The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

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You're taking the slug tale rather hard. Were you raped by a slug in your younger days? :(


Reading the recollections of smiley and Fata, I begin to think I might be the only one here who wasn't a victim of severe childhood psychological trauma.



 
Ah, yes. The married father of two, strapping 6'4" Mr Wilde, who once threw four rugger-bugger undergraduates down his staircase, one after the other. It makes me sad to read these vicious rumours about his sexuality. :D

Emphasis on the "bugger", I expect.

But I was referring to another Irish wag. Which reminds me, I need a Shavian.
 
THAT would have got me sectioned for sure. Orcas used to scare me from watching that film with Richard Harris called Orca funnily enough. He killed the orca's wife and kid so he was out for revenge and killed everyone that mattered to Harris, which included biting Bo Derek's leg off (not all bad then). Harris drank a lot and muttered darkly in a vague Irish lilt whilst looking out to sea. Eventually Orcy had enough of his shit and tossed him on an iceburg with his tail and left him to die and swam away laughing his tits off.

The worst bit of that was the female miscarrying on the deck in shock. Eyer would have shit breeze blocks cos it looked like a human fetus.

Sounds quite good actually. Good job, Harris!

Funnily enough, I grew to love the ocean. And am a very good swimmer. :D
 


Reading the recollections of smiley and Fata, I begin to think I might be the only one here who wasn't a victim of severe childhood psychological trauma.




There's a lot more, but I feel like I've shared enough for one morning.

Time for some music and housework. :):kiss:
 
Sounds quite good actually. Good job, Harris!

Funnily enough, I grew to love the ocean. And am a very good swimmer. :D

It actually was! I'm shit scared of the sea and never learnt to swim.

Have a great weekend petal, love ya loads. :heart:
 
...On the bugger point, I do like the response of the famously homosexual Maurice Bowra, Vice Chancellor of Oxford in the early 50s, when someone asked him why he had married his apparently plain wife.

'Buggers can't be choosers'. I don't care if he had probably spent hours polishing that one: it was worth it.

That's gold. Of course she was the beardy one in that relationship. :D
 

I believe that is considered the correct response. So, thank you.

I will admit I actually rather like the song in an I understand why they were big in South America—where they don't speak English—sort of way.
 
I believe that is considered the correct response. So, thank you.

I will admit I actually rather like the song in an I understand why they were big in South America—where they don't speak English—sort of way.
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I thought it was interesting, and the group that played after had some fun dancing
 
i didn't notice.

i really need to switch speakers. the ones i'm using fucking suck.
 
They really are. My neighbour had a de-scented skunk named Rosebud and she was aggressively snuggly. Also, skunks have an adorable waddle (not to be confused with a wattle, which I think would look rather terrifying). They don't have skunks here in Denmark so I do get a bit excited if I happen to see one while I'm visiting my home state.

In other news, I think I'm going to need a special chair for class because the low seating yesterday wreaked havoc on my legs. Being tall is more often awkward than not, and leads to more problems than it solves.

Hi Tinker! I remember reading your posts in the Foodgasm thread. Great reading and recipes there.
 
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