New Trend in England

[JackLuis]

We try trendy new vagina ‘massage’ but at £250 a session, pleasure comes at a price

The yoni massage is exclusively for women and focuses on a lady’s private parts.

But the treatment comes at a price – an hour-long session can cost up to £250.

Here’s what happened when NILUFER ATIK put her inhibitions aside to give the yoni massage a try.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I was thinking maybe it was straight sex that's new.

 

[Athalia]

It sounds to me like those nineteenth-century doctors who used to treat women with "hysteria" using "massage" techniques. Funny how it's legal for women to have happy-end massages, but not men.

 

[Handley_Page]

This "trendy" thing has not, I think, made it out of the Capital yet.

 

[tomlitilia]

I think an old trend in England is to never trust anything written in The Sun.

 

[ElectricBlue]

It's Tantra massage - been going on here in Oz for at least ten or fifteen years, for both men and women, and couples. It's fairly reputable, on the whole.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

It's Tantra massage - been going on here in Oz for at least ten or fifteen years, for both men and women, and couples. It's fairly reputable, on the whole.

someone hold my drink, I've just sprayed hot tea everywhere. PLease define fairly... ok I'm being rude, but come on... This is neither reputable nor fair. I'd do it for half that price

 

[lovecraft68]

It sounds to me like those nineteenth-century doctors who used to treat women with "hysteria" using "massage" techniques. Funny how it's legal for women to have happy-end massages, but not men.

Yes those poor mens...but then again men cheating has always been okay for them, but not for women, so pretty sure the pathetic assholes in heat still have the edge here.

And if these women's "men" knew how to please a woman, they wouldn't need the damn massage.

Spare me.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

I'd do it for half that price

I doubt it's as fun as you think. Once you see typical clientele, you might be inclined to ask double.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Oops, wasn't referring to the price - 250 pounds is outrageous - but the practice, as being a not so sleazy version of a happy ending. It's what hippy chicks do when they get older, when the tarot cards don't pay the bills any more.

Tantra actually goes back several millennia as a Hindu yogic meditation practice. Margot Anand popularised it in France in the late eighties. Has nobody here heard of "whole body orgasms"?

someone hold my drink, I've just sprayed hot tea everywhere. PLease define fairly... ok I'm being rude, but come on... This is neither reputable nor fair. I'd do it for half that price

 

[Handley_Page]

I think an old trend in England is to never trust anything written in The Sun.

A very good point.
Red Tops are not often the ideal place for accurate information.