The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I looked at the alcohol content. The Chambord and the Amaretto are negligible.
Better get the IV ready

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Because with all that sugar, I'm still going to feel like hell

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Okay I'm home.

No bottles tonight

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Okay I'm home.

No bottles tonight

I..don't understand.
Was there an earthquake?
Is there a glass shortage?
What?!

 

[Farawyn]

I..don't understand.
Was there an earthquake?
Is there a glass shortage?
What?!

Cans?
Boxed wine?
Flagon?

 

[Farawyn]

Because with all that sugar, I'm still going to feel like hell

I got you.
I need cb or NO to hook me up first though.
Just a small banana bag.

 

[Inspirinious]

Just finished a glass of wine, a Petite Sirah. Disappointing as it was tart and not as smooth as I expected.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Flagon!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Just finished a glass of wine, a Petite Sirah. Disappointing as it was tart and not as smooth as I expected.

Add sugar?

 

[Inspirinious]

Add sugar?

Sometimes I have a square of dark chocolate with this, but I took a pass this evening. Maybe that was a mistake.

May I take a do-over?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Sometimes I have a square of dark chocolate with this, but I took a pass this evening. Maybe that was a mistake.

May I take a do-over?

Required for this thread

 

[Inspirinious]

Required for this thread

I assumed so.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Do-over is a widely accepted rule here.
Go for it.

I'm finishing my wine from last night. Might climb into a hot bath. I'm sore.

 

[Farawyn]

Just finished a glass of wine, a Petite Sirah. Disappointing as it was tart and not as smooth as I expected.

Heeeey, I know you!


My mom just lost a FULL GLASS OF CHARD.

 

[Farawyn]

Prosecco is fizzy.

Very fizzy.

That is all.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Prosecco is fizzy.

Very fizzy.

That is all.

Far is tipsy.

 

[cascadiabound]

I got you.
I need cb or NO to hook me up first though.
Just a small banana bag.

Did you call for me, honey?



Better catch me quick as I'm drinking a lovely Pinot Gris

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Heeeey, I know you!


My mom just lost a FULL GLASS OF CHARD.

Spilled before she drank it?
Or spilled after she drank it?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Spilled before she drank it?
Or spilled after she drank it?

Lol she lost it like "oh I wonder where I'm going to find it tomorrow" lost lol

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Lol she lost it like "oh I wonder where I'm going to find it tomorrow" lost lol

Oooooh!
I've never done that.
Nope!

 

[Farawyn]

Lol she lost it like "oh I wonder where I'm going to find it tomorrow" lost lol

Oooooh!
I've never done that.
Nope!

She hasn't either.
I looked.

I think she dumped it and forgot. Mom!!! Get a grip!

 

[Farawyn]

Did you call for me, honey?



Better catch me quick as I'm drinking a lovely Pinot Gris

Love that shit. What kind?

 

[cascadiabound]

Love that shit. What kind?

Oregon. Too lazy now to get up and look at the bottle. Lol

Duck Pond.
Willamette valley OR

 

[1sickbastard]

Back on the wagon, again,
Yes, I'm back on the wagon, again.
I'm mean, snarky drunk,
'Bout as much fun as a skunk,
So I'm back on the wagon, again.

(Sung to the tune, "Back in the Saddle, Again")

 

[cascadiabound]

http://i1308.photobucket.com/albums/s602/cascadiabnd/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_20161009_200852307_zps495zifdd.jpg

Omg this makes the best Moscow Mule.
And I've been playing a drinking game with the debate tonight..
Definitely drunk. Oh lord.