Shoot the shit - Get to know somebody new - Take Sexy Eighter!

Woohoo! *does the happy dance*:D







errrr hang on! which one's your secretary? :confused:

She was the one wearing that dress with the things on them. You didn't see her wandering around gathering lists? :confused:
 
She was the one wearing that dress with the things on them. You didn't see her wandering around gathering lists? :confused:

Not the one with the tassles? she got offended after I said she had a nice bottom :eek: dont think she wants my lists any more :rolleyes:
 
Not the one with the tassles? she got offended after I said she had a nice bottom :eek: dont think she wants my lists any more :rolleyes:

So you were the one she was muttering about? She said you tried to put some money in her cleavage.
 
So you were the one she was muttering about? She said you tried to put some money in her cleavage.

It was a billion dollar note! True it was a Zimbabwean billion dollar note and the paper is worth more than the note itself but A whole Billion Dollars!:eek:
 
Hey there shooters of shit! Ewww that didn't sound good lol ..... Hope everyone's having an awesome night!
 
It was a billion dollar note! True it was a Zimbabwean billion dollar note and the paper is worth more than the note itself but A whole Billion Dollars!:eek:

She felt you were calling her cheap. You might want to send her some flowers as an apology before she will consider your list.
 
She felt you were calling her cheap. You might want to send her some flowers as an apology before she will consider your list.

|Flowers eh? Would this yummy slice of perfectly moist and delicately tangy Lemon Merengue Cake suffice?
 
Oh, you can send that to me. She doesn't eat cake. :D

Damn and she wouldnt like, I;m assuming, a nice new pair of undies with flowers on them?

*delivers the slice of yummy cake, as requested*
 
Damn and she wouldnt like, I;m assuming, a nice new pair of undies with flowers on them?

*delivers the slice of yummy cake, as requested*

*eats the cake*

No, that will send the wrong message. She'll think you just want to see the panties on your floor.
 
*eats the cake*

No, that will send the wrong message. She'll think you just want to see the panties on your floor.

but I can see the panties on my floor............ by just putting them on my floor, surely? Also do stolen flowers count? :confused:
 
but I can see the panties on my floor............ by just putting them on my floor, surely? Also do stolen flowers count? :confused:
Ok, well around her ankles, I was trying not to be crude. *lowers voice* she might be listening.
As long as you don't tell her they are stolen.
Hi there. Sks, I would say I'm blushing but I'm kinda proud of that pic lol

You should be. :D it's nice.
 
Ok, well around her ankles, I was trying not to be crude. *lowers voice* she might be listening.
As long as you don't tell her they are stolen.


You should be. :D it's nice.

Good points well made :D There is more cake, incidentally ;)
 
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