The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

http://ciderconnoisseur.com/stella-artois-cidre-premium-cider-review/

Whatchu drinkin' Girly Girl?

Yum!
I'm about to try this

https://67.media.tumblr.com/c8ed8b86c2e1b782aabaa34034d0b62d/tumblr_oepjnb7GL71ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

 

[Farawyn]

I don't have to study or wake up early!

I do have to rewrite part of an essay but that's best done inebriated anyways.

AND...?

What's yer poison?

 

[Farawyn]

Yum!
I'm about to try this

https://67.media.tumblr.com/c8ed8b86c2e1b782aabaa34034d0b62d/tumblr_oepjnb7GL71ttoj3bo1_400.jpg

The only time I've had Amaretto is in coffee.
How do you drink it?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

The only time I've had Amaretto is in coffee.
How do you drink it?

I'm just going to put it on ice!

 

[Farawyn]

I'm just going to put it on ice!

Is it...thick? Like, syrupy?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Omg it's fucking delicious
And yes, it's thick but not that thick.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

AND...?

What's yer poison?

My usual local wine

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

There's also a bottle of chambord.
Hmmmm... should I give it a try?
I have only ever had that in champagne.

 

[Farawyn]

Omg it's fucking delicious
And yes, it's thick but not that thick.

This could be dangerous, folks.

 

[Farawyn]

My usual local wine

From a glass?

 

[Farawyn]

There's also a bottle of chambord.
Hmmmm... should I give it a try?
I have only ever had that in champagne.

No, don't mix it. I don't feel like starting and IV on you tomorrow.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

From a glass?

For now...

 

[MyNameIsNO]

No, don't mix it. I don't feel like starting and IV on you tomorrow.

I'll do it!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

No, don't mix it. I don't feel like starting and IV on you tomorrow.

What... Are you busy or something?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

For now...

Definitely don't use a bowl, stick with the glass

 

[Farawyn]

What... Are you busy or something?

YES! I am rearranging my sock drawer.

Definitely don't use a bowl, stick with the glass

See, NO? I told you.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

*pouts*

What if I want to drink my wine out of a bowl like some drunken animal.
Who are you guys to judge?

*mumbles as I pour another GLASS*

 

[rbijon]

*pouts*

What if I want to drink my wine out of a bowl like some drunken animal.
Who are you guys to judge?

*mumbles as I pour another GLASS*

Either way, pour me some

 

[Farawyn]

*pouts*

What if I want to drink my wine out of a bowl like some drunken animal.
Who are you guys to judge?

*mumbles as I pour another GLASS*

No, sweetstuff. You get on all fours and lap from a bowl like a pet.
Animals don't get drunk.

 

[Farawyn]

Either way, pour me some

Heya pirate!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Either way, pour me some

Oh, so I can make you get on your hands and knees like a dog hmmm?


Interesting...

 

[rbijon]

Heya pirate!

Oh, so I can make you get on your hands and knees like a dog hmmm?


Interesting...

I'll do a flagon with ya....

 

[MyNameIsNO]

No, sweetstuff. You get on all fours and lap from a bowl like a pet.
Animals don't get drunk.

I am so not a pet.

 

[Farawyn]

I am so not a pet.

Then drink from a glass like the Goddess you are.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

I'll do a flagon with ya....

Meh.
*passes you the bottle*