to hire, it was not a debate and yet I have had over twenty calls from would-be nannies of the female gender call me! Specifically states a MALE nanny was required, not an option! Kind of like how stop signs are now the new yield, and in some cases, completely optional to just blow through? Those kinds of idiots irritate the hell out of me and seriously need slapped! Of course, I am hormonal and frustrated, but come on people!
I had four appointments today to interview and three are done. The first young man had no experience with children, at all.. ever! And applied, why? I am not sure he even knew but little Mikey did not like that one at all. Jacob? I think that was the name of the young man. Next we had Nick, nick was perfect, almost! I had serious doubts that Nick could keep up with Mikey and might possibly die of a heart attack climbing my stairs once, let alone multiple times a day. Nick was my second choice, might be my only choice if it didn’t improve greatly by this last appointment.. I could wait longer but in two weeks of ad running, this was it for applicants. Tempted to bite the bullet and just hire a woman again but I really do not need MORE women in this house, truth be told. I am wore out, tired of bitchy women, my daughter included in that mess. Long story, won’t go into it right now.
Then we had Brian! Brian was flaming gay. Flamboyantly so. He squealed and gushed and eye rolled and had a freaking pink.. just .. I just, I can’t even begin to explain, define or .. Just no! I need Mikey some what sane, not confused on which toy is his teddy bear and which squealing pink leopard print twangy.. This is why I have a damned headache. I have one young man left, his name is Rick and says on his resume that he is in med school, but not this summer. So, promising? God, I hope so because I am wearing down trying to find someone who has changed a diaper before! Mikey did like Brian but momma? Not so much. One dramatic girl in this house is more than these walls can take right now, I don’t need two. I love Kelly but no! And lord what would Michael think if he came home to a flamboyant gay pride squealing gawdy bundle of exaggerated disgustingly happy all the time type who MIGHT be brave enough to hit on my husband? I … I just don’t want to think about it right now either.
The doorbell. Placing Mikey into the play pen in my office, I head down the hall to the foyer and open. And stare. …..
….
….
….
…
“Hello?” He speaks! Well fuck! Okay eyeballs, back into socket and mouth this is your queue! .. Mouth?
Hello?? MOUTH!!!!!
“Ah, sorry!” A nervous bubble of laughter comes and was that me!? Holy hell, stop gaping woman! “Can I help you?”
“Rick? I have an appointment.” I watch your hands move as you speak, moving down to pull a paper from your little folder you’re carrying, turning it around, and reading as you nod that gorgeous head of yours. “Says here at four.”
“Oh! Oh I am so sorry, Yes. Please come in! Can I get you anything before we sit down?” Rambling, remembering my manners and thoroughly stunned to see you at my door! Ok so hormones went a little nuts back there! Pull it together woman, let’s get back to business, this isn’t some smutty romance novel! Damn the luck too… All well, can’t have smutty all the time, right? My inner musings distracted me entirely that when I find your eyes, I have no idea if you were answering me or not! FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I did not expect YOU!
“Sorry? Was that yes or no?” I give an apologetic look, “Sorry, it’s been a long day..” I am saying sorry a lot lately! I need to stop that habit. Yes I am being rude but.. I mean look at that body! NO! Right, interview! “This way..” I give up with the whole stupid drink thing, I have bottled water in my office. Door shut behind you, I turn and walk the hall to the far back room. “Please, come in and have a seat. Say hello to Mikey if you’d like to meet the mini terror first?” So this young man is going to be a lawyer? When I first saw you, I thought you were here for Kelly Ann, as I had no scheduled pool cleaning or lawn maintenance to handle. No deliveries expected, not that I even looked down at your hands to notice such trivial things. I think every hormone in my body took out their little devil horns and stuck them firmly into place while eye fucking you. Parts of me hopes you aren’t qualified but a major part of me seriously hopes you are! Imagine Michael’s face when he sees you…
Oh, am I evil or what? A fantasy really, I know no man your age would even look twice at a woman of my age and a mother of two. Why am I thinking like Michael now? Because you’re sexy as hell? Hormones again, my best guess. I look great, I feel great! Too great is the problem because I am healthy and active and wanting what isn’t happening. Of course work will distract me, it is why I am throwing myself back into it prematurely. I was supposed to enjoy motherhood until winter and then go back to work but.. well another long story I don’t want to get in to right now.
“So tell me about yourself, Rick. You have the summer off, yes? Ever handled infants before? Changed a diaper? Are you familiar with feeding schedules? Able to drive to appointments, give baths, lunch?” I rambled off all the questions at once while taking your offered paperwork. Background check, police report, everything showing you’re spic and span clean. Moving to sit back at my desk, I recline back and meet those blue eyes finally.
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