Saint Peter
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chocolate + hot water bottle = beer + strippers
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves
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Lorilei
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Mmmm, does it really, though?
spacekowboy
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I'll do without the strippers. All they do is take your money and you still end up jerking off alone.
Porn is free and you get the same results.
Porn is free and you get the same results.
Saint Peter
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Probably not.
silver gurl
Kiss it....
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Exactly, women like warm baths, a glass of wine, a heating pad. Give the guy a few beers and an engine to play with.
pointless
¿por qué no?
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i had a friend who would go to strip clubs in thin pants and spend all his money on lap dances. if you can guess what happened next then you might understand why i never went to the strip club with him.
spacekowboy
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He was not very popular with the pealers?
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friday night football season has started. the band's echo throughout the entire town. trumpets. drums. engines. the siren's piercing yells.
into the quiet, i like to listen closer around me. the hum of the fans loud on my ears. dog collars shaking.
into the quiet, i like to listen closer around me. the hum of the fans loud on my ears. dog collars shaking.
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I have discovered tonight I am not going to be the cool mom who lets her kid have friends sleep over all the time.
I'm okay with that.
I'm okay with that.
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pointless
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hack off your pinkie toe as a sign of contrition and i'll think about it.
Not Normal
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the cymbal choices ain't heavenly either.
Marching bands are the least musical thing in America. And the shit they teach drummers drives the drum teacher in me INSANE!
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And I'm glad you're here.Good to see you posting.
I still dug it. Hi Pete!Bass drum sounds like shit.
Hi Deehere! That was such a wonderful thread. I miss it. I can report that Tortoise has been to visit here in Denmark and each time, his culinary prowess has left my loved ones talking and reminiscing long after he's gone. We still enjoy ticking each other's brainbuds on the regular. The most recent one that comes to mind is a Licorice & Fennel ice cream...
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trysail
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Sheeeeeeit. It's fuckin' dark at 0630 nowadays.
Doc says zika and chikungunya ain't a problem. You'll feel miserable for a bit but they ain't gonna kill you. Sez dengue will make you feel much worse. If you survive dengue the first time, you DO NOT want to get it a second time— dengue hemorrhagic fever WILL kill you.
Guess where trysail is headed this winter? Can I interest you in some mosquito repellant?
2006 dengue outbreaks
2006 A. aegypti, without epidemic dengue
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Dengue06.png/640px-Dengue06.png
Source: wikipedia
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