Is there a sexy word for vagina?

[Emerson40]

Jesus fucking Christ.

Christ on a Hob-Nob woman!

I told you not to look it up. Have you learned nothing from watching all those horror movies? The creepy caller is always in the house, you never unlock the door to have a wee peek after your fellow campers have all been slaughtered, and if Emerson says even he wouldn't Google Image search that hot mess, you shouldn't.

 

[GrandpaBill]

http://up7.xhcdn.com/000/117/957/846_1000.gif

Your pussy tastes awesome!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Christ on a Hob-Nob woman!

I told you not to look it up. Have you learned nothing from watching all those horror movies? The creepy caller is always in the house, you never unlock the door to have a wee peek after your fellow campers have all been slaughtered, and if Emerson says even he wouldn't Google Image search that hot mess, you shouldn't.

I'm one of those kind of twats that when sees a sign WET PAINT or DO NOT TOUCH, I just fucking have to check for myself. Plus, I can't resist gross shit.

 

[Bookishleigh]

As long as you don't use 'Blue Waffle'.

And don't Google that. Even I wouldn't look that up, as you just can't un-see stuff.

But....this is completely a "what's in the box" moment. I need to know and yet after Fata's reaction...


http://img.pandawhale.com/39103-Brad-Pitt-What-s-in-the-Box-gi-b1l3.gif

 

[pete]

this is the gb, home of the morbidly curious.

i looked. and yeah, it was pretty bad.

 

[Bookishleigh]

this is the gb, home of the morbidly curious.

i looked. and yeah, it was pretty bad.

I am not going to do it. I almost cried at work today, which I don't do tears - I'm apparently in a fragile state and should stay away from the blue waffle.

 

[pete]

I am not going to do it. I almost cried at work today, which I don't do tears - I'm apparently in a fragile state and should stay away from the blue waffle.

just imagine the completely satanic, 180 deg polar opposite of this:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/0d/31/d5/0d31d5ac7b7f513d7b5603e193b0f38d.jpg

 

[Bookishleigh]

just imagine the completely satanic, 180 deg polar opposite of this:

You did not say 360 degrees - we can still be friends.

 

[pete]

You did not say 360 degrees - we can still be friends.

ha, you don't set the bar very high

 

[Bookishleigh]

ha, you don't set the bar very high

Grammatical pet peeves:

1. I need to loose some weight so my pants will be lose. (AGH!)
2. I could care less (yep, you COULD obviously).
3. I was talking to her and she did a complete 360 (um, that puts her back in EXACTLY the same place).

I won't even go into all my other real life pet peeves. The list is long.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

OH look.....there goes Fata. She's got a Python Siphon 'twixt her nethers.

 

[monanympho]

Cherry pie

 

[Bacigalupo]

Jizz Funnel.

Meat Heater.

Useful Orifice. *





* Also a fine band name.

 

[toubab]

Grammatical pet peeves:

1. I need to loose some weight so my pants will be lose. (AGH!)
2. I could care less (yep, you COULD obviously).
3. I was talking to her and she did a complete 360 (um, that puts her back in EXACTLY the same place).

I won't even go into all my other real life pet peeves. The list is long.

its

it's

 

[Fata Morgana]

OH look.....there goes Fata. She's got a Python Siphon 'twixt her nethers.

I think we should set a date.

 

[Magnetron]

font of womanhood

lady parts






In Fata's case, Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

 

[Fata Morgana]

font of womanhood

lady parts






In Fata's case, Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.

Ha! Good one Ron.

 

[Christobal]

I think we should set a date.

All I had to say was "twixt her nethers" to get a date with you? My man skills suck. Never even thought of that one.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Cum dumpster. But it doesn't really trip off the tongue.

The first time I ever heard the phrase "cum dumpster" uttered, it was right before one of the wildest girl-girl fights I've ever seen. Twas at a strip club and I learned the importance of taking off hoop earrings before a full-scale brawl.

"Waitress? She just bled into my beer!"

Also several years ago I picked up the phrase "nappy dugout" here on Lit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cum dumpster is foul.

 

[hashtag45]

Why is 86 talking about vaginas?
Aren't buttholes his only "thing"? Including his

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Cum dumpster is foul.

makes me think of truck stop chicks bro!

Stew

 

[needit700]

How about

love hole

 

[Christobal]

Cum dumpster is foul.

I never heard the term until a woman asked me to call her that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I never heard the term until a woman asked me to call her that.

If anyone called me that I'd probably dislocate their jaw.