Litiquette IV

[Mrtenant]

Quick hitter this morning.

What would you be willing to give up to experience, just once, an orgasmic experience that the phrase "mind altering" might be used to describe?

I've had one orgasmic mind altering experience already, many years ago. Afterwards I quickly realized, it was a rare experience and that I won't want to do that again. Its not a never. Just circumstances have to align. Mind altering is mind altering. I don't see it happening again. That's what I gave up for it.

 

[beachbaby179]

Can I have the experience (please) and then let you know what it's worth?

Have fun, wherever you're going...

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Quick hitter this morning.

What would you be willing to give up to experience, just once, an orgasmic experience that the phrase "mind altering" might be used to describe?

I don't know.. an hour or so
longer if we have dinner.

 

[Endless_Night]

Quick hitter this morning.

What would you be willing to give up to experience, just once, an orgasmic experience that the phrase "mind altering" might be used to describe?

My comfort zone, which is quite narrow. But I'd have to have the "mind altering" part in writing. Notarized.

I am such a rebel.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Quick hitter this morning.

What would you be willing to give up to experience, just once, an orgasmic experience that the phrase "mind altering" might be used to describe?

I'd be willing to part with $10. Are dude orgasms supposed to be mind altering? They pretty much always feel awesome as is. Lol

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I don't know.. an hour or so
longer if we have dinner.

Chilis or TGI Fridays? *romantically kisses your hand*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I actually have a question if you guys don't mind.

Bigger turn off to hear on a first date:

"Oh wow, yes, I LOVE Nickelback!"

Or

"This place is kind of crowded. Let's go to Chilis."

 

[beachbaby179]

Nickelback. That's a deal breaker.

 

[Trekka]

So much constant, ongoing Nickelback hate. Their tunes are catchy, goddammit.

I've had a couple mind altering orgasmic experiences. Wrote (read: blabbed) about one or two on Lit. (For the deep pist stalkers-- it was this past New Years Eve.) Didn't have to give up anything -- except some oxygen

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Nickelback. That's a deal breaker.

Yeah, because I just picture bad, expensive concerts that I just totally don't want to go to. Laaaaame.

Oh yeah and the Chilis girl just sucked. Altering plans as they're happening drives me nuts as it is. But the place we planned on was awesome. And she didn't want to wait 20 minutes for a table. Also she ordered 4 hurricanes and forgot her wallet. Afterwards she was like "Now what do you want to do?" I said "Play Xbox. At home. Laters!" And there was no second date.

 

[beachbaby179]

So it's not Chilis. It's who you went with. Because every once in a while, I like Chilis. And if I have good company, waiting 20 minutes is nothing.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

So much constant, ongoing Nickelback hate. Their tunes are catchy, goddammit.

I've had a couple mind altering orgasmic experiences. Wrote (read: blabbed) about one or two on Lit. (For the deep pist stalkers-- it was this past New Years Eve.) Didn't have to give up anything -- except some oxygen

Lol that's okay, I still love you.

I will say my dick feels awesome the few times I've taken Viagra. Like my penis became a weapon. It was pretty awesome.

So it's not Chilis. It's who you went with. Because every once in a while, I like Chilis. And if I have good company, waiting 20 minutes is nothing.

I guess Chilis itself is okay. I'm more of a Fridays guy though. But yeah she was lame. I may have to take you up on this date-screening thing you mentioned.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

If you go to Chili's and they're playing Nickelback.. imagine the horror!

 

[Mrtenant]

From mind altering Os to chilis and Nickelback. Fuck. Why did I subscribe to this thread? Y'all started drinking early.

 

[beachbaby179]

From mond altering Os to chilis and Nickelback. Fuck. Why did I subscribe to this thread? Y'all started drinking early.

Never heard of mond altering. Did you mean mind altering, or mons altering? Two totally different things, I think.

 

[Mrtenant]

Never heard of mond altering. Did you mean mind altering, or mons altering? Two totally different things, I think.

Yeesh thanx sigh

 

[beachbaby179]

Hee hee hee

*slinks away*

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

If you go to Chili's and they're playing Nickelback.. imagine the horror!

I would quite literally shoot myself in the face. And then leave.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I would quite literally shoot myself in the face. And then leave.

if you get blood on my dress, I'll hate you forever

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

if you get blood on my dress, I'll hate you forever

Don't worry, I wouldn't. You may get something else on your dress though. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[Bitesback]

Don't worry, I wouldn't. You may get something else on your dress though. If you know what I'm saying.

Didn't the Bill Clinton era teach you anything about leaving evidence on her dress?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Didn't the Bill Clinton era teach you anything about leaving evidence on her dress?

Well fortunately I'm not an actual president. Don't tell anyone.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

This is why they should let people show up naked to Chilis

 

[Trekka]

What if I like Chilis, Nickelback, *and* I don't mind a man juice mark on my dress? How classy am I?!

I totally understand why Monica kept that dress as-is. I mean dry cleaning is such a hassle...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I always have some wipes tucked away for instances like this. Silk is a bitch getting cum off in a moments notice. But this....

http://66.media.tumblr.com/9ab5783a7520587d81ed2b8785f54076/tumblr_o0ok3ab2Iy1v0tw8do1_400.gif