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Jaime_H said:
It's a great thought, Numi... Trouble is, I'd probably end up arrest knowing our neighbours......:rolleyes:

Now if you were my neighbour.....:devil:
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Oh, I'd be checking the weather forecast, peeking through the fence, wearing my loveliest gardening lingerie, just in case... :devil:

Do you have any pampas grass growing outside your secluded garden, Jaime?

(Was that a real thing, or just an urban myth? :D)
 
DarkSimian said:
I really need to move to the UK ;)
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:D

The only problem being that there are so few days when it's warm enough for outdoor nakedness and the naughtiness which it might inspire...

Although, I have to say, this summer has been fabulous. And, as you well know, I have taken Full Advantage.

I'm keeping the filthy picnic site's precise location a secret, though. In case there's a warm spell. Or for next year. Or both... :devil:

Drove past it on the top road today. Smirked. A lot. :devil::devil:
 
numeniusa said:
Been sorting through some more holiday pics. The balcony at week two's apartment was lovely, perfect spot for long lazy lunches watching boats bobbing in the harbour.
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Lovely is the perfect word for this photo Numi. :rose: If I was a betting man I'd wager half my pot that H spent less time watching the boats than you did and the other half that the boats weren't the only thing bobbing. ;) :devil: But I don't really care if I lose all my chips because the view was well worth the cost of admission. :D

Cheers
 
HonorableRogue said:
Lovely is the perfect word for this photo Numi. :rose: If I was a betting man I'd wager half my pot that H spent less time watching the boats than you did and the other half that the boats weren't the only thing bobbing. ;) :devil: But I don't really care if I lose all my chips because the view was well worth the cost of admission. :D

Cheers
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Thank you, HR. :kiss: But the only admission charge is your wit, and in that your pockets seem wonderfully bottomless... :)

There was bobbing. Definitely. I do like a bit of unconstrained bobbing after lunch :devil: So your chips are safe - see the sexy banker for your payout (dives behind the counter and dons sexy glasses and business suit combo)
 
numeniusa said:
Thank you, HR. :kiss: But the only admission charge is your wit, and in that your pockets seem wonderfully bottomless... :)

There was bobbing. Definitely. I do like a bit of unconstrained bobbing after lunch :devil: So your chips are safe - see the sexy banker for your payout (dives behind the counter and dons sexy glasses and business suit combo)
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Only my wit? Darn! I should have left the chocolate, handcuffs and suit at home. The baggage fees would have been considerably less. :(

Oh wait... :eek:
I see what you did there. You just wanted my pockets bottomless.

*saunters over to sexy banker*
*holds pocket open*

Please just place my winnings in here Sexy Banker. That? It's a roll of coins from a previous win, just move it out of the way if it's a problem. ;) :devil:

After all, "when in the boudoir, do as Numi does". :cool:

Cheers
 
HonorableRogue said:
Only my wit? Darn! I should have left the chocolate, handcuffs and suit at home. The baggage fees would have been considerably less. :(

Oh wait... :eek:
I see what you did there. You just wanted my pockets bottomless.

*saunters over to sexy banker*
*holds pocket open*

Please just place my winnings in here Sexy Banker. That? It's a roll of coins from a previous win, just move it out of the way if it's a problem. ;) :devil:

After all, "when in the boudoir, do as Numi does". :cool:

Cheers
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Ooh! Chocolate! Handcuffs! Suit!

*faints*

('roll of coins'... *giggles* Let me just see whether I can tell what denomination by feel alone... :devil:)
 
papadoc19 said:
Breathlessly awaits the disappearance of the umbrella ;)
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Hello papadoc!

Eek! Don't hold your breath! It might be a while... Don't you know how much it rains in the UK? :eek:

I think I might have gone a bit early with the whole umbrella thing, actually. It was just that it was so grey and rainy when I got back from my hols, that I couldn't bear looking at the bikini one any more... But it was just that one day, and now it's hot and sultry again :cool:

But I'm afraid to change my AV, in case removing the umbrella makes it rain again :rolleyes:
 
numeniusa said:
Hello papadoc!

Eek! Don't hold your breath! It might be a while... Don't you know how much it rains in the UK? :eek:

I think I might have gone a bit early with the whole umbrella thing, actually. It was just that it was so grey and rainy when I got back from my hols, that I couldn't bear looking at the bikini one any more... But it was just that one day, and now it's hot and sultry again :cool:

But I'm afraid to change my AV, in case removing the umbrella makes it rain again :rolleyes:
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You sure do not want to bring on the rain! And the umbrella does add a certain sensuality and the anticipation you might have to raise it above you to keep dry ;)
 
numeniusa said:
Ooh! Chocolate! Handcuffs! Suit!

*faints*

('roll of coins'... *giggles* Let me just see whether I can tell what denomination by feel alone... :devil:)
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We could even mix them if you like. How about chocolate handcuffs? Hrmmm. That's the only mix that works. A chocolate suit would be too messy and I can't even imagine what a handcuff suit looks like?!? :confused:

You count coins VERY well Numi! Wait... I mean I think you counted wrong and need to go back and verify. Like they say, "Count twice and come (to the bank) once". ;) (Or is that at the bank?) :devil:

numeniusa said:
My new slip... :devil:

I think it might be my new favourite thing :heart:
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It's gorgeous Numi and looks wonderful on one of my new favorite things. Two of my new favorite things. No one. Damn it! My phone keeps flipping back and forth between the front and rear views. :p

Cheers
 
hotoldrguy said:
You sure do not want to bring on the rain! And the umbrella does add a certain sensuality and the anticipation you might have to raise it above you to keep dry ;)
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You don't want me to get wet? :devil:

(Ooh, naughty mood tonight :devil:)
 
HonorableRogue said:
We could even mix them if you like. How about chocolate handcuffs? Hrmmm. That's the only mix that works. A chocolate suit would be too messy and I can't even imagine what a handcuff suit looks like?!? :confused:

You count coins VERY well Numi! Wait... I mean I think you counted wrong and need to go back and verify. Like they say, "Count twice and come (to the bank) once". ;) (Or is that at the bank?) :devil:



It's gorgeous Numi and looks wonderful on one of my new favorite things. Two of my new favorite things. No one. Damn it! My phone keeps flipping back and forth between the front and rear views. :p

Cheers
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Yes, I lost count part way through. I think it's the mixed denomination, here thick, here thicker... I think I should go back to the base and start again. This might take a while ;)

If you keep spinning me round like that I'm definitely going to fall over, though :eek: :) In a very inelegant heap. Legs everywhere. ;)
 
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