Unpacking the Wrong Box

[sirhugs]

Jane just bought her first house but moving day is really confused, so by the time she starts unpacking, she has lost track of which box contains her "treasure chest" of dildos, handcuffs, her paddle, etc.

This is a problem because Jane has friends or family helping her move, and one has insisted on helping unpack the boxes...

 

[scsinclair]

I like any story where someone's rapacious sexual appetites, which they normally keep concealed behind closed doors, are accidentally revealed to someone else.

There's a lot of great potential in your idea - especially if Jane is ordinarily a shy or repressed type on the surface. I'd love to read this story if she were a churchgoer who had people from her congregation volunteer to help her move. She wouldn't be able to say "no" because she really needs the help, but she'd be mortified the whole time that someone would discover her secret proclivities. As the moving progresses, she's getting more and more anxious because she can't find that one box, and she's steadily losing track of who is moving what where and which boxes are being unpacked. There would definitely be some frightening near misses ("No, Reverend, don't open THAT box!"), and a moment right before the treasure chest is discovered when Jane thinks she's in the clear.

If I wrote it, I'd likely have one of the other church women (the Pastor's wife?) find the treasure chest and engage in a little blackmail - she promises not to expose Jane's wicked ways if Jane agrees to share all of her toys with her sometime. Jane has no choice to agree, and the story climaxes with the two ladies having a randy toy party together.

Another possibility is Jane's son's friends come over to help with the move, and one of them discovers the toy box. In this scenario, he doesn't blackmail her. Rather, she gets so hot & bothered at the sight of this strapping young man discovering what an insatiable sex fiend she is that neither can resist meeting later to explore her proclivities in greater depth.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just STOP, both of you!
I am that girl... right down to my church friends.
I'm moving in three weeks, and this is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!

I was going to seal it in a different colored tape... ORANGE. But people will wonder why it's different.

But, thanks to your posts, I'm now thinking I'll just mail it to myself!

 

[Sweetoverflow]

I like any story where someone's rapacious sexual appetites, which they normally keep concealed behind closed doors, are accidentally revealed to someone else.

There's a lot of great potential in your idea - especially if Jane is ordinarily a shy or repressed type on the surface. I'd love to read this story if she were a churchgoer who had people from her congregation volunteer to help her move. She wouldn't be able to say "no" because she really needs the help, but she'd be mortified the whole time that someone would discover her secret proclivities. As the moving progresses, she's getting more and more anxious because she can't find that one box, and she's steadily losing track of who is moving what where and which boxes are being unpacked. There would definitely be some frightening near misses ("No, Reverend, don't open THAT box!"), and a moment right before the treasure chest is discovered when Jane thinks she's in the clear.

If I wrote it, I'd likely have one of the other church women (the Pastor's wife?) find the treasure chest and engage in a little blackmail - she promises not to expose Jane's wicked ways if Jane agrees to share all of her toys with her sometime. Jane has no choice to agree, and the story climaxes with the two ladies having a randy toy party together.

Another possibility is Jane's son's friends come over to help with the move, and one of them discovers the toy box. In this scenario, he doesn't blackmail her. Rather, she gets so hot & bothered at the sight of this strapping young man discovering what an insatiable sex fiend she is that neither can resist meeting later to explore her proclivities in greater depth.

Really love your ideas..!!very flexible

 

[CuttingEdge]

Just STOP, both of you!
I am that girl... right down to my church friends.
I'm moving in three weeks, and this is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!

I was going to seal it in a different colored tape... ORANGE. But people will wonder why it's different.

But, thanks to your posts, I'm now thinking I'll just mail it to myself!

Just mail it to me and I will hand deliver it to your new place...for security sake of course!

(I am just kidding, I am a church-goer myself and am happily married)

We did however, while cleaning out my Late-Grandmother's home, find her 1940 dildo in the tiny compartment where the shower pipes were recessed. Took that out with a pair of kitchen tongs...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just mail it to me and I will hand deliver it to your new place...for security sake of course!

(I am just kidding, I am a church-goer myself and am happily married)

We did however, while cleaning out my Late-Grandmother's home, find her 1940 dildo in the tiny compartment where the shower pipes were recessed. Took that out with a pair of kitchen tongs...

Grandma!!!!


That's another 'worst nightmare'.

What will people say when they're cleaning out your things after you've passed?

Should you bequeath your playthings in your will? I'm referring to items like crops, cuffs, say you have a collection of French Maid outfits. . Many people invest in their collection.

One person should know to get that one box out of the house before the funeral...

If I mail it to you, you have to promise not to peek inside!

 

[scsinclair]

Really love your ideas..!!very flexible

Thanks!

 

[scsinclair]

Just STOP, both of you!
I am that girl... right down to my church friends.
I'm moving in three weeks, and this is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!

I was going to seal it in a different colored tape... ORANGE. But people will wonder why it's different.

But, thanks to your posts, I'm now thinking I'll just mail it to myself!

Just make sure you write the address correctly. One number off and your next door neighbor learns your darkest secrets!

 

[enjoy_reading]

Some scanner

But they scan those boxes as they goes through the mail processing facilities. May be they have a filter alert for 'certain' items.

"Hey Joe look at this. We got a bunch of dildos in this box." The packing may get 'accidentally' damaged, and they have to 're-seal' the box back up.

You know they keep a picture of the scammed image for their file too.

 

[scsinclair]

But they scan those boxes as they goes through the mail processing facilities. May be they have a filter alert for 'certain' items.

"Hey Joe look at this. We got a bunch of dildos in this box." The packing may get 'accidentally' damaged, and they have to 're-seal' the box back up.

You know they keep a picture of the scammed image for their file too.

And this makes me envision a local UPS delivery man who is also a member of our heroine's congregation, and happened to be there at the UPS facility when the package came open and had to be re-sealed. I wonder if he'll show up at her door shortly thereafter, threatening to send that picture to all the church elders if she doesn't let him deliver a package of his own into her box?

 

[Jay321]

Just STOP, both of you!
I am that girl... right down to my church friends.
I'm moving in three weeks, and this is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!

I was going to seal it in a different colored tape... ORANGE. But people will wonder why it's different.

But, thanks to your posts, I'm now thinking I'll just mail it to myself!

Do you have a friend that knows any of your proclivities, or that you would trust not to open the box?

If yes, ask them to hold it for a couple days. If not label it "Private, do not open." Personally I would respect that label.

If asked to explain that, I would say its some private paperwork.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Just make sure you write the address correctly. One number off and your next door neighbor learns your darkest secrets!

Oh, that sounds like the great start of another story for the OP!

But they scan those boxes as they goes through the mail processing facilities. May be they have a filter alert for 'certain' items.

"Hey Joe look at this. We got a bunch of dildos in this box." The packing may get 'accidentally' damaged, and they have to 're-seal' the box back up.

You know they keep a picture of the scammed image for their file too.

You're making this difficult! .
Might be an interesting post office story, though.
*leaving the box in the back of the Trailblazer*

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you have a friend that knows any of your proclivities, or that you would trust not to open the box?

If yes, ask them to hold it for a couple days. If not label it "Private, do not open." Personally I would respect that label.

If asked to explain that, I would say its some private paperwork.

Only you guys...

I'm moving across the US, so that wouldn't work!

 

[Jay321]

keep them in the luggage that you keep. Who knows? you may need it. If it ends up in checked luggage, put it in clear ziplock bags clearly marked "Has been in contact with bodily fluids" TSA has seen it all. and they will not take the chance of removing them from the bags.

 

[scsinclair]

Only you guys...

I'm moving across the US, so that wouldn't work!

I can't speak to your innermost desires, barefootgirl69, but one underlying element of all of these variations on the OP's initial idea is that, on some level, Jane kind of wants someone to find her collection of sex toys & discover she's a closet nympho. She doesn't even realize she wants that yet, but so much about the premise points to it.

If she really had a box filled with dirty secrets she never wanted anyone to know, she'd seal it with a padlock and take it to her new place herself. Why would she even bother letting anyone else carry it, knowing there was such a huge risk of it being opened? She certainly wouldn't slap her name and new address on it and hand it off to a complete stranger in a postal uniform, having no idea what might happen to it before she gets it back.

And since all these story scenarios likely end with Jane sharing her toys and/or herself with the person or persons who made the shocking discovery, she clearly isn't going to have that difficult a time getting past her embarrassment.

The only reason she'd ever entrust anyone else to handle her sexual paraphernalia is if she secretly wanted them to find out what it - and who she - is. So...

 

[ALaCarta]

Jane just bought her first house but moving day is really confused, so by the time she starts unpacking, she has lost track of which box contains her "treasure chest" of dildos, handcuffs, her paddle, etc.

This is a problem because Jane has friends or family helping her move, and one has insisted on helping unpack the boxes...

Thanks a lot for the idea, I'm totally writing this one up!

Incest version of course! I will send you a copy of the story once I finish the draft for review. You like Mom-son, sis-bro or father-daughter? You get to choose the kink! You will be fully credited.

 

[scsinclair]

Thanks a lot for the idea, I'm totally writing this one up!

Incest version of course! I will send you a copy of the story once I finish the draft for review. You like Mom-son, sis-bro or father-daughter? You get to choose the kink! You will be fully credited.

Looking forward to reading this one!

 

[enjoy_reading]

Time is ticking

How about a moving sale where some friends of her are taking boxes out to the garage to be sorted. Down the driveway tables are set up for the garage sale for things she no longer need.

Unknown to her a friend had pick up 'that' box she had hidden among the other boxes in her storage closet that "no one ever goes there". Many friends helping so she lost track of who's doing what and where.

Now 'that' box is sitting in that pile in the garage waiting to be opened and sorted. Who would find it first?

 

[lovecraft68]

This was one of the best pranks I've played on my wife. When we moved we had about six guys from my work and a couple guys from her work helping us(it was a big move)

She had packed all the goodies from the toy draw including a pink leather collar with her name on it and some other fun stuff in a special black wooden box I'd gotten from a flea market years ago.

The day comes everyone is running everywhere and I had taken the box and dumped it out into another plain box that I made sure went in the trunk of my car. She asks about it and I tell her I haven't seen it.

Now she's scrambling around trying to find this damn thing. The only other person in on the joke was my sister who filled the box with a bunch of Cd's. We get to the new house and I'm watching my wife still scouting around for this thing.

We made a chain of people from the foot of the stairs to the top and we're tossing stuff. My wife's at the top putting things where they belong and my sister hands the now unlatched box to my co-worker.

I said to my wife-shit there's the damn box. She comes to the top of the stairs with this panicked look on her face and when my coworker tosses it, it falls open and she let out this little yelp and went white, then all the cd's hit the ground.

My sister's down there laughing her ass off and everyone stops and wonders why my wife is whacking me and calling me an asshole.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't speak to your innermost desires, barefootgirl69, but one underlying element of all of these variations on the OP's initial idea is that, on some level, Jane kind of wants someone to find her collection of sex toys & discover she's a closet nympho. She doesn't even realize she wants that yet, but so much about the premise points to it.

If she really had a box filled with dirty secrets she never wanted anyone to know, she'd seal it with a padlock and take it to her new place herself. Why would she even bother letting anyone else carry it, knowing there was such a huge risk of it being opened? She certainly wouldn't slap her name and new address on it and hand it off to a complete stranger in a postal uniform, having no idea what might happen to it before she gets it back.

And since all these story scenarios likely end with Jane sharing her toys and/or herself with the person or persons who made the shocking discovery, she clearly isn't going to have that difficult a time getting past her embarrassment.

The only reason she'd ever entrust anyone else to handle her sexual paraphernalia is if she secretly wanted them to find out what it - and who she - is. So...

I don't know about Jane. I'd find the story much more intriguing if she really didn't want it found. For instance, she packed it with intentions to get it out to her car, but people showed up early and it got caught up with everything else. I think the intense feelings and panic is intriguing ... only to find some really hot guy brining it in (who only showed up because her friend/his sister dragged him along)... and it drops or is discovered some how.

 

[barefootgirl69]

This was one of the best pranks I've played on my wife. When we moved we had about six guys from my work and a couple guys from her work helping us(it was a big move)

She had packed all the goodies from the toy draw including a pink leather collar with her name on it and some other fun stuff in a special black wooden box I'd gotten from a flea market years ago.

The day comes everyone is running everywhere and I had taken the box and dumped it out into another plain box that I made sure went in the trunk of my car. She asks about it and I tell her I haven't seen it.

Now she's scrambling around trying to find this damn thing. The only other person in on the joke was my sister who filled the box with a bunch of Cd's. We get to the new house and I'm watching my wife still scouting around for this thing.

We made a chain of people from the foot of the stairs to the top and we're tossing stuff. My wife's at the top putting things where they belong and my sister hands the now unlatched box to my co-worker.

I said to my wife-shit there's the damn box. She comes to the top of the stairs with this panicked look on her face and when my coworker tosses it, it falls open and she let out this little yelp and went white, then all the cd's hit the ground.

My sister's down there laughing her ass off and everyone stops and wonders why my wife is whacking me and calling me an asshole.

That was great, but very mean at the same time!

 

[enjoy_reading]

This was one of the best pranks I've played on my wife. When we moved we had about six guys from my work and a couple guys from her work helping us(it was a big move)

She had packed all the goodies from the toy draw including a pink leather collar with her name on it and some other fun stuff in a special black wooden box I'd gotten from a flea market years ago.

The day comes everyone is running everywhere and I had taken the box and dumped it out into another plain box that I made sure went in the trunk of my car. She asks about it and I tell her I haven't seen it.

Now she's scrambling around trying to find this damn thing. The only other person in on the joke was my sister who filled the box with a bunch of Cd's. We get to the new house and I'm watching my wife still scouting around for this thing.

We made a chain of people from the foot of the stairs to the top and we're tossing stuff. My wife's at the top putting things where they belong and my sister hands the now unlatched box to my co-worker.

I said to my wife-shit there's the damn box. She comes to the top of the stairs with this panicked look on her face and when my coworker tosses it, it falls open and she let out this little yelp and went white, then all the cd's hit the ground.

My sister's down there laughing her ass off and everyone stops and wonders why my wife is whacking me and calling me an asshole.

LOVE IT !!!

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

After 23 years in Florida we suddenly moved back to Illinois because of health reasons. Even the fridge was left full.
It wasn't all that suddenly. We'd bought the house back in Oct 2014 but put off moving.
I had some health issues and our grown kids told us they were coming to get us. We only had time to load enough crap that would fit in an Impala and a mini van.
Within weeks we'd sold the other Florida place. Many personal items including photos had been left behind to be found by the young couple who bought the place.
Today we signed the final papers and sent them back to Florida.
We were informed by the lady realtor that the couple is going to send lots of personal photos and some toys soon.
Another twist to this wrong box story.

 

[sirhugs]

Thanks a lot for the idea, I'm totally writing this one up!

Incest version of course! I will send you a copy of the story once I finish the draft for review. You like Mom-son, sis-bro or father-daughter? You get to choose the kink! You will be fully credited.

I'm inclined father-daughter

 

[sirhugs]

Only you guys...

I'm moving across the US, so that wouldn't work!

when's the house warming party?