The 2016 Presidential Election Results Thread

i am tired. i don't think i can stay up. i am no longer watching netflix. it's just noise. along with snoring and scattered light.
 
And there goes Florida, sheeple.

If only there was another social engineering billionaire to migrate another 200k Puerto Ricans and y'all might have pulled it off...

I wonder if anybody has mentioned to the millions still left on the island that if Trump backtracks all of Clinton v1.0 trade & economic legislation Puerto Rico can return to having the highest per capita income in all of Latin America. Y'know, where they were before Slick Willy was POTUS.
 
Trump has to hold Arizona (likely), then add Alaska (certain) then win either Michigan OR New Hampshire, and he wins.

Hillary is not dead yet (just propped up by booze and pills).
 
Well. This sucks. I'm not going to dwell right now and I'm going to try and channel my disappointment into something positive, but this really really sucks. I am going to continue to choose to believe that the world is a good place and I can do good things that will make it better, however infinitesimally.
 
Canada's subsidized national broadcaster is looking like they are sneaking booze under the desk between talking head shots...and have just reported that Canada's immigration website has just crashed!
 
Well. This sucks. I'm not going to dwell right now and I'm going to try and channel my disappointment into something positive, but this really really sucks. I am going to continue to choose to believe that the world is a good place and I can do good things that will make it better, however infinitesimally.

Honestly. What weirds me out is the people around me that I know and people in my family that voted for or supported this guy and it makes me want to take a fucking shower.
 
Actually, Silver was getting shit from liberals who claimed the 1-in-3 odds he was giving Trump were way too high and panicking people for no reason.

It also should be pointed out that Silver doesn't make "predictions." What he does is based on interpreting polls conducted by others. If you're dealing with a set of polls that have Clinton winning Florida by 1 and Trump wins by 1 instead -- that's not much of a mistake.

But that's also why Silver had it relatively close -- because there were a lot of very close states. This is the most really close races I can remember.

Yep.

I am also aware Nate Silver does not make predictions. Still, people are going apeshit.
 
According to

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/president

It looks like FL is Trumps along with Gawja, Ohio, NC, Wisconsin and Michigan with NH starting to lean Trump.

Looks like HRC gets MN, Maine, Colorado and PA though.

VA is looking like a VERY tight run.



I don't see the Clinton landslide everyone just KNEW was going to happen.

Well I never thought it was going to be a landslide, just not a nail biter. But forgive me for having faith in mankind. They usually come out and do the right thing after they've exhausted all the other options.
 
Honestly. What weirds me out is the people around me that I know and people in my family that voted for or supported this guy and it makes me want to take a fucking shower.

For 6mos my mother was convinced she had AIDS from an operation she had in 1983, from tainted Arkansas inmates blood sold to the Canadian Red Cross. She's a Hillarity supporter.
 
OH no!!!

No more Wall St. POTUS !

The sky is falling!! The sky is falling!!!

How will the country go on without a bunch of (D)'s fucking everyone up the ass to make themselves rich? :confused::eek::eek:

For the record, I blame you.

Ish and the acorn that did not fall far from the tree are what they are. But you are smarter than that. You know right from wrong. But, Bernie did not get the vote and you went full on dope on us. You and around 6,000,000 of your friends had to throw your temper tantrum.

So you and your millennial *WAH why isn't life easy* pork pie hat wearing, bearded, hipster-duface, anti-everything, babies need to learn the hard way.
 
That path is getting narrow. Very narrow for Hillary. Trump has a real chance.

Wow.
 
And there it is, ladies and gents. NYT predicts Trump wins PA.
 
Well. This sucks. I'm not going to dwell right now and I'm going to try and channel my disappointment into something positive, but this really really sucks. I am going to continue to choose to believe that the world is a good place and I can do good things that will make it better, however infinitesimally.

Mars Mission.

Just saying.
 
Well I never thought it was going to be a landslide, just not a nail biter. But forgive me for having faith in mankind. They usually come out and do the right thing after they've exhausted all the other options.

Yep...I think we did well.

But you are smarter than that. You know right from wrong. But, Bernie did not get the vote and you went full on dope on us. You and around 6,000,000 of your friends had to throw your temper tantrum.

Yes, I do. And the Goldman Sachs POTUS was WRONG, has been for some time.

So you and your millennial *WAH why isn't life easy* pork pie hat wearing, bearded, hipster-duface, anti-everything, babies need to learn the hard way.

Sorry I'm not a tool for the 1%....wait no I'm not.

What hard way am I going to learn? :confused:
 
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Yes, they do the right thing.





Yes, I do. And the Goldman Sachs POTUS was WRONG, has been for some time.



Sorry I'm not a tool for the 1%....wait no I'm not.

What hard way am I going to learn?

What is Trump going to do to me that is so much worse than Hillary?

Get you nuked because someone offended him on twitter?
 
Honestly. What weirds me out is the people around me that I know and people in my family that voted for or supported this guy and it makes me want to take a fucking shower.

Are you pretending you supported a morally superior candidate, Good Ol' Clean-As-A-Whistle Hillary?
For both candidates, a shower is not enough.
 
Well. This sucks. I'm not going to dwell right now and I'm going to try and channel my disappointment into something positive, but this really really sucks. I am going to continue to choose to believe that the world is a good place and I can do good things that will make it better, however infinitesimally.

This is the dispositive proof, for me anyway.
 
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