The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[LallyH]

My apologies....I just saw this.

And where are my manners? Of course I can't just wander in here, say I made an alcoholic concoction that lands me a buzz and then wander out.

Well I shall tell you.........it's the drink I'm drinking.

Bet it's Diet coke

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Cheater

Oh...you meant to tell you what was -in- the concoction. Gotcha!

Hey, I'm good with words and enjoy toying around with them.....can't blame me if you set me up for an opportunity.

Bet it's Diet coke

Hahaha.....actually I don't like Diet anything....with or without alcohol. I've tried it and it just seems to have a bland flavor to it. Not an overpowering presence, more like an aftertaste. Maybe if I got buzzed/bombed enough I wouldn't tell the difference.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Bet it's Diet coke

I'll bet it's even worse!
A girly drink
With an umbrella

 

[LallyH]

I'll bet it's even worse!
A girly drink
With an umbrella

A Flirtini, maybe?

I'm halfway through a disgusting lemon flavoured beer, as the menfolk in this house have managed to drink their way through the good stuff

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

I'll bet it's even worse!
A girly drink
With an umbrella

Who doesn't love those little umbrellas in the drinks? Hey if it's good and gets you buzzed....that's all that counts.

A Flirtini, maybe?

I'm halfway through a disgusting lemon flavoured beer, as the menfolk in this house have managed to drink their way through the good stuff

It was an ice tea drink.

 

[LallyH]

It was an ice tea drink.

With an umbrella?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

With an umbrella?

And served on a doily

 

[Tallcajun]

These girls will have you wearing panties, Jester.
It better at least have a Long Island ice tea!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Having a winery less than 10 minutes away is both a blessing and a curse...

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Corona light with a lime. I found my Kids' secret stash. Damn. I drank cans at their age.

So, I came upstairs and I'm now drinking one in front of The Big Kid.

He dares not say a word...

Hell yes. You go mom. I would do the same thing

 

[Farawyn]

Hell yes. You go mom. I would do the same thing

How ya doing, Emmy?

 

[Farawyn]

Having a winery less than 10 minutes away is both a blessing and a curse...

Well, well, well. What have we here?

 

[rbijon]

Who's pouring tonight?

 

[Farawyn]

Who's pouring tonight?

Since I'm stone cold sober, I will.

 

[rbijon]

Since I'm stone cold sober, I will.

Well pour a flagon for you too.

 

[Farawyn]

Well pour a flagon for you too.

How much exactly is a flagon?

 

[rbijon]

How much exactly is a flagon?

A one & a half pints.

 

[Farawyn]

A one & a half pints.

Psh. Child's play.

 

[rbijon]

Psh. Child's play.

Ahrrrrrr, then pour 2

 

[Farawyn]

Ahrrrrrr, then pour 2

*pours 4*

 

[rbijon]

*pours 4*

I like how you think.
Never pour 2 where 4 is needed.

 

[Farawyn]

I like how you think.
Never pour 2 where 4 is needed.

Well, yea, cause NO and Emmy are here...

 

[rbijon]

Well, yea, cause NO and Emmy are here...

How did you get to be the Bar Maiden?

 

[Farawyn]

How did you get to be the Bar Maiden?

I look great in a peasant blouse.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

The wine is gone...