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Halloween is a beautiful time when you talk with Jesus and don't ever masturbate any day it is not good to touch thyself
 
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rojoburro said:
Remember to masturbate in public to support Halloween! Try to be safe and go in pairs or with a group but going on your own to a well lit area and masturbating on your own is fine too. The important thing is tradition.

MASTURBATE FOR THE SAKE OF HALLOWEEN! Remember those that fought for this MFH and the 200 years of tradition that follow it.
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I hope you get shot bro.

Stew
 
phrodeau said:
Cover up before you answer the door, you perv.
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yeah my wife and I have been doing this for years and its fine we have a yard with a fence. It also has increased the school sex ed budget and they start talking about it in like junior high now. Ice-T shows up on the corner across from us.
 
Can we substitute actual sex for masturbation or does it specifically have to be masturbation?
 
Jesus and Mohammad love you and David too all brothers with an attraction for.... god.
 
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rojoburro said:
Just some helpful tips for MFH or Masturbating For Halloween..Remember to CUM

Couples - Couples, buddies, partners, groups or just not going alone your first time out is the best thing (we have come up with yet and probably ever). Having a guide will help you with what to avoid and where you can go and MFH and were you are not yet trainer (spending more time at one of our community training centers) only ease the tension in your stomach but couple you into a lifelong relationship like a couple of friends surviving war (masturbation wars do happen like the great Masturbation Wars of 1302, 1351 and 1381, prequels 4300 BM, 2000 BM, and 1 BM then it happened again last December and looks as if it is going to be every year from now on as long as Disney has rights). Doing it together, for your first time, makes it feel so much better and he feels that too and he has your bestowed sample all over him to brag about ( remember mentors or CM stage 5s, to close your eyes in the moment of "nature of releasing dragon" every year we lose so many to pink eye). In a group you will find people there for their first time (or got lost and are supposed to be with their friends drinking at Dave and Maria' apartment), the few timers to the old timers, and then the O.C.s (Original Cumpsters. DO NOT LOOK AT THEIR LEFT SHOULDER BLADE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE) who have been doing it ( I SAY AGAIN DO NOT LOOK AT LEFT SHOULDER BLADE AREA) and spreading the message of peace and MFH, every day since the beginning of this "loco life" they chuckle (or cry… DO NOT LOOK AT THE SHOULDER BLADE AREA) "Yeah it’s a loco life but it’s my loco life and I wouldn't trade it for anything" (don't challenge that because they will trade for a packet of gum, in a second and in over 652 ready ways... kill you). They have knowledge (mostly about the KC and Sunshine Band. KC means Killing n Cummin and Sunshine Band is an up and coming artist in Toledo) and literature (occasionally) to pass out and educate the public. If you are lucky enough to couple with an OC you might wonder why he does things differently (if he even is near you you are lucky so DONT LOOK AT HIS SHOULDER FOR WHATEVER YOU FIND HOLY) and why he is mainly just hanging out drinking with a hooker (study in 2016 found most often an OC would be found with 5 or more escorts, call girls and hookers with up to 654 found near our highest OC level 100 as he was preparing for the yearly Dirtying of the Spirit where he washes away the sins of others in the enclosed location at our headquarters. He did say that he regretted the catastrophic loss of life that resulted from a clerical mistake and then a stand off, riots, a small revolution following a tense week long nuclear stand off which our leader K92 said upon,"sad not to hear the sound of the laugh of child 75 or 35 and water and laughter can make you think of the story about the man bartering with a tiger for a car. You never win if you don't know when to hold em and also we deny any responsibility for anything we come in peace and no taxes"). Don't question if he is loco? Cause who you tryin' to get crazy with? He is loco (certified 2+ times). He is loco for his love of Masturbation For Halloween (hopefully).

yoU go into a club or other public location (bathroom, alley, cult meeting or group) and begin to masturbate please make sure U are with a couple, buddy or a group and below the age of 40 (these are beautiful, young people who love to buy the alcohol we sell there) and don't have a distraction that will take their eyes away from the movement around genital area (vagina and or penis). U want them focused on each stroke or movement coming from U and/or your partner .

Movements matter people so have your dance planned and drilled down to perfection. Try doing it in front of your friends and family to gain experience and lose any fear (we have many "medications" which can help) and gain the confidence to dance your ass off and stay safe (we have been told that we can not have a repeat of 2015, 2004, 1999-1981 etc,). Get it so you don't notice a crowd but it will sure notice the hell out of you. Its not your glitter, you rubbing against your pussy(cock or whatever thing you have now Ted has a gun. He is masturbating a gun... so unfair). And it shows respect. When people see someone with the guts to dress up in sequins, walk down the street the second biggest night of the year (after MFNY remember 1293...Masturbation for New Years will forever remember 1293. The coldest of years) and pull out what he needs to (it can include a lot of toys and power items) and masturbate to completion for a cause or something you heard about on your way to work that morning. That brings you respect. Street Cred. Wavos. But look out and not planning out your movements, for the night, means that you be wandering around a dark alley, alone, looking for anyone to even mention MFH. You are cold, alone and hungry as you approach the homeless men huddled over a burning oil drum fire and begin to show them what you learned in the 30 minute class before you started out your first MFH night. The soda machine is broken (we are working on that and we are sorry) but now you have an angry man or 10 who are having flashbacks to a good life before they went out drinking a year or five ago and joined some crazy cause one heard about from some guy at the bar who was saying what a crazy fuck his cousin is and they got in a fight to show who was crazy one was and then a broken soda machine later, they were walking around dressed head to toe in green and talkin about the luck of the irish and kissin the barney stone. No one is the group is Irish but they are pissed now and think for some reason you could have something to do with it. MFH HAS NEVER HURT ANYONE (that has been proved in a court of law and is not on an appeal). You know what you’re doing Kevin. These guys are talking about masturbating constantly around St. Patrick’s Day not Halloween, need to wear green and chase little people. The only part that’s close is that they were in the same building complex (owned and operated for over 100 years by M4 AWAY). They reported to OGs (Original Gurglers) not OCs (Original Cumpsters and their leader was C24 not the glorious K92 bringith to him the eternal orgasm, who is a god amongst men and you have been worshiping him for over an hour now and he has not let you down or caused you to lose your way.. You let them know about the mix up and explain how they have been masturbating for the wrong cause. They give you a group hug, go back to take off their Homeless Wear by Calvin Klein and put on their business suits as you assume they are on to their normal lives again after only being gone a quick 5 (years). They should be able to pick right back up and hopefully they will be out here with you next year. Remember 5 is less then 10 and that ten is the standard fir a piece of food on the floor. You report back to your OC and report their names, addresses and all of the personal information you remember. Your OC says good you are on your way to a level 3. Level 3 holy shit, look how happy you are at 3 when they had the number 5. They must be so so excited! You can still feel the Ecstasy pumping through you as you head into the next area ready to handle any challenge (you are not ready), any danger(please call supervisors or report to proper authorities the people of MFC Global a division of the Number 5 which is located in a number (433) tax shelter away from here and you having to worry about (you do please see a doctor if the voices keep talking to you like you wrote on your intake… interview for this position Assistant Vice President of Sales for MFHC International Pacemakers), You have proved that you can masturbate the hell out of a cause. You should masturbate for Halloween all year! Every day would be a masturbation day! And with your new job (Internship to become the Assistant Vice President of Sales for MFHC International Pacemakers) and that would be your afternoon dream come true. God bless America.
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rojoburro said:
yeah my wife and I have been doing this for years and its fine we have a yard with a fence. It also has increased the school sex ed budget and they start talking about it in like junior high now. Ice-T shows up on the corner across from us.
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Stewart_Pidd said:
I hope you get shot bro.

Stew
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Maybe it's my foul mood, but I say shoot 'em both. *shrug*
 
rojoburro said:
Just some helpful tips for MFH or Masturbating For Halloween..Remember to CUM

Couples - Couples, buddies, partners, groups or just not going alone your first time out is the best thing (we have come up with yet and probably ever). Having a guide will help you with what to avoid and where you can go and MFH and were you are not yet trainer (spending more time at one of our community training centers) only ease the tension in your stomach but couple you into a lifelong relationship like a couple of friends surviving war (masturbation wars do happen like the great Masturbation Wars of 1302, 1351 and 1381, prequels 4300 BM, 2000 BM, and 1 BM then it happened again last December and looks as if it is going to be every year from now on as long as Disney has rights). Doing it together, for your first time, makes it feel so much better and he feels that too and he has your bestowed sample all over him to brag about ( remember mentors or CM stage 5s, to close your eyes in the moment of "nature of releasing dragon" every year we lose so many to pink eye). In a group you will find people there for their first time (or got lost and are supposed to be with their friends drinking at Dave and Maria' apartment), the few timers to the old timers, and then the O.C.s (Original Cumpsters. DO NOT LOOK AT THEIR LEFT SHOULDER BLADE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE) who have been doing it ( I SAY AGAIN DO NOT LOOK AT LEFT SHOULDER BLADE AREA) and spreading the message of peace and MFH, every day since the beginning of this "loco life" they chuckle (or cry… DO NOT LOOK AT THE SHOULDER BLADE AREA) "Yeah it’s a loco life but it’s my loco life and I wouldn't trade it for anything" (don't challenge that because they will trade for a packet of gum, in a second and in over 652 ready ways... kill you). They have knowledge (mostly about the KC and Sunshine Band. KC means Killing n Cummin and Sunshine Band is an up and coming artist in Toledo) and literature (occasionally) to pass out and educate the public. If you are lucky enough to couple with an OC you might wonder why he does things differently (if he even is near you you are lucky so DONT LOOK AT HIS SHOULDER FOR WHATEVER YOU FIND HOLY) and why he is mainly just hanging out drinking with a hooker (study in 2016 found most often an OC would be found with 5 or more escorts, call girls and hookers with up to 654 found near our highest OC level 100 as he was preparing for the yearly Dirtying of the Spirit where he washes away the sins of others in the enclosed location at our headquarters. He did say that he regretted the catastrophic loss of life that resulted from a clerical mistake and then a stand off, riots, a small revolution following a tense week long nuclear stand off which our leader K92 said upon,"sad not to hear the sound of the laugh of child 75 or 35 and water and laughter can make you think of the story about the man bartering with a tiger for a car. You never win if you don't know when to hold em and also we deny any responsibility for anything we come in peace and no taxes"). Don't question if he is loco? Cause who you tryin' to get crazy with? He is loco (certified 2+ times). He is loco for his love of Masturbation For Halloween (hopefully).

yoU go into a club or other public location (bathroom, alley, cult meeting or group) and begin to masturbate please make sure U are with a couple, buddy or a group and below the age of 40 (these are beautiful, young people who love to buy the alcohol we sell there) and don't have a distraction that will take their eyes away from the movement around genital area (vagina and or penis). U want them focused on each stroke or movement coming from U and/or your partner .

Movements matter people so have your dance planned and drilled down to perfection. Try doing it in front of your friends and family to gain experience and lose any fear (we have many "medications" which can help) and gain the confidence to dance your ass off and stay safe (we have been told that we can not have a repeat of 2015, 2004, 1999-1981 etc,). Get it so you don't notice a crowd but it will sure notice the hell out of you. Its not your glitter, you rubbing against your pussy(cock or whatever thing you have now Ted has a gun. He is masturbating a gun... so unfair). And it shows respect. When people see someone with the guts to dress up in sequins, walk down the street the second biggest night of the year (after MFNY remember 1293...Masturbation for New Years will forever remember 1293. The coldest of years) and pull out what he needs to (it can include a lot of toys and power items) and masturbate to completion for a cause or something you heard about on your way to work that morning. That brings you respect. Street Cred. Wavos. But look out and not planning out your movements, for the night, means that you be wandering around a dark alley, alone, looking for anyone to even mention MFH. You are cold, alone and hungry as you approach the homeless men huddled over a burning oil drum fire and begin to show them what you learned in the 30 minute class before you started out your first MFH night. The soda machine is broken (we are working on that and we are sorry) but now you have an angry man or 10 who are having flashbacks to a good life before they went out drinking a year or five ago and joined some crazy cause one heard about from some guy at the bar who was saying what a crazy fuck his cousin is and they got in a fight to show who was crazy one was and then a broken soda machine later, they were walking around dressed head to toe in green and talkin about the luck of the irish and kissin the barney stone. No one is the group is Irish but they are pissed now and think for some reason you could have something to do with it. MFH HAS NEVER HURT ANYONE (that has been proved in a court of law and is not on an appeal). You know what you’re doing Kevin. These guys are talking about masturbating constantly around St. Patrick’s Day not Halloween, need to wear green and chase little people. The only part that’s close is that they were in the same building complex (owned and operated for over 100 years by M4 AWAY). They reported to OGs (Original Gurglers) not OCs (Original Cumpsters and their leader was C24 not the glorious K92 bringith to him the eternal orgasm, who is a god amongst men and you have been worshiping him for over an hour now and he has not let you down or caused you to lose your way.. You let them know about the mix up and explain how they have been masturbating for the wrong cause. They give you a group hug, go back to take off their Homeless Wear by Calvin Klein and put on their business suits as you assume they are on to their normal lives again after only being gone a quick 5 (years). They should be able to pick right back up and hopefully they will be out here with you next year. Remember 5 is less then 10 and that ten is the standard fir a piece of food on the floor. You report back to your OC and report their names, addresses and all of the personal information you remember. Your OC says good you are on your way to a level 3. Level 3 holy shit, look how happy you are at 3 when they had the number 5. They must be so so excited! You can still feel the Ecstasy pumping through you as you head into the next area ready to handle any challenge (you are not ready), any danger(please call supervisors or report to proper authorities the people of MFC Global a division of the Number 5 which is located in a number (433) tax shelter away from here and you having to worry about (you do please see a doctor if the voices keep talking to you like you wrote on your intake… interview for this position Assistant Vice President of Sales for MFHC International Pacemakers), You have proved that you can masturbate the hell out of a cause. You should masturbate for Halloween all year! Every day would be a masturbation day! And with your new job (Internship to become the Assistant Vice President of Sales for MFHC International Pacemakers) and that would be your afternoon dream come true. God bless America.
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what is your smoking policy?

also, you need to go to the fetish forum for the under 40 crowd. there's just a bunch of old fucks here.
 
Out bitches have fun with weird assumptions

wow fuck this whole place it used to be fun to come here and be unjudged just given suggestions on writing.ai come back when I am married and going through grad school with a colicy lil one and I have been told I should be murdered suggested right away I am raping kids and I try to joke back but the tension in here is so horrible you might as well put a bunch of suicidal people on the phone with people calling to commit. Also just so you know (or in case you have been so bust making a couple of minutes more fun) clown porn is a thing and it's popular and there are so many creepy incest stories that have high rating I forgot that is the place you go, Not the 6000 sexy versions of every possible thing from a librarian to a catholic school girl or the fact I don't have a lot of trick or treators because we don't live in the suburbs we have an apartment with colleges and peple in 20s and early 30sI could write a story about the beauty of a brother and sister committed to a triangle of love with their mother and put it in with the 37000 other stories but say masturbation for Halloween and all of the sudden you are the worst person ever.
 
rojoburro said:
wow fuck this whole place it used to be fun to come here and be unjudged just given suggestions on writing.ai come back when I am married and going through grad school with a colicy lil one and I have been told I should be murdered suggested right away I am raping kids and I try to joke back but the tension in here is so horrible you might as well put a bunch of suicidal people on the phone with people calling to commit. Also just so you know (or in case you have been so bust making a couple of minutes more fun) clown porn is a thing and it's popular and there are so many creepy incest stories that have high rating I forgot that is the place you go, Not the 6000 sexy versions of every possible thing from a librarian to a catholic school girl or the fact I don't have a lot of trick or treators because we don't live in the suburbs we have an apartment with colleges and peple in 20s and early 30sI could write a story about the beauty of a brother and sister committed to a triangle of love with their mother and put it in with the 37000 other stories but say masturbation for Halloween and all of the sudden you are the worst person ever.
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Grad school you say, eh? Good luck to you on that one.

There is an entire board for authors and story ideas. When you post this stuff in the GB, of course people are going to think you seriously enjoy masturbating to the sound of little kids.

And enjoy the clown porn.
 
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