Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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Vaginas are messed up. I give them a give and they just spit it back at me 
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Vaginas are messed up. I give them a give and they just spit it back at me![]()
Is there a sexy or romantic word you can call a vagina?
Most words used sound so crude, and some quite brutish and vulgar, and you would think that for as long as vaginas have been around, someone would have come up with an elegant word or two to use, when referencing something so sublime and sought-after.
Years ago I wrote a poem - or perhaps it was a letter... doesn’t matter - to some crush or love interest, and I used ‘secret grotto’ (Grrrooooaaannn. The follies of young lust.).
I think the only thing I’ve heard in the last few years that doesn’t sound like it originated in a divebar restroom was ‘Palomita’, which in Spanish means little dove, or little pigeon. But this probably sounded sexy because of how it was used at the time, and the memory associated with it.
"Gash" is totally romantic if used in the right contact.
Is there a sexy or romantic word you can call a vagina?
Most words used sound so crude, and some quite brutish and vulgar, and you would think that for as long as vaginas have been around, someone would have come up with an elegant word or two to use, when referencing something so sublime and sought-after.
Years ago I wrote a poem - or perhaps it was a letter... doesn’t matter - to some crush or love interest, and I used ‘secret grotto’ (Grrrooooaaannn. The follies of young lust.).
I think the only thing I’ve heard in the last few years that doesn’t sound like it originated in a divebar restroom was ‘Palomita’, which in Spanish means little dove, or little pigeon. But this probably sounded sexy because of how it was used at the time, and the memory associated with it.
Palomita or paloma is slang for penis.
Courtney Love has a refrigerator shaped box bro!
Stew
That makes me think of Nirvana's song and Joe Hill's book.
That makes me think of Nirvana's song and Joe Hill's book.
CoffinCuntClinton
I think the "nicest" word I've ever seen used is honey pot - sometimes I guess you just have to go with the crude.