Feral Kittens

Lancecastor

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I have a gang of 6 feral kittens hanging around my cottage property, hunting squirrels.

Natually, i thought of the GB.

Discuss.
 
Did you take pictures of them and post them all over the net without permission like you to do people here?

Hope they claw your eyes out.
 
I have a gang of 6 feral kittens hanging around my cottage property, hunting squirrels.

Natually, i thought of the GB.

Discuss.
Well, I've had 2 cats adopt me and I feed them. I don't want them chasing fauna. They have names, Fluffybum an Tiddlypoo. They think I'm fantastic and I reciprocate. Two cats is fine- they're friendly and they defend their acquired turf. They keep other cats away. Normally cats here are shot. They're a pest really. I was surprised they survived last summer. So many snakes... I guess with full bellies they don't bother to hunt. They both have a basket to sleep in. I went into the shed one morning and underneath one sleeping cat's basket was a bloody snake. All the snakes here are highly venomous. After spade therapy this one was ok. I guess it was there to get a bit of the cat's warmth.
 
Does the always hungry, fat on the inside, cowardly one keep doing mean things to the others when they turn their backs and blame it on the skinny one?
 
Oh bro!
I just ate a fresh piece of apple pie and I almost gagged...

Is that an euphemism? ;)
((Sorry, your words reminded me of the "Do girls like oral sex" thread and of the funny expressions that you americans use when describing these things.))
 
The rigorous honesty that is required to admit that one shoots kittens is, no doubt, a large component of what makes you Lit's most trusted poster.
 
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My son gave me a firearm for the cottage, a Daisy Red Rider, so I had fun shooting at the feral kittens.

Got one of them in the ass from about 100 feet away...it was so cute; it jumped up and ran around in circles looking for what tagged it!


That's beyond shitty if you actually did that.

Even if it didn't kill the cat at first, the pellet could become embedded and then the wound infected, causing weeks of discomfort and possibly killing it. Those pellets are lead, are they not?
 
Feral Cats in Australia are estimated by the Ministry of Agriculture (Natural Resources) to kill 70 million small animals daily I have a big property in the semi desert country in Western Queensland and I pay the local aboriginal kids a bounty for every feral cat or kitten carcass they bring in. The first year I paid the kids, they brought in just short of 100 Cats .

We would be lucky to get half a dozen now, but the kids are great hunters and have turned their skills to feral dogs and foxes.
 
That's beyond shitty if you actually did that.

Even if it didn't kill the cat at first, the pellet could become embedded and then the wound infected, causing weeks of discomfort and possibly killing it. Those pellets are lead, are they not?

Copper-coating over steel.

You're so full of shit

You don't think Lit's most trusted poster would lie about a thing like that, do you?
 
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