Which Litizens are likely to become America's Next Mass Shooter?

[richard_daily]

For this first episode of this serious series, I'm voting for Eeyore or LT. These seem like they're the most wound up on here, with the least to lose.


Here's why:

Eeyore, clearly a sad donkey with no prospects, no job, and no future. He spends a LOT of time worrying about these little details where he has been banned, but feels others should be. If he can afford a gun, I'm sure his rampage is imminent.

LT: he has a lot of trouble with ladies, and guys who have a lot of trouble with ladies, who feel spurned, often turn to violence. You can see it in the amount of times he's threatened people on here, claimed to have shot dogs, claims he owns a gun (but can't remember any details about said gun) and says he'll show up to beat up anyone who makes fun of him. However, from at least one incident, he said he got the day wrong, and was there the day afterwards.

Any other suggestions for America's Next Mass Shooter?

 

[hashtag45]

richard_daily and RoryN - for shooting blanks.

 

[richard_daily]

It didn't take time for my personal pound puppy, hashtag to show up.

 

[Adjudicator]

Eyer, Yates, or hashtag - all unstable as fuck.

 

[richard_daily]

Eyer, Yates, or hashtag - all unstable as fuck.

Once we have enough contestants, we'll put it to a vote.

 

[BotanyBoy]

It will be someone totally un-fuckin' expected......like Pink.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It will be someone totally un-fuckin' expected......like Pink.

Ha! Love it.

 

[hashtag45]

Eyer, Yates, or hashtag - all unstable as fuck.

And someone who hides behind two alts in order to stalk posters must be the paragon of mental health. Yup.

 

[sr71plt]

I could go down my ignore list and find a bunch of gun nuts who should be on the list.

 

[Adjudicator]

And someone who hides behind two alts in order to stalk posters must be the paragon of mental health. Yup.

What is my other alt? Do you realize that the alt concerns have to do with general board regulars? What other account and my using to post on the general board?

You have three accounts, right? There really is no need for you to be defensive. No one here doubts that you are unstable. Continued efforts to prove it are a waste of your time.

 

[hashtag45]

What is my other alt? Do you realize that the alt concerns have to do with general board regulars? What other account and my using to post on the general board?

You have three accounts, right? There really is no need for you to be defensive. No one here doubts that you are unstable. Continued efforts to prove it are a waste of your time.

Idiot.

 

[pensivepoet]

I could see luke on a tower.
He's got the shades for it.

 

[Jennifer]

It will be someone totally un-fuckin' expected......like Pink.

Aww. She's so sweet. And her neighbors describe her as a quiet, lovely woman.

Shit. We are all fucked!

 

[hashtag45]

Aww. She's so sweet. And her neighbors describe her as a quiet, lovely woman.

Shit. We are all fucked!

You even contacted pink's neighbors?
Fuck!

 

[Disgustipated]

Dat hoar Glynndah, tho.

 

[lovecraft68]

Eyer, Yates, or hashtag - all unstable as fuck.

I don't see Yates as a mass shooter, but he could be the type of stalker to shoot a celeb, like that girl from the Voice recently.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dat hoar Glynndah, tho.

A hail of gunfire from the good little witch.

 

[butters]

glyndah... or english lady


mad pair of bitches those


(puttin' it here before it gets confused) for hasshe's benefit: that's a joke. :rollseyes:

 

[pensivepoet]

Polly
People will say, "she always seemed so nice and normal. Wouldn't hurt a fly"
And the lady jogger that Polly stalked will feel fortunate that Polly couldn't run faster.

 

[butters]

pffft...

 

[hashtag45]

I don't see Yates as a mass shooter, but he could be the type of stalker to shoot a celeb, like that girl from the Voice recently.

On a more serious note:
Leaving the other not ok harassment aspects of his posts re those 2 celebrities aside,
he's one of the least likely to do physical harm to anyone.

 

[butters]

Dat hoar Glynndah, tho.

A hail of gunfire from the good little witch.

you buggers beat me to it

 

[Fata Morgana]

Glynndah flies under the radar, but when he was Hans Schmidt he wrecked a lot of lives on here. People forget that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Lady Lorilei. A girl can only internalize so much....

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Definitely a Blurt girl.

I'm not sure which one. Maybe it will be a tagteam endeavor, much like Thelma and Louise.