Bert Notorius
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begins with
just 1 locust
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But is one locust a locust? Or is it a grasshopper?
I suspect it is a cicada. They exit ground and cling to trees before emerging as adults and climbing to sing. Ugly fucker!
A locust is not always a locust. But a locust is always a grasshopper, Grasshopper.
I have eaten fried locusts.
I don't recommend it. I'd rather eat raw Witchetty Grubs:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witchetty_grub
I suppose, that is why a roasted locusts must be eaten with honey...
A Bay scallop, fresh from the sea, eaten raw, is delightful.
Candy of the sea.
Then, again, I had to get accustomed to something that was alive, in my mouth.
The scallop would wriggle on my tongue.
My innocent experience, prepared me for my love affair with my husband to be. *wink*
technically it begins with mummy and daddy locust.
I ate raw seafood, before I ate Japanese sushi.
The sushi chef told me that scallops have many pretty blue eyes.
I am glad that I was told that, after I was being introduced to raw scallops.
http://www.theatlantic.com/technolo...callops-have-eyes-me-neither-but-look/274469/
I always wondered how scallops knew to flip their shells, and swim away from danger.
A few summers, ago, the local Boston newspapers suggested eating cicadas.
I found one hiding outside of a window casing.
Not yummy looking.
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/05/before-eating-cicadas-pause/276096/