GB Seeky Awards!

[Bookishleigh]

Thanks for not just making a poll but also including well-written bios of the candidates. I'm really going to have to give this some thought. So many good choices.

 

[Sean]

You shouldn't keep kicking yourself over the whole Ken Kraft thing.

Ah yes, the totally not creepy at all "slender angels" thread.

 

[hashtag45]

A different category is needed for attention seeking, racist, homophobic pigs seething with anger and self-hatred.

I omitted "perverse fascination with young girls" from the qualifications.

My apologies.

And "perverse fascination with older girls" - just added to your list.

He keeps stalking me with these comments that I'm Query, even though it's crystal clear that he knows that I'm not him.
How creepy is that! *shudders*

EDIT.
But then, the most stupid and creepy Lit. posters have developed a morbid fascination with my genitals. Geeze, for some bizarre reason looks like I'm a magnet for disgusting male posters.

 

[Emerson40]

This poll lacks the "Other" option my fine friend!

Who would you have included?

*leans in*

Whisper it in my ear, Lustrous One.

Your blurt bitches section was a total uddersuck.

Alright.

I'll just put you down for 'Abstention' then, due to lack of derogatory references and missed fat-shaming opportunity in poll.

 

[Pookie]

And "perverse fascination with older girls" - just added to your list.

He keeps stalking me with these comments that I'm Query, even though it's crystal clear that he knows that I'm not him.
How creepy is that! *shudders*

EDIT.
But then, the most stupid and creepy Lit. posters have developed a morbid fascination with my genitals. Geeze, for some bizarre reason looks like I'm a magnet for disgusting male posters.

You're too old for miles, but you've got that boyish thing going for you like Karen had. So, hang in there and good luck with your wooing!

 

[Pookie]

Ah yes, the totally not creepy at all "slender angels" thread.

A totally completely misjudged and innocent thread.

 

[hashtag45]

You're too old for miles, but you've got that boyish thing going for you like Karen had. So, hang in there and good luck with your wooing!

lol you haven't seen pics. of my face. Mine beats the B-quality that you gals keep putting out there. Again. And again. And again.

 

[Lancecastor]

lack of derogatory references

exactly.

 

[Pookie]

lol you haven't seen pics. of my face. Mine beats the B-quality that you gals keep putting out there. Again. And again. And again.

Well, go shave and take some selfies. We'll wait.

 

[hashtag45]

Well, go shave and take some selfies. We'll wait.

Your gal pals keep making up these stories about any female poster who threatens them.
For the mere fact that those posters are interested in things other than what the Blurt gals usually talk about (how to squirt or how to get their hair or nails done) lol.

It just shows how terribly insecure they are.

 

[eyerami]

I'm sure Gimpy...

This is what happens when a Blurt Bitch strays from Twatterville.

 

[Brollyanna]

So I have to create 5 alts to do this poll justice?

 

[Wings]

This is what happens when a Blurt Bitch strays from Twatterville.

That's a good catch, I meant Emerson.

It's a good thing you're around to double check my posts! Normally I'd have to pay for an editor.

 

[Pookie]

Your gal pals keep making up these stories about any female poster who threatens them.
For the mere fact that those posters are interested in things other than what the Blurt gals usually talk about (how to squirt or how to get their hair or nails done) lol.

It just shows how terribly insecure they are.

So you're not gonna do the selfies?

 

[Darbhinder]

And "perverse fascination with older girls" - just added to your list.

He keeps stalking me with these comments that I'm Query, even though it's crystal clear that he knows that I'm not him.
How creepy is that! *shudders*

EDIT.
But then, the most stupid and creepy Lit. posters have developed a morbid fascination with my genitals. Geeze, for some bizarre reason looks like I'm a magnet for disgusting male posters.

True, your magnet pulled in aj miles and busybody. Not bad for a man impersonating an immigrant woman from pakistan.

 

[Pookie]

True, your magnet pulled in aj miles and busybody. Not bad for a man impersonating an immigrant woman from pakistan.

AJ is the big catch. Miles has a history of being catfished. Busy is actually into that kinda thing.

 

[Pookie]

So I have to create 5 alts to do this poll justice?

Don't bother. Hashy is way ahead of you there.

 

[hashtag45]

This thread is getting increasingly high schoolish and stupid. Selfies and who "likes" who...

What do the conservative posters have to do with it all, Darbhinder? They just converse with whoever engages in normal ideological discussions, regardless of gender or politics.
On the other hand, the creeps that I'm referring to (you being one of them, Darbhinder) only talk about anal lube or ethnical slurs or how they wished that their kids would die in a fire and so on. So naturally neither party has any interest in socializing with them.
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[Pookie]

This thread is getting increasingly high schoolish and stupid. Selfies and who "likes" who...

What do the conservative posters have to do with it all, Darbhinder? They just post with whoever engages in normal ideological discussions.
On the other hand, the creeps that I'm referring to (you being one of them, Darbhinder) only talk about anal lube or ethnical slurs or how they wished that their kids would die in a fire and so on. So naturally neither party has any interest in socializing with them.
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Okay, okay. You can use the sharpie with the selfie. Sheesh.

 

[ryan8558]

And "perverse fascination with older girls" - just added to your list.

He keeps stalking me with these comments that I'm Query, even though it's crystal clear that he knows that I'm not him.
How creepy is that! *shudders*

EDIT.
But then, the most stupid and creepy Lit. posters have developed a morbid fascination with my genitals. Geeze, for some bizarre reason looks like I'm a magnet for disgusting male posters.

Porn site. Duh

(Ok, erotic story site.)

 

[Adjudicator]

Your gal pals keep making up these stories about any female poster who threatens them.
For the mere fact that those posters are interested in things other than what the Blurt gals usually talk about (how to squirt or how to get their hair or nails done) lol.

It just shows how terribly insecure they are.

Can you provide links to the "blurt gals" accusing other posters of being "pervy female impersonators"? I am in the mood to read that if it exists. Kthx.

 

[Darbhinder]

Can you provide links to the "blurt gals" accusing other posters of being "pervy female impersonators"? I am in the mood to read that if it exists. Kthx.

There are no others, only hashydingle. He is too stupid to remember that he started at lit as a man then decided to change his story once everyone realized what a nutjob he is. Like he said, he attracts all the lit lowlifes like aj, miles and busy...pigs of a feather...et al

 

[pensivepoet]

Well done, Em40.
I predict this thread will go far.
But (gulp) I have to agree with Lance. The Blurt Bitches section reads like a total suck up.
But I get it. Dem bitches mean!

 

[lovetoread]

Blurt biatches rule...

The Clique

 

[lovecraft68]

A totally completely misjudged and innocent thread.

How people choose to perceive things is beyond our power.