The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[thør]

Thank you!!! I'm going to be a professional asshook model in Reno.

Is that a new exhibit at the National Bowling Stadium?

 

[thør]

Experts predict California's drought could last a hundred years. Maybe it is time to ask what you can do for your country.

Time to pee in the shower!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Time to pee in the shower!

https://designtoimprovelife.dk/waterurinepee/

With the cost of water going up in many parts of the world and concerns about conserving our natural resources rise, there are lots of ways to save the water we use at home. For instance, did you know that you can save approx. 2,500 liters of water per year per person in your household by just peeing in the shower once a day instead of the toilet?

Peeing in the shower is no more smelly or disgusting than peeing in the toilet. It all goes to the same place. The only difference is that the shower flushes it down with water that was going to be used anyway, while a toilet flush uses (drinking!) water that could have been saved, and that is where you are going to save some water and money. (Also, you’re saving on toilet paper, which is both expensive and disposable.)

As with a toilet, you want to avoid splashing urine everywhere: Men should aim for the drain, and women should squat close to the drain. It’ll all flush down as you shower. Also, urine is sterile unless you have an infection, so there’s nothing to be concerned about from a sanitary standpoint.

 

[raindancer]

I like to pee outside; practicing my aim on ants.

 

[neci]

I like to pee outside; practicing my aim on ants.

alpacas piss backwards.

 

[Pookie]

https://designtoimprovelife.dk/waterurinepee/

With the cost of water going up in many parts of the world and concerns about conserving our natural resources rise, there are lots of ways to save the water we use at home. For instance, did you know that you can save approx. 2,500 liters of water per year per person in your household by just peeing in the shower once a day instead of the toilet?

Peeing in the shower is no more smelly or disgusting than peeing in the toilet. It all goes to the same place. The only difference is that the shower flushes it down with water that was going to be used anyway, while a toilet flush uses (drinking!) water that could have been saved, and that is where you are going to save some water and money. (Also, you’re saving on toilet paper, which is both expensive and disposable.)

As with a toilet, you want to avoid splashing urine everywhere: Men should aim for the drain, and women should squat close to the drain. It’ll all flush down as you shower. Also, urine is sterile unless you have an infection, so there’s nothing to be concerned about from a sanitary standpoint.

I don't think Stew could make it just peeing on Saturday nights.

 

[neci]

i may be filthy, but i always pee in the shower. i also clean my shower. shower. pee. pee. shower.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I don't think Stew could make it just peeing on Saturday nights.

That's funny.


Like he has any reason to shower on a Saturday night.

 

[neci]

Thank you!!! I'm going to be a professional asshook model in Reno.

i knew a cowboy once from reno.

 

[raindancer]

alpacas piss backwards.

And hippos! I think.

 

[spacekowboy]

I've never been to Reno...

 

[neci]

And hippos! I think.

that is so fabulous.

i also pee outside on occasion.

when it's needed.

 

[neci]

I've never been to Reno...

you should go, before you die.

 

[spacekowboy]

you should go, before you die.

Theres lots of places i should go to before i croak. Reno isnt esoecially high on that list.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Theres lots of places i should go to before i croak. Reno isnt esoecially high on that list.

try a glory hole in Borneo bro!

Stew

 

[yossi]

I have a cramp running from the top of my ankle up through the left side of my shin. If I don't move at all, it doesn't feel like hawk talons are embedded underneath my bone.

 

[Phelia]

i knew a cowboy once from reno.

I don't know that I've ever met a proper cowboy. Hardly seems fair, having grown up in the southwest.

https://media.giphy.com/media/npQAuvaPidzO0/giphy.gif

 

[yossi]

Hurricanes have a political spin?

I wouldn't have thought so, but then I started posting on the GB.

 

[neci]

Theres lots of places i should go to before i croak. Reno isnt esoecially high on that list.

reno's not on my list either. i'm just talking shit. i want to go to wyoming. montana. don't ask me why.

I don't know that I've ever met a proper cowboy. Hardly seems fair, having grown up in the southwest.

https://media.giphy.com/media/npQAuvaPidzO0/giphy.gif

we need to litogether at a rodeo.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I wouldn't have thought so, but then I started posting on the GB.

They do spin to the right and are well known to hit the Jesusland states.

 

[thør]

I've never been to Reno...

If you enjoy hot cars, it's a great place to go in early August for Hot August Nights.

 

[Wings]

I had so much to say and then I froze.

Next time.

 

[thør]

I had so much to say and then I froze.

Next time.

 

[Wings]

The problem is there's never a next time. There's only this time.



I need more wine, more orgasms, and more sleep.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Somehow I have nothing on my schedule tomorrow.

Don't tell anyone I said that.




Also, no......