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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

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Gianbattista said:
New dog has the opposite of a power jaw , but is going through 'indestructable' toys at a shocking rate. On the plus side, she has not turned her teeth on furniture or poultry and is really gentle with people, even though she is young enough to make the occasional mistake in this ,she is not.
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She sounds great! Oh, I wish I had a dog.
 
DesEsseintes said:
Please! This is a family website. :mad:

In other news, I saw a new Cooper's dark marmalade in Sainsbury's. I haven't bought it yet, but I'll let you know. It looks beautiful. Like a citric film noir.
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That bastardo won't open but I'll definitely look out for it. Nipping to Morrisons in the morning but bet they won't have it. Cunts only stock the basics.
 
DesEsseintes said:
Please! This is a family website. :mad:

In other news, I saw a new Cooper's dark marmalade in Sainsbury's. I haven't bought it yet, but I'll let you know. It looks beautiful. Like a citric film noir.
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I told the old bloke that he had to start shipping me the jellies and jams I cant get over here.
 
Any of you folks in the UK seen The Commander? Saw it at the library and it looks like it should be pretty good. From the creator of Prime Suspect.
 
I don't think if you have to spend two days explaining that what you said is a joke, and the story led the national news two nights in a row that the joke worked.

Lmao.

#Yourthrough!
 
Could you imagine how he'd decorate the White House? We'd be begging the Canadians to come burn it again.
 
It took me almost a month, but I found the box containing the corkscrew to open the precious wine - still haven't found the bowls.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
It took me almost a month, but I found the box containing the corkscrew to open the precious wine - still haven't found the bowls.
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Modern convenience and all, you just buy wine without corks in em now.

Though, having said that... went to a friends and accidentally picked up a bottle that had a cork, and she had no opener. Not happy.
 
Radiohead said:
Modern convenience and all, you just buy wine without corks in em now.

Though, having said that... went to a friends and accidentally picked up a bottle that had a cork, and she had no opener. Not happy.
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What?!?! You are talking crazy. If I buy wine bottles without a cork how will I complete all these [craft projects I have on Pinterest?
 
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