Misshotndeep
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This one made me laugh.
Life is like a game where the rules keep changing at random played in the dark with a group of strangers. First you're pinning the tale on the donkey but suddenly you need to be first across the finish line but you haven't sunk enough battleships yet so you plummet down a slide. Confused and scared, you cling to those you happen to bump into and call them friends. But suddenly Trump is president so you have to get to Canada. And in the end you die and NOBODY EVEN TELLS YOU YOUR FUCKING SCORE.
You'll get laid a few times though.