The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Not Normal]

Thank you!!! I'm going to be a professional asshook model in Reno.

Congratulations.

 

[yossi]

That moment when it starts to sink in you're leaving a job you love and moving across the continent for a job you've always dreamed of. I've started to drink the city in with my eyes and wonder if or how it could miss me. It is a happy feeling, but broad, with moments of elation and terror and everything in between.

Terrifyingly exciting! Good luck with the new position; I'm sure you can take anything they stick you with.

I'll stop now. Really, I wish you well at the new job.

 

[Pookie]

House full of people for the hurricane. Yay me!

 

[Lorilei]

House full of people for the hurricane. Yay me!

Is there a hurricane check-in thread yet? I'm really worried about some of y'all.

 

[Killswitch1]

House full of people for the hurricane. Yay me!

Don't murder them. They'll be gone soon.

 

[Killswitch1]

Is there a hurricane check-in thread yet? I'm really worried about some of y'all.

I'm fine.

 

[yossi]

Is there a hurricane check-in thread yet? I'm really worried about some of y'all.

I think as of right now there's just one semi-related, but it's hurricane politics or some ridiculous nonsense.

 

[Phelia]

!!!!!

Many thanks, m'lady!

Congratulations.

I'm essited.

Terrifyingly exciting! Good luck with the new position; I'm sure you can take anything they stick you with.

I'll stop now. Really, I wish you well at the new job.

Grazie mille bella. It's going to be intense, but I think I can handle it. At least I get to ease in with one of those two-week corporate brainwashing sessions. You know, the ones where they really jam it down your throat.

 

[Pookie]

Is there a hurricane check-in thread yet? I'm really worried about some of y'all.

We have flash flood watches. I've been warned by Emergency Management Operations not to masturbate until further notice.

 

[Pookie]

Don't murder them. They'll be gone soon.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thank you!!! I'm going to be a professional asshook model in Reno.

OMG!!

I cannot wait to work with you!!!

 

[Hard_Rom]

We have flash flood watches. I've been warned by Emergency Management Operations not to masturbate until further notice.

Damn EMOs! Perhaps your flood could be directed to counter the storm surges and even drive the hurricane's eye further of shore?

 

[Saint Peter]

sharing
is
caring

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

House full of people for the hurricane. Yay me!

a good time for truth or dare bro!

Stew

 

[Saint Peter]

"I dare you to go out and get some water and beef jerky."

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Thank you!!! I'm going to be a professional asshook model in Reno.

how does one get into that profession? do they have a farm team bro?

Stew

 

[JohnnySavage]

We have flash flood watches. I've been warned by Emergency Management Operations not to masturbate until further notice.

Damn that Obama!

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Damn that Obama!

Hillary did it...she likes mass murder bro!

Stew

 

[Que]

I think as of right now there's just one semi-related, but it's hurricane politics or some ridiculous nonsense.

Hurricanes have a political spin?

I wonder if the politics reverse in Austrailia. . .

 

[Pookie]

a good time for truth or dare bro!

Stew

I always end up at Papa John's naked cuz bro!

 

[Pookie]

Damn EMOs! Perhaps your flood could be directed to counter the storm surges and even drive the hurricane's eye further of shore?

I'm a Cat 69. Europe would be totally fucked.

 

[Pookie]

Damn that Obama!

He takes all the fun out of natural disasters.

 

[Phelia]

OMG!!

I cannot wait to work with you!!!

Ty for the amazing reference

Hurricanes have a political spin?

I wonder if the politics reverse in Austrailia. . .

Yeah I wonder who'd do that

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm a Cat 69. Europe would be totally fucked.

Experts predict California's drought could last a hundred years. Maybe it is time to ask what you can do for your country.

 

[Pookie]

Experts predict California's drought could last a hundred years. Maybe it is time to ask what you can do for your country.

I'd be too much of a good thing.