If you ever find a girl that's stuck like this

I wish these guys with stuck girl fetishes were around when I get my car stuck in winter.

Why else do males possess greater size and upper body strength than females if not to help push their cars out of the snow?! Unless you are some shaven chested, metrosexual, wannabe southerner wearing impracticable footwear for the winter weather.
 
I also love the aesthetical logic of wearing high heel hoochie mama boots when traveling in a sand-dune saturated desert environment, too. :D

Beats having to dig your own jeep out of the sand. If it was wet, cold and raining she could sit warm and toasty in a vehicle while some schmuck dug her out. She ain't stupid.
 
The woman would be a bonus but visiting the beach often I help all kinds of people. Strangers help me and I help strangers. I think it's a karma thing in all parts of life.
 
No. I'd tell her stupid asshole boyfriend who was driving the jeep to sort out his own mess.

I hope you're not suggesting a pretty girl is incapable of driving a jeep and getting it stuck all by herself. Misogynist! They are quite capable of putting their cars in ditches during the winter.
 
The woman would be a bonus but visiting the beach often I help all kinds of people. Strangers help me and I help strangers. I think it's a karma thing in all parts of life.

That's why my dream is to have a little beach house.
 
That's why my dream is to have a little beach house.

They are quite nice but do come with a whole bunch of maintenance problems. The salt air eats everything metal. Nials, joiners and your car.

On the other hand beach life is nice. If your are not in a tourist location.
I take that back. Most tourists are ok but it's hard to build a community in a popular tourist spot. The traffic, parking and crowds start to get to me.
 
That's why my dream is to have a little beach house.

I remember sleeping in the beach shack. And waking to the pounding of storm waves at high tide. With each wave, the shack shuddered. and the armor logs banged against the piling. It was unsettling, but it only happened a couple times a month during real high tides..
 
They are quite nice but do come with a whole bunch of maintenance problems. The salt air eats everything metal. Nials, joiners and your car.

On the other hand beach life is nice. If your are not in a tourist location.
I take that back. Most tourists are ok but it's hard to build a community in a popular tourist spot. The traffic, parking and crowds start to get to me.

I live across the road and up from the beach.

BUT:

1. I have to keep cleaning salt off my windows.
2. The front garden has to have salt-tolerant plants.
3. I have to replace the brake disks on my cars twice a year because they are so corroded.
4. It is difficult to park a car anywhere near my house on sunny weekends at any time of year, and throughout the school summer holidays - except on my off-road parking reserved for family and friends.
5. When I'm not washing salt off my cars, I'm washing off seagull shit.

HOWEVER:

1. I have sea views from every room in the house except the downstairs toilet and the study I'm in now.
2. I can sit in my front garden or on my balcony and watch the sea, the tourists, the passing people, the sailing, the surfboards, the swimmers and passing ships.
3. The local carnival procession assembles outside my house (I open my downstairs toilet/washroom for visiting Carnival Queens).
4. The Race for Life passes my house - hundreds of pink tutus.
5. The motorcycle run to our local hospital passes my house - up to 700 bikes.
6. The sea is different every day.
 
Go with the flow.......

Salt tolerant plants
A carport for the auto
Etc......

Property insurance rates are high because the sea might flood me - despite the fact that the insurance company's head office is closer to sea level than my house is.
 
You guys are ruining my dream. :(

No, lovely. You just have to learn to adapt. Well and decide what you live with no matter where you are. That's pretty much a decision you have to make no matter where you live. No place comes without problems.
 
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