Son walked on us while having sex

yvcam

Really Experienced
Joined
Oct 19, 2014
Posts
238
So... The in-laws are staying with us for a few days and things are not as normal as always. We were getting ready to go out and my wife and I decided to shower together. While in the bathroom, with the door LOCKED, we start fooling around until it became full sex. We we going at it for probably 5 minutes and tried a couple of different positions, while all the sudden the door opens and our 8-year old walks in... Catching his mother fully naked going up and down...

The situation was managed as good as possible and we ended having a chat about privacy and knocking doors, etc...

The kid is fine, like nothing happened, but the wife is in absolute shock...

Has anybody gone thru something similar?
 
So... The in-laws are staying with us for a few days and things are not as normal as always. We were getting ready to go out and my wife and I decided to shower together. While in the bathroom, with the door LOCKED, we start fooling around until it became full sex. We we going at it for probably 5 minutes and tried a couple of different positions, while all the sudden the door opens and our 8-year old walks in... Catching his mother fully naked going up and down...

The situation was managed as good as possible and we ended having a chat about privacy and knocking doors, etc...

The kid is fine, like nothing happened, but the wife is in absolute shock...

Has anybody gone thru something similar?

The title of this thread is very misleading, I was expecting something much kinkier.
 
Nobody wants to think about their parents having sex. It's just gross and they don't understand.

When he is older and gets caught he will understand. I was really trying to keep this private but then you walked in.
 
I had that happen once, luckily my daughter was younger (4-5) but it surely takes the wind out of your sails! Lol... I started triple checking the door locks!
 
I had that happen once, luckily my daughter was younger (4-5) but it surely takes the wind out of your sails! Lol... I started triple checking the door locks!

lol

Them buggers are cleaver. Why is it than when I have anything childproof I have to get a child to break into it.
 
Them buggers are cleaver.

Are what?

So... The in-laws are staying with us for a few days and things are not as normal as always. We were getting ready to go out and my wife and I decided to shower together. While in the bathroom, with the door LOCKED, we start fooling around until it became full sex. We we going at it for probably 5 minutes and tried a couple of different positions, while all the sudden the door opens and our 8-year old walks in... Catching his mother fully naked going up and down...

The situation was managed as good as possible and we ended having a chat about privacy and knocking doors, etc...

The kid is fine, like nothing happened...

No, he isn't. Ruined forever. Throw him away. ;)
 
So where did he learn lock picking?

I learned how to defeat a privacy lock with a Bic pen at a very young age. Luckily for my parents (and quite possibly myself) they quit fucking after I was conceived.
 
I came home early from work a few times and caught the daughters doing it on the sofa. Twice I got called at work then had the cops go to the house to pull everyone apart and send them home.

When my youngest daughter caught her son with his girl friend, she shit, and I walked her down memory lane. REMEMBER BACK TO 1996 WHEN YOUR MA AND ME WERE AT WORK? Women don't lock doors, ever.
 
So...
The situation was managed as good as possible and we ended having a chat about privacy and knocking doors, etc...

Ok, so the kid has to knock now, and ask "Hey Mum, have you finished fucking Dad yet?"
 
I've a different take on this altogether, me a father of three and grandfather of four.

I just don't go with this nonsense that the idea of one's parents fucking is gross. Those people who have that sense have it because there has been far too much secrecy about sex in their upbringing, I would suggest. OK let's keep the sex private, but it doesn't need to be secret! It is surely a very good thing indeed for children to have a sense that their parents enjoy each other bodily, so that at the very heart of their growing realisation about all things sexual is this backcloth to their perception of it all that 'Yeah, mum and dad do that and I can tell it keeps them both really happy'.

One of our boys had a few years with a problem with night terrors, right into his being 12. Just perhaps three times through those years he appeared at our door while we were at it. He laughs about that now. In his 30s now he's ok with talking about his love life with me sometimes. All is well. Tell your Mrs that, please.
 
Last edited:
I've a different take on this altogether, me a father of three and grandfather of four.

I just don't go with this nonsense that the idea of one's parents fucking is gross. Those people who have that sense have it because there has been far too much secrecy about sex in their upbringing, I would suggest. OK let's keep the sex private, but it doesn't need to be secret! It is surely a very good thing indeed for children to have a sense that their parents enjoy each other bodily, so that at the very heart of their growing realisation about all things sexual is this backcloth to their perception of it all that 'Yeah, mum and dad do that and I can tell it keeps them both really happy'.

One of our boys had a few years with a problem with night terrors, right into his being 12. Just perhaps three times through those years he appeared at our door while we were at it. He laughs about that now. In his 30s now he's ok with talking about his love life with me sometimes. All is well. Tell your Mrs that, please.

thanks a lot. I agree with you...
 
I've a different take on this altogether, me a father of three and grandfather of four.

I just don't go with this nonsense that the idea of one's parents fucking is gross. Those people who have that sense have it because there has been far too much secrecy about sex in their upbringing, I would suggest. OK let's keep the sex private, but it doesn't need to be secret! It is surely a very good thing indeed for children to have a sense that their parents enjoy each other bodily, so that at the very heart of their growing realisation about all things sexual is this backcloth to their perception of it all that 'Yeah, mum and dad do that and I can tell it keeps them both really happy'.

One of our boys had a few years with a problem with night terrors, right into his being 12. Just perhaps three times through those years he appeared at our door while we were at it. He laughs about that now. In his 30s now he's ok with talking about his love life with me sometimes. All is well. Tell your Mrs that, please.

Absolutely right Simon.
Your comment, made me rethink the whole idea of people (especially those with lineages to Puritanism - looking at American Pilgrim 'Fathers' here: rather topical for the particular day in a roundabout way) thinking of sex as something 'dirty' and to be hidden.
Thus, we have to endure the discourse of sexualised body parts which include, the sanitised 'cunny' or 'pussy' for cunt, willy for dick or cock, or hard-on for prick. Good old Anglo Saxon words that are earthy.

Further, 'making love' or 'doing it' - for 'fucking' and 'rooting', and further still, wash room and WC for toilet, lavatory, dunny, bog, shithouse, etc.
 
Wow… Talk about my perception skills.
I got things completely wrong.
It's quite hard sometimes to get things right online, when there's no body language to help one with that.
 
Back
Top