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cascadiabound said:
also... no chopping jalapenos before fingering...:eek:
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Okay... I'm gonna put myself on the chopping block here... This is a true story.

I'm a pretty damned good cook. And I make a fucking mean pot of chili - mild or hot, your choice. So...

One afternoon, back in the days when I was married (young and foolish), I was making a pot of chili. My ex had three of her friends there that afternoon, so it was the typical female shoot the shit session in the kitchen while I was cooking.

This was to be a pot of my very hot chili, so I was using habanero peppers... Without thinking, I just crushed a few up with my hands - they were dried peppers - into the pot. A few minutes later, I blissfully and ignorantly went to take a leak. All went well, no problems there at all, at all. I returned to the kitchen and sat down at the table with all the women.

About five minutes later, I realized my very serious blunder. I crossed my legs, began to wince in pain, and my ex asked, "Are you okay?" I said, "I'm fine," which was quite obviously not the case. She repeated the question, and I said, "I forgot to use gloves when I crushed the peppers up." She looked at me with a rather puzzled look on her face, and then it dawned on her - and on the other three women there. The uproarious laughter defies any feeble attempt I might make at describing it - suffice to say, there was probably at least one or two leaking bladders in the kitchen that afternoon...

As for me...

The capsaicin eventually wore off, and I returned to normal - but not before I had a very real fear that my dick was going to melt away from my body...
 
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BlackWolf65 said:
Okay... I'm gonna put myself on the chopping block here... This is a true story.

I'm pretty damned good cook. And I make a fucking mean pot of chili - mild or hot, your choice. So...

One afternoon, back in the days when I was married (young and foolish), I was making a pot of chili. My ex had three of her friends there that afternoon, so it was the typical female shoot the shit session in the kitchen while I was cooking.

This was to be a pot of my very hot chili, so I was using habanero peppers... Without thinking, I just crushed a few up in my hands - they were dried peppers - into the pot. A few minutes later, I blissfully and ignorantly went to take a leak. All went well, no problems there at all, at all. I returned to the kitchen and sat down at the table with all the women.

About five minutes later, I realized my very serious blunder. I crossed my legs, began to wince in pain, and my ex asked, "Are you okay?" I said, "I'm fine," which was quite obviously not the case. She repeated the question, and I said, "I forgot to use gloves when I crushed the peppers up." She looked at me with a rather puzzled look on her face, and then it dawned on her - and on the other three women there. The uproarious laughter defies any feeble attempt I might make at describing it - suffice to say, there was probably at least one or two leaking bladders in the kitchen that afternoon...

As for me...

The capsaicin eventually wore off, and I returned to normal - but not before I had a very real fear that my dick was going to melt away from my body...
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Great story, wolf. Lol
 
MastersDelight said:
And I'll record. You know, for science!
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Farawyn said:
This is going to be a lovely afternoon with my friends! :rose:
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Cumference said:
I'm ready for the peer review.
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pete said:
<<<<< recording assistant.

:D
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cascadiabound said:
http://66.media.tumblr.com/3483c2729381c143044341e0270017bc/tumblr_niorvj0twR1tlfz2ho1_500.jpg

I'm in... just bring me along like this...
(ya know - for science)
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MastersDelight said:
Ummm science is going to need those too 😈
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I'm gone for a couple hours and you guys are out of control!

*waits patiently for pussy smacking results....*
 
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