Dear cold: fuck you.

RoryN

You're screwed.
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Remember when you could get over a cold within a week?

Pepperidge Farm® remembers.
 
Where the hell are my micro-laser capsules that I can swallow to zap the bugs?

WTF are these scientists working on?
 
I had a cold this summer, so I'm hoping to skip it this fall and winter.
 
I'm really lucky, I only get about 1 cold a year but fuck, it's awful. I am not a nice sick person.
 
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