The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Fata Morgana]

he posts in SLAW-speak (Some Letters Are Words) bro.

Stew

That's what happens when you start life with a coathanger in your fontanelle.

 

[butters]

had to look up pisiform - i like that

and my ACRO's arrived. now i have to get my vac records and book my medical. a mere 290 pounds sterling robbing bastards.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

That's what happens when you start life with a coathanger in your fontanelle.

and made of lead no less bro!

Stew

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

That's what happens when you start life with a coathanger in your fontanelle.

^that is one caustic, startling sentence.

when are you going to give in and write that book waiting for you to write it?

suggested titles:

Gone with the Cunts
Jude the Cunt
Three Blind Cunts
Wuthering Cunts
On a Cunt and a Prayer
Three Hail Mary's and a Bloody Cunt
Huckleberry Cunt

?

 

[Sean]

had to look up pisiform - i like that

and my ACRO's arrived. now i have to get my vac records and book my medical. a mere 290 pounds sterling robbing bastards.

Tell me about it. And I have to fly to London to do it.

 

[Fata Morgana]

^that is one caustic, startling sentence.

when are you going to give in and write that book waiting for you to write it?

suggested titles:

Gone with the Cunts
Jude the Cunt
Three Blind Cunts
Wuthering Cunts
On a Cunt and a Prayer
Three Hail Mary's and a Bloody Cunt
Huckleberry Cunt

?

I love Thee Hail Marys and A Bloody Cunt.

Did you see my pic of Pip gnawing on Mary's head?

 

[Fata Morgana]

To be clear, I had long gathered what fap was, it was apparent on first reading, I was just interested in the etymology.

I was saying to the friend, that it reminded me of the English war of words between dap and plimsol. I always think of those shoes when I read fap, ad they are very unsexy; I have worn a glittery adult version most of summer for the rough jobs around here.

Anyway, I am throwing away my 'daps' soon.

Do you fap in your daps?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

wasn't there a children's doll named Fapper Dan bro?

Stew

 

[Fata Morgana]

wasn't there a children's doll named Fapper Dan bro?

Stew

No you're thinking of Grizzly Adams, bro.

Do you fap in your chaps, bro?

 

[butters]

Tell me about it. And I have to fly to London to do it.

i don't see why we have to get a medical with one of their ''approved'' facilities when our own doctors could provide the information (and more complete) except that it lines a select few's pockets very nicely, thankyou!

I love Thee Hail Marys and A Bloody Cunt.

Did you see my pic of Pip gnawing on Mary's head?

It's the irish in you and yes, i did, which was part of the inspiration... You could use it as your book cover!

Do you fap in your daps?

what a personal thing to be asking! :fauxshokhorreur:

 

[deehere]

Zumi, Fata and me in a pool of emersons finest gravy. Jus sublime.

I would go and have a glass of water but I am in a coffee drinking keep up with a bdsmer and cannot risk the dilution.


Emerson what is sock gravy?

Hey, make room for me too! I would gladly dive into that kind of pool. Cannonball!!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

We'll all fap in our daps in Emerson's sock gravy.

 

[Emerson40]

I'm going to need a bigger gravy boat.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm going to need a bigger gravy boat.

just avoid icebergs bro!

Stew

 

[ryan8558]

^that is one caustic, startling sentence.

when are you going to give in and write that book waiting for you to write it?

suggested titles:

Gone with the Cunts
Jude the Cunt
Three Blind Cunts
Wuthering Cunts
On a Cunt and a Prayer
Three Hail Mary's and a Bloody Cunt
Huckleberry Cunt

?

A Cunt for All Seasons

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm going to need a bigger gravy boat.

I might break my flaps.

 

[butters]

A Cunt for All Seasons

winner winner!

 

[Emerson40]

HA-HAHAHAH-hahahah!


Too funny for one of those Trump / Clinton threads.


https://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oeun38soF51vnq1cr_smart1.jpg


^^^^^
cL1Ck PiC F0r ViD3o FE3d

 

[Emerson40]

I might break my flaps.

*Adds ladles, and one of those flap catcher thingies to grocery list.


https://www.everythingkitchens.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/306x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/u/cuisipro-fat-separator2.jpg

 

[Emerson40]

This is starting to sound like a good lunch.

Could you just fill a paddling pool please? It won't take That much gravy when there are all those bodies taking up space.


I couldn't find sock gravy on the Internet. Is it like a masturbatory sock? Cos that is worse than me fapping while wearing my daps. Unless it's a glittery sock I suppose.

Beat sock = wank sock.

Beat sock gravy... kind of exactly what you're thinking it could be.

Glittery socks can be fun, sure, but then there are the awkward discussions about the sparkly scrotum to possibly look forward to.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

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