The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[yossi]

That looks like the perfect amount.

 

[pointless]

just don't chip your teeth on your monitor.

 

[thør]

Researching the furry beaver.

 

[pointless]

also...

 

[yossi]

just don't chip your teeth on your monitor.

Someone really needs to step up and create Wonka-vision.

 

[Killswitch1]

Jessica Erlich is stunning.

 

[pointless]

Someone really needs to step up and create Wonka-vision.

science has truly failed us all.

though, to be fair, wonka vision really was an abomination. think of all that wasted chocolate.

Jessica Erlich is stunning.

stop jerking off to the news. it's creepy.

 

[pointless]

my little old doggy is not a fan of independent worm saloon. poor thing.

 

[Emerson40]

The stay-at-home moms are all out there on the bicycle path.

They're jogging and walking— working hard to maintain that which got them their job in the first place.

Others are oblivious— there they are, four abreast, blocking the width of the path, mindlessly yammering and blabbering whilst pushing their strollers. Females are always the worst offenders. The school-age packs are the worst; they always walk or run abreast without the slightest consideration that they are blocking the path for everybody else.


Then, there are the lost causes. They're waging a hopeless battle against their genetic destiny. I give them credit for trying but it ain't gonna happen.

You're such a shallow boob.

If only they posted their times and distances constantly, they could be out there on your wee bicycle path, for reasons worthy of you.

 

[yossi]

But imagine all the annoying people that could be shrunk and shoved in a pocket.

Or maybe they'd work out the wasted chocolate kink...whichever.

 

[Emerson40]

I want chocolate.

Chocolate chocolate, or man chocolate?

 

[pointless]

on the subject of trysail shaming might i suggest getting a bell for your bike and/or learning how to say things like "on your left" or "excuse me." works fucking wonders.

 

[pointless]

But imagine all the annoying people that could be shrunk and shoved in a pocket.

Or maybe they'd work out the wasted chocolate kink...whichever.

if it condensed it might be fairly awesome though perhaps a bit hard to chew.

 

[trysail]

You're such a shallow boob.

If only they posted their times and distances constantly, they could be out there on your wee bicycle path, for reasons worthy of you.

Students of primate behavior recognize the ethology.

Others— not so much.


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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[trysail]

on the subject of trysail shaming might i suggest getting a bell for your bike and/or learning how to say things like "on your left" or "excuse me." works fucking wonders.

Speaking of leaping to wildly inaccurate conclusions as a result of prejudice...


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[pointless]

trysail is a narcissist. it can't be helped. just shake your head and move on.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Originally Posted by trysail View Post

The stay-at-home moms are all out there on the bicycle path.
They're jogging and walking— working hard to maintain that which got them their job in the first place.
Others are oblivious— there they are, four abreast, blocking the width of the path, mindlessly yammering and blabbering whilst pushing their strollers. Females are always the worst offenders. The school-age packs are the worst; they always walk or run abreast without the slightest consideration that they are blocking the path for everybody else.
Then, there are the lost causes. They're waging a hopeless battle against their genetic destiny. I give them credit for trying but it ain't gonna happen.
...........................................

Unfortunately this post's point was lost in the stupid misogynist comments.

Pedestrians walking abreast on what are usually two lane pathways (typically labelled as bike paths) are a hazard. Even when you approach slowly and ring your bell, you get those who jump and start or react with hostility and glares.

Sad how a human powered vehicle which brings mobility to those who can't afford the luxury of a car (I refuse to see them as necessities), contributes to a healthy lifestyle, and reduces pollution and traffic congestion is made out to be the bad guy by both pedestrians and car drivers. Especially so in NA with it's wide open spaces.

 

[yossi]

Chocolate chocolate, or man chocolate?

Nice.

if it condensed it might be fairly awesome though perhaps a bit hard to chew.

The annoying person?

 

[yossi]

You can still quote people who are on your ignore list.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

stop jerking off to the news. it's creepy.

However, exceptions could be made for some baloney-boppers (and oyster-flickers), because

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5522a51be4b034f30e89de22/559c2c2be4b00228d057444e/559c2c30e4b00d04ee7249be/1436298298077/yg-7.gif?format=750w

http://giant.gfycat.com/PiercingComfortableDipper.gif

*sighs*

 

[pointless]

Nice.



The annoying person?

no, but yes.

You can still quote people who are on your ignore list.

it's true. i've done it many, many times.

 

[pointless]

However, exceptions could be made for some baloney-boppers (and oyster-flickers), because

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5522a51be4b034f30e89de22/559c2c2be4b00228d057444e/559c2c30e4b00d04ee7249be/1436298298077/yg-7.gif?format=750w

http://giant.gfycat.com/PiercingComfortableDipper.gif

*sighs*

she looks somewhat impossible.

 

[Hard_Rom]

You can still quote people who are on your ignore list.

How? Besides temporarily taking them off iggy. Usually prefer not too but occasionally would be convenient.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Glitter annoys me. It always ends up on my forehead for no reason.

Now, if you were with me, it'd end up on a wholly other region of your body, with good reason:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr6e8nQ2eF1qluo5lo1_500.gif