Is there a sexy word for vagina?

[Conager]

If anyone called me that I'd probably dislocate their jaw.

"Cum repository" is so much more genteel.

:nods:

 

[Christobal]

If anyone called me that I'd probably dislocate their jaw.

Point taken. I was surprised when she asked me to call her that but she really got into it. Different strokes I guess.

I would like to say I stood on my principles but I'm a guy and there was sex.

 

[Jennifer]

If anyone called me that I'd probably dislocate their jaw.

Really? I like cum dumpster. It pairs well with dumpster sex.

 

[Fata Morgana]

"Cum repository" is so much more genteel.

:nods:

Point taken. I was surprised when she asked me to call her that but she really got into it. Different strokes I guess.

I would like to say I stood on my principles but I'm a guy and there was sex.

Whatever floats your boat! But I find it degrading and horrible, like you're a prostitute at best. Then again I can never figure why folks clutch their pearls over 'cunt'.

 

[Christobal]

Whatever floats your boat! But I find it degrading and horrible, like you're a prostitute at best. Then again I can never figure why folks clutch their pearls over 'cunt'.

It didn't float my boat but that is what she wanted so I went along. She wanted to be called that. I have also been with women that "cunt" was off the table. Words get complicated.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It didn't float my boat but that is what she wanted so I went along. She wanted to be called that. I have also been with women that "cunt" was off the table. Words get complicated.

They do that. And my cunt is always on the table.

 

[monanympho]

V-jay-jay
Panona
Love Taco
Love Purse
Sugar Walls

 

[yossi]

Love purse? If we shake hard enough you can hear the distant rattle of coins at the bottom.

 

[Christobal]

They do that. And my cunt is always on the table.

No longer able to process thoughts. Cunt. Table. I have to rest now.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Really? I like cum dumpster. It pairs well with dumpster sex.

And all this time I thought dumpster diving meant something completely different.

 

[Christobal]

And all this time I thought dumpster diving meant something completely different.

You were eating something completely different from what Jennifer was eating.

 

[Emerson40]

Timing, mood, sexual situation, and the girl will definitely play a part in the success when dropping 'cum dumpster' or 'beef curtains'.

You will either invigorate carnal activities, or have your bits removed and as Fata mentioned, your jaw relocated.

They do that. And my cunt is always on the table.

This is why there will always be a jar of marmalade, a wheel of Stinking Bishop, and an old Heart bootleg on the turntable here, waiting for you.




Thanks to everyone for their wonderful contributions!


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[OldJourno]

How about "vunt"?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

If anyone called me that I'd probably dislocate their jaw.

This is why I carry your torch, madam.

 

[Libsam]

It's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina

 

[Fata Morgana]

Timing, mood, sexual situation, and the girl will definitely play a part in the success when dropping 'cum dumpster' or 'beef curtains'.

You will either invigorate carnal activities, or have your bits removed and as Fata mentioned, your jaw relocated.






This is why there will always be a jar of marmalade, a wheel of Stinking Bishop, and an old Heart bootleg on the turntable here, waiting for you.




Thanks to everyone for their wonderful contributions!


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Oh you.

Remember that night hash put his beef curtains on the table? Good times bro.

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[fma20fma]

hi

It's hard to rhyme a
word like vagina

regina has a vagina. but the ass likes it in her ass.

 

[Magnetron]

witchy business

 

[phantom4533]

Vertical smile

 

[Emerson40]

Clunge ≤ Fanny?



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[phantom4533]

Aphrodisiacal tennis court

 

[phantom4533]

Front garden

 

[Pookie]

Is there a sexy or romantic word you can call a vagina?

Most words used sound so crude, and some quite brutish and vulgar, and you would think that for as long as vaginas have been around, someone would have come up with an elegant word or two to use, when referencing something so sublime and sought-after.

Years ago I wrote a poem - or perhaps it was a letter... doesn’t matter - to some crush or love interest, and I used ‘secret grotto’ (Grrrooooaaannn. The follies of young lust.).

I think the only thing I’ve heard in the last few years that doesn’t sound like it originated in a divebar restroom was ‘Palomita’, which in Spanish means little dove, or little pigeon. But this probably sounded sexy because of how it was used at the time, and the memory associated with it.

Ax wound. Duh!

 

[phantom4533]

Eel skinner

 

[phantom4533]

I think native Americans called it the happy hunting grounds.