Ask Me Anything

[catherinewheel77]

Question for you CW....

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Is that Andy Richter?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Is that Andy Richter?

His name is Mark Beltzman.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Have you ever received a happy ending in a massage parlor?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Have you ever received a happy ending in a massage parlor?

Funny you should ask....I had a business trip to Korea and the last day there I went to the barbershop on base....the fellas I traveled with had gotten their haircuts downtown...and got their ... ahem...pipes cleaned there.

The base barbershop was totally above board, but not without its own benefits. The barber ladies were very attractive and a massage was included in the price of the haircut. AND they would drape a towel across your lap as they worked on you...knowing that things would....um....arise. Yes...I did sport wood. Yes... the ladies noticed...and yes it was a long plane ride with blue balls.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Funny you should ask....I had a business trip to Korea and the last day there I went to the barbershop on base....the fellas I traveled with had gotten their haircuts downtown...and got their ... ahem...pipes cleaned there.

The base barbershop was totally above board, but not without its own benefits. The barber ladies were very attractive and a massage was included in the price of the haircut. AND they would drape a towel across your lap as they worked on you...knowing that things would....um....arise. Yes...I did sport wood. Yes... the ladies noticed...and yes it was a long plane ride with blue balls.

You mean to tell me they left you in that unbearable state? Rude c-teasers!

 

[BradBigBrain]

You mean to tell me they left you in that unbearable state? Rude c-teasers!

Yep....and hindsight being 20/20, I'd have gone to the downtown barbershop. I was trying to be a good boy.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Say, Brad...next month will be filled with momentous occasions for you, most notably your ten-year Lit anniversary. A few queries:

1. Has protocol significantly ch-ch-changed since 2006?

2. Has the GB always been a cesspit?

3. How many breast shots would you guesstimate have landed in your inbox over the past ten?

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Cathy W.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Say, Brad...next month will be filled with momentous occasions for you, most notably your ten-year Lit anniversary. A few queries:

1. Has protocol significantly ch-ch-changed since 2006?

2. Has the GB always been a cesspit?

3. How many breast shots would you guesstimate have landed in your inbox over the past ten?

Thank you for your time and consideration,

Cathy W.

Thank you so much!

1. Has protocol significantly ch-ch-changed since 2006?

I watch the ripples change their size
But never leave the stream
Of warm impermanence and
So the days float through my eyes
But still the days seem the same

It seems that people come and go, yet the board remains the same. There is still drama, there are still assholes, there is still a bunch of flirting, and sometims even love blossoms.

2. Has the GB always been a cesspit?

The GB is what it always has been. There's a place for it and it seems the denizens enjoy it, so who are we to judge, eh? I came from a place called fuckedcompany - a free for all forum that was misogynistic and racist and made the GB look like the Disney forum, so I don't think the GB is that bad.

3. How many breast shots would you guesstimate have landed in your inbox over the past ten?

Whatever the actual number is I can tell you quite honestly that it's not enough!!!

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm eating Pumpkin Cheesecake!!!

Ask Me Anything!!!

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm eating Pumpkin Cheesecake!!!

Ask Me Anything!!!

Ok, I shall.

How many impure thoughts have you had thus far today?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ok, I shall.

How many impure thoughts have you had thus far today?

Just one....but it's lasted all day!

 

[starrynightin64]

I'm eating Pumpkin Cheesecake!!!

Ask Me Anything!!!

Recipe for the cheese cake???

 

[BradBigBrain]

Recipe for the cheese cake???

It is super simple.....

2 Graham cracker pie crust (already made)
2 packages cream cheese
1 can (24 ounces?) pumpkin pie mix (not the pure canned pumpkin)
3-4 cups cool whip

1. let cream cheese get to room temp.
2. with a hand mixer blend pumpkin and cream cheese until smooth
3. fold in the cool whip until mixed in
4. put mixture in pie tins.
5. refrigerate for at least 2 hours.

Voila!

 

[catherinewheel77]

Ever had Ambien sex?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Ever had Ambien sex?

Not yet! I'm planning on it in January.

 

[catherinewheel77]

Not yet! I'm planning on it in January.

Lucky chick.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Lucky chick.

I'm the lucky one!

 

[BradBigBrain]

I'm making a rotisserie chicken....

Ask me anything.

 

[imhere_4fun]

I'm making a rotisserie chicken....

Ask me anything.

What are you going to do for the side dishes?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What are you going to do for the side dishes?

Probably salad with homemade honey dijon balsamic dressing and toast from Ezekiel bread. Pretty simple!

 

[imhere_4fun]

Probably salad with homemade honey dijon balsamic dressing and toast from Ezekiel bread. Pretty simple!

Sounds good. Enjoy!

 

[fredgy]

What's our overall opinion on lit?

 

[BradBigBrain]

What's our overall opinion on lit?

It can be fun. It can be drama filled. It can be like High School. It can be sexy as fuck. It's what you make of it.

 

[starrynightin64]

What are the chances my newest shoulder falls off before I'm moved in and everything is settled into place???

 

[BradBigBrain]

What are the chances my newest shoulder falls off before I'm moved in and everything is settled into place???

I'm an optimist....so I'll say slim and none...and Slim left town.