The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[dolf]

I made bread this week. a thick, moist, fluffy base, with pesto, olives and rosemary on top. served up with salad, the kids wolfed it down in minutes. the ape, however, pulled a sad ''no chicken?'' face.

...people use recipes?

 

[Saint Peter]

Bye trees!

 

[Que]

Bye trees!

Ascending above terra firma, or descending below the treeline?

 

[trysail]

R.I.P.
Jack Davis
MAD Magazine illustrator

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[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

I promised my mom I'd go help make her dinner, but I'm very tired. But if I fall asleep now, I won't sleep tonight. Dilemma.

 

[thør]

I promised my mom I'd go help make her dinner, but I'm very tired. But if I fall asleep now, I won't sleep tonight. Dilemma.

A promise made, is a debt unpaid...

 

[yossi]

Yes, plus she deserves the pleasure of my company.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Odd fact of the day: From 1965 to 1975, television host Bob Barker took private karate lessons (he had his own dojo in his home).

His instructor was a guy named Chuck Norris.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'll give up masturbation before I give up coffee.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hey I know that reference!!!

A promise made, is a debt unpaid...

There are strange things done, in the midnight sun...

 

[yossi]

I'll give up masturbation before I give up coffee.

Is there some kind of edict being handed down?

 

[thør]

There are strange things done, in the midnight sun...

That part is not strange at all.

 

[RobDownSouth]

That part is not strange at all.

but but....the Arctic Trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold!

 

[thør]

but but....the Arctic Trails have their secret tales that would make your blood run cold!

At least you spelled Arctic correctly.

 

[Sean]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CoawwQKWAAAcKb0.jpg:large

 

[lovetoread]

Is there some kind of edict being handed down?

you have to choose one or the other, woman

 

[thør]

you have to choose one or the other, woman

Are you in line for the new Taco Bell Burrito with Cheetos inside?

 

[yossi]

you have to choose one or the other, woman

Masturbation, hands down.

 

[HarryHill]

Seconded

 

[Fata Morgana]

Coffee. It gives me migraines.

 

[lovetoread]

Are you in line for the new Taco Bell Burrito with Cheetos inside?

Will be as soon as the mouth heals.

 

[HarryHill]

It's sad seeing how the old singers have declined in the years

 

[yossi]

For clarification, I'm going to keep on masturbating and keep on not drinking coffee. Chocolate is a much more delicious source of caffeine.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Will be as soon as the mouth heals.

Sup w'yer gob?