The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pointless]

anyone want half a two liter of big blue? i bought it because it's blue, but now i'm sick of it mainly because it's like drinking diabetes. still, it is nice and blue. i mean who doesn't secretly want to drink toilet bowl water?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I like glitter.

I have dead flat Matt walls and oil paint, and get excited when I find bits of sparkle from a dress or a shoe or a bit of decoration somewhere.

Texture is something that ...makes me want to fap.

I think I am going to try and use fap as many times as legitimately possible for the rest of the day.

Glitter annoys me. It always ends up on my forehead for no reason. Now hundreds and thousands...that'd be a good look for you Des. Quintessentially English, like a Delia Smith trifle.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

do they make edible underwear for guys bro?

Stew

 

[butters]

You don't think someone who sees your scotum knows you masturbate? I admit, the sock thing...leaves me cold, but sparkle on a scotum can only improve the situation.


Hmm. It's such a short step to...


Edible glitter.

ditto

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I prefer my scrota inscrutable.

glittery balls are surely more fun for divination than tea-leaves

I like glitter.

I have dead flat Matt walls and oil paint, and get excited when I find bits of sparkle from a dress or a shoe or a bit of decoration somewhere.

Texture is something that ...makes me want to fap.

I think I am going to try and use fap as many times as legitimately possible for the rest of the day.

^ faptastic

hold the sock gravy *shudder*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Perhaps edible gold leaf, like that poor girl in Goldfinger.

Posh cunt.

 

[removed9556]

 

[butters]

Glitter annoys me. It always ends up on my forehead for no reason. Now hundreds and thousands...that'd be a good look for you Des. Quintessentially English, like a Delia Smith trifle.

you just want to toy with his sponge fingers, you minx!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sean]

Someone come over to my gaff and locate the thirty metres of cat 5 that I KNOW is in this house somewhere.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Someone come over to my gaff and locate the thirty metres of cat 5 that I KNOW is in this house somewhere.

shame i can't ring it like i did your phone when you lost that

 

[butters]

Done that, but not a whole body. I'd like to be painted all over.

Also I got gold frankincense and myrrh one Christmas from G.

i do like me some seasonality

Put more around the rest of your face, make it look like its for purpose glitter face.


I used to spray glitter on me for going out. And in my hair, It was everywhere. Carpets, dogs, my car, my lovers, my friends. I left a trail behind me. It would have been hopeless had I committed a crime.

lol - what would your most-wanted name be on the police flyers and tabloid headlines?

glitter in hair is especially pretty - it twinkles!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Noor]

Mint chocolate chip ice cream for breakfast.

Perfect! I wish I could have that.

..
Less than 30 days left gs

Till butters?

I've weaned myself off Mountain Dew. This is a huge achievement for me, I've been addicted to it for years. I'm drinking as much water as I can now. I'm very proud of myself, I was beginning to think this day would never come.

Congrats!

 

[trysail]

The stay-at-home moms are all out there on the bicycle path.

They're jogging and walking— working hard to maintain that which got them their job in the first place.

Others are oblivious— there they are, four abreast, blocking the width of the path, mindlessly yammering and blabbering whilst pushing their strollers. Females are always the worst offenders. The school-age packs are the worst; they always walk or run abreast without the slightest consideration that they are blocking the path for everybody else.


Then, there are the lost causes. They're waging a hopeless battle against their genetic destiny. I give them credit for trying but it ain't gonna happen.


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[butters]

Wanted, sparkly or Matt,

Elle Gatto unicorn

Dammit' I cannot post the cat unicorn picture I googled.

there're a few, but this one's got sparkles


p.s i laughed at elle gatto, but you've been beaten to it https://www.google.co.uk/search?cli...&oe=utf-8&gfe_rd=cr&ei=1xf9V7jmFMrc8AfymJCQBQ

 

[pointless]

Till butters?

i'm pretty sure you churn butter, but i might be wrong.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The stay-at-home moms are all out there on the bicycle path.

They're jogging and walking— working hard to maintain that which got them their job in the first place.

Others are oblivious— there they are, four abreast, blocking the width of the path, mindlessly yammering and blabbering whilst pushing their strollers. Females are always the worst offenders. The school-age packs are the worst; they always walk or run abreast without the slightest consideration that they are blocking the path for everybody else.


Then, there are the lost causes. They're waging a hopeless battle against their genetic destiny. I give them credit for trying but it ain't gonna happen.


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Your second paragraph. Huh?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

Perfect! I wish I could have that.


Till butters?


Congrats!

no, noor at the moment, without any extension, i have till about dec 9th or something to get my arse to amerrycah! ACRO arrived today, gotta get my med vaccination records and my medical from the embassy list, then get my embassy appt.

apart from still sorting living arrangements for the 2 at-homes

 

[yossi]

I want chocolate.

 

[butters]

Your second paragraph. Huh?

horrific, isn't it? that assumption that they're ONLY in the position to be stay-at-home mums because they used their figures/looks to win a guy with money enough to keep them.

never mind personalities, brains, individual wealth.... circumstances.

it's pretty demeaning to anyone whose partner stays home to raise their children, making them very one-dimensional.

 

[butters]

I want chocolate.

you you you


here, have a nibble