GB Seeky Awards!

Who is Lit's #1 Attention Seeker?


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That's a good catch, I meant Emerson.

It's a good thing you're around to double check my posts! Normally I'd have to pay for an editor.

Sounds like some serious jack. Good thing the corner of Hennepin & Lake has been good to you over the years, eh?
 
decide who is this year’s winningest whiner, hilariously histrionic, and the biggest Attention Whore.

BusyBody / Knot Again / Putz - This pister is the reason Lit created the feature to deactivate viewing signatures, and if you have him on ignore, why 3/4 of the first page vanishes, especially around a full moon or mornings when he has wet the bed.
A raving racist with a soft spot for yappy lap dogs, BusyBody willfully avoids logic, and uses a combination of silly spelling, bastardized sentences, and a rebus of gifs to promote intolerance and hatred.
He spends his spare time bumping his own threads, tending to the rash from having hashtag up in his taint, studying the Qur’an, and batting his eyelashes at oggbashan and Colonel Hogan.

Lancecaster - Lit’s own version of Tucker Max, with an internet degree in the tenets of Leykis 101, this provocative pister assures us he pulls more pussy than rockstars, has a penis bigger than his Harley, and knows a great deal about a lot of things. Just ask him, he'll tell you.
He manages all this while pisting dozens of times throughout the day, maintaining his smooth style of back-handed compliments and passive-aggressive remarks, and badgers butters so passionately, he makes that Emerson / Hashtag thing look like a shared seat on a Pentecostal Sunday School bus.
During his time away from Lit, Lance updates his backup drive of Lit Avatars and tit-pics, cleans his secondhand letterman jacket, and cruises the GardenWeb forums for cottage and canoe ideas.

hssh345 / hssh345alt / Aella - Where does one begin when trying to open this hot bag of snakes? In the short time this irrelevant, gender-fluid pister has been here, he has managed to ostracize himself from every relationship, conversation, and sympathetic pister here. He could certainly teach eeyore a thing or two about victim playing, and if his Sharpie skills ever get as good as he uses ‘English is my 2nd language’ to deflect and excuse his epic dum-dum pists, we could witness the emergence of the next Grayson Perry.
Is he a man or a woman, query or RobDownSouth, or is he just a racist with a flair for the dramatic, an affinity for permanent markers, and atrocious spelling?
In the few minutes a day when hssh345 is not playing Lit victim, hssh345 shadows BusyBody and gump, fatuously interjects wherever, whenever, and washes himself with a bucket and a rag on a stick in front of his computer, so as to not miss one hot minute of Lit.

Que / query / Conager / blue alien guy / more? - A prolific pister who tends to get along with most, but for some reason feels pisting with one User ID is not enough. Where most would require a spread sheet and story-boarding, query plugs along with his multiple ‘characters’, occasionally pisting under multiple users in the same thread. Suspected of being behind the Schmopsie103 and hashtag characters, the recent reveal of the Conager alt has some finding his pists denouncing RobDownSouth’s alleged use of alts to battle his alts sadly ironic.[/INDENT]
What a stupid creep Lol
 
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Our resident Pakistani tranny aka attention whore deluxe et al, has pulled way ahead of the pack!
 
You're winning! Are you excited?


He should be. All that recent, extra dramatic pisting, especially in the Blurt thread, seems to have locked up his win.

It looks like his 'Fake IGGY' is working fine too, so he'll catch the announcement when it is made.

I wonder if he'll pull a DiCaprio move (from the Golden Globes) during his acceptance speech, and use his time in the spotlight to give a shout out to his fellow immigrant cross-dressing shut-ins, from South Histrionica, who still suffer today, from the legions of peeping toms and deviants playing peek-a-boo under the restroom stall doors.
 
The gap between eeyore and hashy narrowed a wee bit, likely due to eeyore stepping up his game with his pig-tail pulling pists, and hashytag's trolling pists becoming somewhat monotonous and lacking substance.


Only the very best in attention seeking behaviors get you nominated for a SEEKY ladies and gentlemen!

The pretenders just can't cut it, and may actually have a life outside of Literotica.
 
You're winning! Are you excited?
Of course I am.

Just look at the cheap quality of the OP: white trash at it's finest.
And also look at those who voted for me: they're exactly the same people who encouraged the creep's relentless sleezy stalking. And I wouldn't have many good words to describe their other aspirations either, if it came to it. You included.

It's a compliment to be looked down on by such demographics.
 
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Of course I am.

Just look at the cheap quality of the OP: white trash at it's finest.
And also look at those who voted for me: they're exactly the same people who encouraged the creep's relentless sleezy stalking. And I wouldn't have many good words to describe their other aspirations either, if it came to it. You included.

It's a compliment to be looked down on by such demographics.

*Yawn* Late edit. You're slipping.

You need to go back to the broken English if you want to get more mikeage out of this alt with me.
 
*Yawn* Late edit. You're slipping.
You need to go back to the broken English if you want to get more mikeage out of this alt with me.
Mine might be broken english or atrocious spelling or Borat-sounding and all the other lovely things that you guys keep telling me,
but at least that's a lot more dignified than the masturbatory material that you keep putting out there.
 
Mine might be broken english or atrocious spelling or Borat-sounding and all the other lovely things that you guys keep telling me,
but at least that's a lot more dignified than the masturbatory material that you keep putting out there.

This is your opinion. It is easily evident that most at lit would rather read anything Aphroditiac posts over anything you post.

To Aphroditiac: your photos are exquisite.
 
Wow, that was quick.

Talk about being partial: They get outraged by my insults, but they let slide the crap that some of their creepy male friends keep posting out there. And those are 10 times worse.

You're all a bunch of creepy people with odd standards.
 
Wow, that was quick.

Talk about being partial: They get outraged by my insults, but they let slide the crap that some of their creepy male friends keep posting out there. And those are 10 times worse.

You're all a bunch of creepy people with odd standards.

Your grasp on the English language varies, hashtag. That's strange.

ETA: no one is outraged by your posts. You don't have any power here. You really need to recognize that.
 
Your grasp on the English language varies, hashtag. That's strange.

ETA: no one is outraged by your posts. You don't have any power here. You really need to recognize that.
Stupid.

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You idiots have genitals instead of brains. That's all you care about: what sort of genitals do x/y have?
 
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