I am but the lowly Court Jester, and only here by the Grace of Lord H and yourself, Lady Numi
You make me laugh, certainly, but you're romantic, nurturing, caring, and there's a definite filthy glint in your eye most days... 
Holy Fuck, Lady Numi!
Very sexy and alluring!
If only that balcony had been just a little more private... Some of the neighbouring ones had white curtains to the side which they could draw, but this one didn't. That might have been difficult to resist
Holy Fuck, Lady Numi!
I am doing well, although my jaw aches like the dickens, and a little swelling of the cheek. I am honored you consider me part of your court, and will do all that I can to uphold the high moral standards of the House of Hornblende
Good afternoon madam. Thank you for the invitation to your boudoir.
You're very welcome - what on earth does your username mean? It sounds like a part number or a quality standard!
I hope that's a good 'fuck', DS...
Poor you, I hope your jaw is better today. Did you have root canal work? I've never had that, but that's rumoured to leave you with aches in places in your face you didn't know could ache
I prescribe ice-cream. I'll help you eat it.
Holy crap. If that isn't sexy as fuck, I don't know what is.
Looking spectacular! As usual.
You're too kind... 
^^^ what she said!Holy crap. If that isn't sexy as fuck, I don't know what is.
Looking spectacular! As usual.
Aw, Honey!
Do you know, that wrap (and another similar) is practically the only thing I wore in the second week, when I was wearing anything at all, that is
I did wear a bikini at the beach. And the pool. But only because it was compulsory...
that was a VERY good fuck; you are truly an amazingly beautiful woman, Lady Numi-each picture shows me more of how incredible you are
no root canal (although I have has one; I do NOT recommend them!). Had 2 teeth pulled, and the remains of a third. My fear of dentists and my love of sweets have made me a bad (and now semi-toothless) beastie
But thank you )
Damned Puritains.
)
There was actually a sign at the pool in the second place saying don't go topless. I didn't see such a sign at the pool in the first week, though, so I'd had them out every day
(And watch your box. Incoming...
Topless?
Bare breasts at the beach or pool are very common in France, no-one turns a hair! Less so in Italy, it seems
Great way to avoid tan lines. And the feeling of sunbeams on them is just gorgeous. *sigh*
now I am officially jealous of sunbeams
A sunbeam followed by the gentle caress of a tiny breeze. Perfect...
I expect it works on bare bums too. But I wasn't allowed to test that hypothesis
Particularly if it's somewhere private. Just in case I might be overcome by lust
Hey, Jaime
I do like nakedness in the sunshine, don't you?
I do, I love feeling the sun on my body. Fortunately, our garden is secluded. I would hate to scare the neighbours.....
Oh, to live next door to you...
*rustles the hedge*
Where did I put my binoculars...
I really need to move to the UKHey, Jaime
I do like nakedness in the sunshine, don't you?
