Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[barefootgirl69]

Nasty . . . headache . . . . kitty


Waking after a night out with friends, I grimaced. I should have taken some Tylenol so I wouldn’t have this headache! I could tell by the raindrops on the window that it was going to be a nasty day. Curling up with my purring kitty, I went back to sleep.


Tomatoes
Mixer
pool

 

[AmberStar]

After I worked the garden for a few hours I was lucky to find several nice tomatoes that would make an excellent paste for my chili, not to mention give me an opportunity to use my new mixer, however all this would have to wait till I finished a few laps in the pool.



Flag, Football, Ice

 

[sharingfantasies]

Flag, Football, Ice

Patrick was disappointed. The workers were breaking the huge ice chunks that covered the stadium grass. Last night a pipe had broken and water flowed over the field. He was supposed to carry the flag for his scout troop at the high school football game and now it wouldn't happen.


lettuce black pinwheel

 

[AmberStar]

lettuce black pinwheel

I sat eyeballing the pinwheel at the new opened casino, all the numbers colored in nice gold against the black background was inviting, almost mesmerizing to those whom braved to look upon it. I sat back nervously wondering if I should take a chance, my father’s words echo in my head about how the rabbit had to go to the lettuce for the lettuce wasn’t going to go to the rabbit.

Starfleet, Romulan, Needle

 

[Ian Shergold]

Starfleet, Romulan, Needle

"I've had enough of these crummy 'Star Trek' fools!" George 'Lucas' Piffle squeaked, waving his little needle. "Invading our 'Star Wars' convention dressed in their stupid Starfleet uniforms and those Romulan ears. Just 'cause their conventions are crap."

"They are Vulcan ears!" growled Gene 'Roddenberry' Pringle, delivering a nerve pinch.

empire, ewoks, needle

 

[sharingfantasies]

empire, ewoks, needle


Sarah's needle flashed in the lamplight. She was working on a pillow featuring Ewoks. She had created her own little business empire sewing pillows and stuffed Star Wars characters. Her fingers were sore, but she had 150 items she was sure she would sell out at the coming week's convention.


blue elephant sedan

 

[Ian Shergold]

blue elephant sedan

George Piffle groaned as he watched the elephant try to squeeze herself into his brand new blue Sedan.

"Thanks for offering to take my mother to the airport." Said Gracie, his wife.

As if he had a choice, he thought sadly to himself. Christ! She has put on some weight!

trouble, mayhem, boobs.

 

[garajd]

trouble . . . mayhem . . . boobs
***************

"Trouble!!! That's all you are!!!!" Looking at the mayhem around me, I can't imagine what your excuse will be. "Don't even try to tempt me with your boobs!!!"

Now . . . window . . . floor

 

[AmberStar]

Now . . . window . . . floor


I pulled the soft towel from the wall holder and wrap it around my naked body before walking out of the bathroom onto the bedroom floor. My gaze falls to the huge bay window and wonder if now would be a good time to drop my towel.

Nah, tis not the time!

Umbrella, Rainbow, redhead

 

[sharingfantasies]

Umbrella, Rainbow, redhead

Jake watched the redhead sloshing through the mud puddles. The wind was tugging at her umbrella pulling her off balance. He ran out to help her get across the street. Just as he reached her the rain stopped and a rainbow appeared. “Beautiful,” she said. Looking at her, he agreed.


boomerang house style

 

[AmberStar]

boomerang house style

There it was! The slick, obsidian black boomerang I have been waiting for. It was the latest style on the market and now it belonged to me. My fingers diligently ran across the smooth surface and once it was pulled into my palm I wanted to send it flying! But I was grounded and had to stay inside the house for the day.


Diamond, Bedroom, Candle

 

[sharingfantasies]

Diamond, Bedroom, Candle

Laramie could see the light from the candle glowing in the bedroom window welcoming him home. He had been on a trail drive for a month. When he was close enough to see the diamond shaped panes, he slid from his tired horse and threw his hat in the air.


powder water magnets

 

[AmberStar]

powder water magnets

The trickle of water that slid down between her breasts was the ruminant proof that she just got out of the shower. Her hand moved over to the towel that was hanging upon the magnet holder, it was quickly dabbled between her breasts to dry up the moisture before she began to powder up.

Crystal, Green, broomstick

 

[Ian Shergold]

Crystal, Green, broomstick

"GEORGE!" shouted his wife. "Have you seen mom's crystal set?"

George Piffle's mother-in-law AKA the Elephant was coming back from her holidays.

"George?" Gracie prodded him with the broomstick.

George felt himself go a pale green. How was he going to tell his wife he had sold them on eBay?

panties, teeth, wig

 

[garajd]

panties, teeth, wig

"Ah, game night is so much fun!!!" Borrowing a wig from my assistant and stopping in at the costume store on the way home for some fake teeth, I hope to win the contest with my wife tonight, only to find her naked on the bed except for a pair of her panties over her face and wearing my speedo that she will not let me wear in public.

blonde . . . kitty . . . pregnant

 

[sharingfantasies]

blonde . . . kitty . . . pregnant

The blonde paused at the entrance to the alley. She could hear whining. She looked around carefully, then slowly stepped into the alley. A third of the way down she found the source of the whining. A very pregnant kitty was lying on a cardboard box about to give birth.


amphibian black ginger

 

[AmberStar]

amphibian black ginger

The amphibian assault vehicle was everything the General wanted but the color really wasn’t a palatable fix to his taste. “Who in the hell wanted to go on a combat mission in a ginger colored vehicle, surely none of his men, so therefore, he wanted one that was solid black!

Missile, Condom, Private

 

[sharingfantasies]

Missile, Condom, Private

“Private Condom, attention!”
Jake sighed as his buddies laughed. Everyone knew it was pronounced 'sindem' but they didn't care.
“Private Condom, is the missile prepared for launch?”
As the teenagers watched, Jake pushed the button. Everyone cheered wildly as the on-screen virtual tank exploded on the television screen.


heatstroke banish popcorn

 

[musicankane]

The two dogs sat outside on the porch, banish for destroying a bucket of popcorn left on the table. James felt bad about it, hoping dogs couldn't have a heatstroke as he tried to calm Brittney down. "Calm down babe. It was only popcorn, it'll vacuum right up."

"Shut up James!"

(Blowpop, hammock, meth)

 

[AmberStar]

Blowpop, hammock, meth

The idiot was doing his daily meth routine right outside in his hammock. He was so dimwitted to realize that everyone could see him using, even if he was in his backyard. The undercover agent walked up “Well, Lets go dumbass.” The agent responded after he pulled out the blowpop sucker from his mouth.

Tower, Pineapple, Clover

 

[sharingfantasies]

Tower, Pineapple, Clover

Rapunzel had been living in the tower for years. She had little to do but eat and watch the sunset. In her boredom she had begun to cut the food she received from the witch into interesting shapes. Today she carved her pineapple slices in four-leaf clovers. Tomorrow? Apple hearts.


perch racing stitches

 

[AmberStar]

perch racing stitches

The goblin sat upon his high perch watching the captured slaves racing in the two human wheelbarrow race which was the villages highest entertainment. He was about to get up to go to the pub when a sharp pain rippled out from his stitches that were located on his leg.

Blueberry, Moon, Martian

 

[Ian Shergold]

Blueberry, Moon, Martian

George Piffle had just sat down when his wife shouted.

"George! You need to get my mother."

"Now? 'First Men in The Moon' is just coming on."

"You can watch a film about Martians anytime." Dismissed Grace. "Besides, she's bringing her blueberry pie."

Great, the Elephant will scoff the lot!

white, dog, ball

 

[Espyordeny]

Tambourines and elephants? White dog chases ball? Makes me wonder if it's artistic talent, musical creativity or way too many drugs man! The words just exploded from the mind, they just had to be right you know? Maybe one day I could write the ultimate story and that Audi A8 will be mine!

Dream, moon, storm

 

[Ian Shergold]

Dream, moon, storm

George was back in front of the box.

"George! Mommy needs to go to the general store!" Shouted his wife.

"Aw come on now! 'First Men In The Moon' is still on. Besides, it's about to storm!"

"NOW, GEORGE!" shouted Gracie.

Oh if only this was a dream, George sighed.

ketchup, manflu, worth.