Litiquette IV

[Trekka]

And then ^that led to this

https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/n-nr1m3w/pqndnq/products/2834/images/15630/CM99152_c__02151.1444250019.800.800.jpg?c=2

Which I was thinking Chained could wear when it's Citationplay Time

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

...I totally just got caught in the Target parking lot looking at gay toolbelt porn on tumblr.

Meaning you normally perv in the WalMart parking lot??

 

[Trekka]

I checked out every inch of that picture.. and he doesn't have a tool belt anywhere

Every inch, eh? You n me both

 

[Lord Pmann]

I actually have a question if you guys don't mind.

Bigger turn off to hear on a first date:

"Oh wow, yes, I LOVE Nickelback!"

Or

"This place is kind of crowded. Let's go to Chilis."

Nickelback. Always Nickelback.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Damn Papa Chained. This place looks like The Village People took over. But a gay version of The Village People. What the fuck?! You used to be bad ass and hand out tickets for this shit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Trekka. I like the direction this is going!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/c35b29e07026f4fe9c38e2213e8abe9d/tumblr_midwymydeb1r4rciqo1_500.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Aussie men are hot. Find myself a tradie blog

http://66.media.tumblr.com/d6fdc674eb662d254ce3fb5a82bd3562/tumblr_n8urmaEDfM1sl7qs6o1_500.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

http://65.media.tumblr.com/1cfaf203b9389db6c9d566cb7de4002b/tumblr_oax73qp0oO1uqnxiho1_500.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/34/4f/58344f27bd9163b79e46ef24a6ba1f58.jpg

If my builder looked like this, I'd be very poor.
I hired less than attractive tradesmen to help me renovate so that my pocketbook would not cry.

 

[LizVegas79]

How is it that I'm JUST NOW finding out about this thread?

** soooooo subscribed **

 

[aussiegeekygal]

How is it that I'm JUST NOW finding out about this thread?

** soooooo subscribed **

I only found it about two weeks ago, too. Isn't it fun?!

 

[ViciousTease]

I tried to find a picture of Shemar Moore in a tool belt, but ... well, google filled up with Shemar and I was lost for a while. Sorry ladies!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0578/3769/files/jxX3flLXTS3yo.gif?7513411030362794785

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I tried to find a picture of Shemar Moore in a tool belt, but ... well, google filled up with Shemar and I was lost for a while. Sorry ladies!
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0578/3769/files/jxX3flLXTS3yo.gif?7513411030362794785

You're more than excused.
He's delightful.

 

[LizVegas79]

No apologies necessary. Well done regardless!

And, yes, very AG!

Can't figure out how to answer the poll though - it varies!

My (stolen) contribution from another thread but I'm doubting anyone will mind

https://65.media.tumblr.com/fa80b00b4c6e2d7bf43fb0f0c1769fd6/tumblr_nuoge3BloS1uue2kio1_540.jpg

 

[Trekka]

I highly approve of all the posting that has occurred here within the past two hours.

With the exception of Pmann dissing Nickelback. For like the 9 millionth time. *whispers* He secretly thinks it's cute that I like schlock-rock and plans to record acoustic covers of Nickelback singles in an attempt to seduce me.

Also this:

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/56515649-naked-female-builder-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=c7Tiu5VoiTc9Z%2BTRFzTZ%2FlhAmeHI1LAu5rdYoCZ3it4%3D

 

[Suz_anne]

If my builder looked like this, I'd be very poor.
I hired less than attractive tradesmen to help me renovate so that my pocketbook would not cry.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/58/34/4f/58344f27bd9163b79e46ef24a6ba1f58.jpg

I had an electrician that looked kind of like that when we were re-modeling our house. Really ripped, really tattooed, really fucking hot. Oh my goodness, it was incredibly... distracting. In such a good, tingly naughty bits way.


Speaking of tingly naught bits…. look who has recently gotten into home repairs!!!

https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/01/90/99/240_F_101909996_J9UVnpTqxTWohbI08YsdP84o9FqbJduT.jpg

 

[Trekka]

I had an electrician that looked kind of like that when we were re-modeling our house. Really ripped, really tattooed, really fucking hot. Oh my goodness, it was incredibly... distracting. In such a good, tingly naughty bits way.

Was it *electrifying*?? Ahahaaaa

My BF thanks you for your very generous tip.

 

[Suz_anne]

*kicks the dirt and pouts*

I want a hot boyfriend.

 

[MSH2]

*kicks the dirt and pouts*

I want a hot boyfriend.

I;m halfway there, I;m sweating like a handsome man in Deliverance country

 

[Lord Pmann]

I had an electrician that looked kind of like that when we were re-modeling our house. Really ripped, really tattooed, really fucking hot. Oh my goodness, it was incredibly... distracting. In such a good, tingly naughty bits way.


Speaking of tingly naught bits…. look who has recently gotten into home repairs!!!

https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/01/90/99/240_F_101909996_J9UVnpTqxTWohbI08YsdP84o9FqbJduT.jpg

^^^^
Hahaha. I have been the local handyman around the house.

1. Pmann fixes leaky faucet last night.
2. Pmann installs faucet handles in the wrong direction, discovers this late last night, so you have to turn on the water the opposite way. I had a 50/50 chance of getting one right. I got two wrong.
3. Pmann goes to fix the backwards handles. Forgets to turn off water under the sink. Sprays everywhere.
4. Pmann finally gets it all fixed.

We won't mention my ability to repair my back flow prevented this afternoon.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Was it *electrifying*?? Ahahaaaa

Oh my god. I've heard some nerdy jokes. But damn.

 

[thejabber27]

I had an electrician that looked kind of like that when we were re-modeling our house. Really ripped, really tattooed, really fucking hot. Oh my goodness, it was incredibly... distracting. In such a good, tingly naughty bits way.

Did you make an ohm face?






XD

 

[Trekka]

Oh my god. I've heard some nerdy jokes. But damn.

It gave you a chubby. Admit it.

 

[LizVegas79]

It gave you a chubby. Admit it.

Way to call him on it T!

 

[Trekka]

*kicks the dirt and pouts*

I want a hot boyfriend.

You're hot when you're wanty.

Way to call him on it T!

He's actually pretty subby; he digs humiliation play. So I do what I can for him.