Hard_Rom
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http://www.cbc.ca/beta/comedy/funny...-if-trump-wins-i-m-moving-to-canada-1.3839963
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Politicos and voters alike were caught by surprise today when Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in her last day of campaigning, announced that if Donald Trump were to win the presidency she would move to Canada.
"Hell, I might even give my concession speech from Moncton," she continued, "wherever that is. My people tell me it's quite popular."
Clinton offered assurances to Canadians that she would never attempt to seek power in her adopted country, however. "Oh, please, ha, I've had enough of that. Wanting to lead is something the American Hillary did, but it's not going to be an interest of Canadian Hillary's—she'll be more into, uh, ice hockey and field lacrosse," she said, before going on to ask dozens of detailed questions about the Prime Minister's residence, salary, and term limits.
Clinton said that she's not only comfortable with her decision, but that Canada could offer many experiences that are almost impossible to find in the United States, such as poutine, beer, and Kim Mitchell.
*Our right of center Conservatives are looking for a leader. A left of center Yank would fit right in. And maybe we can Barack to come up and be our GG. Not very political, Michelle should like it.*
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Politicos and voters alike were caught by surprise today when Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, in her last day of campaigning, announced that if Donald Trump were to win the presidency she would move to Canada.
"Hell, I might even give my concession speech from Moncton," she continued, "wherever that is. My people tell me it's quite popular."
Clinton offered assurances to Canadians that she would never attempt to seek power in her adopted country, however. "Oh, please, ha, I've had enough of that. Wanting to lead is something the American Hillary did, but it's not going to be an interest of Canadian Hillary's—she'll be more into, uh, ice hockey and field lacrosse," she said, before going on to ask dozens of detailed questions about the Prime Minister's residence, salary, and term limits.
Clinton said that she's not only comfortable with her decision, but that Canada could offer many experiences that are almost impossible to find in the United States, such as poutine, beer, and Kim Mitchell.
*Our right of center Conservatives are looking for a leader. A left of center Yank would fit right in. And maybe we can Barack to come up and be our GG. Not very political, Michelle should like it.*
