Control

[KrescentWench]

Hi Far! Besides reminding a fellow of Mum, what's the fundamental purpose of an apron?? To protect a girl from getting messy from her kitchen duties, of course! Hehehe!

Yea. What's the deal with aprons, guys?

 

[KrescentWench]

Hello there, Ash! Are you dropping stats from your ivory tower? Who proved that baking apple pies makes a man's heart (among other things) throb? And how did they know it was the apple pies? I mean we are talking about men! Wouldn't it be a shorter conversation to discuss what doesn't excite the male libido? Like gooseberry pies and fuzzy bunny slippers or full body snuggies? By the way, Ash, have you missed me?

Aprons remind most men of there mothers, also it has been proven Bakeing Apple Pies, make men horny.

 

[KrescentWench]

Perfection, EZ. Absolute perfection. ::sigh:: Now that mine eyes have gazed upon such glory, perhaps I might now drift to sleep. Of course, I could dwell upon your post for a while and not. Mwahahaha!

https://67.media.tumblr.com/fcbaabc5f4ca1a9c507c97802516f159/tumblr_o6crujj8oO1ufztdzo1_500.gif

 

[KrescentWench]

Is It Just Me?

Is it just me, or do I always come crashing in after the party is over and everyone else has gone home? And is it just me, or does the character known as ezwriter, leave lusciously lasting images without gratifying us with edifying editorials or even a fleeting footnote? ...Someone save me from myself before I create another chasm into which to hurl myself. Far can attest to the fact that I am ever habitually falling into scrapes. I think I had best return to Toad Hall now and see about those dregs of sleep. No, no! Don't worry! I can see myself out, thank you. [exit Wench]

 

[Farawyn]

Aprons remind most men of there mothers, also it has been proven Bakeing Apple Pies, make men horny.

Do you have the link for that evidence, or are you speaking anecdotally?

 

[Farawyn]

Is it just me, or do I always come crashing in after the party is over and everyone else has gone home? And is it just me, or does the character known as ezwriter, leave lusciously lasting images without gratifying us with edifying editorials or even a fleeting footnote? ...Someone save me from myself before I create another chasm into which to hurl myself. Far can attest to the fact that I am ever habitually falling into scrapes. I think I had best return to Toad Hall now and see about those dregs of sleep. No, no! Don't worry! I can see myself out, thank you. [exit Wench]

THERE you are.
I owe you a PM.

 

[Farawyn]

Hi Far! Besides reminding a fellow of Mum, what's the fundamental purpose of an apron?? To protect a girl from getting messy from her kitchen duties, of course! Hehehe!

I don't think that apron is serving its purpose then.

 

[Farawyn]

Any guy who has ever tasted my cooking

Hahahahahaha!!!

I get it. I have aprons. I figured it was more of a French Maid wanna be thing.

I cannot wash dishes anywhere without having my boobs squeezed. Usually by one of my friends, but hey... No complaints.

 

[visioneer]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/22b971d3cc896e395fe03279919f3268/tumblr_o81fltdxhC1uhbkwyo1_500.gif

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/4cf78bef7e3db34cd8b5ebed7ddd39cf/tumblr_nix4djFFQR1qixltro1_1280.gif

Yea. What's the deal with aprons, guys?

Can't speak for all guys, but for me it's a mix of the " 50's domesticated house wife, maid/cleaning lady and servant" roles. And if she's wearing an outfit similar to the one pictured or easily removable while keeping the apron on, it also gives the impression of a quickie as well as fulfilling any level of keeping clothes on (I could simply pull my cock through my fly, lower my pants, totally remove them or even entirely disrobe...) and having sex.

Plus if she's actually cooking there, it's good to have something be able to protect her delicate bits.

 

[DaddyAsh]

Do you have the link for that evidence, or are you speaking anecdotally?

It was somthing I heard on the radio years ago, and I believe had an AMJ reference, need to look it back up. The same report said women are turned on the smell of Strawberries.

 

[DaddyAsh]

Hello there, Ash! Are you dropping stats from your ivory tower? Who proved that baking apple pies makes a man's heart (among other things) throb? And how did they know it was the apple pies? I mean we are talking about men! Wouldn't it be a shorter conversation to discuss what doesn't excite the male libido? Like gooseberry pies and fuzzy bunny slippers or full body snuggies? By the way, Ash, have you missed me?

We'll Duh, have not heard from my favorate punster in weeks.

 

[cookiecat]

Revisiting past posts...

http://38.media.tumblr.com/4e537faa02d4b28c3e630e388b0077ba/tumblr_nkrenrcNUZ1rjk0p5o1_500.gif

 

[ezwriter]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5bc80e8167fbe981179727ef3f98f4be/tumblr_o8ohftSIFD1si95b9o1_500.gif

 

[Farawyn]

It was somthing I heard on the radio years ago, and I believe had an AMJ reference, need to look it back up. The same report said women are turned on the smell of Strawberries.

*waits for the data*

That being said, The Apron is one of my top 5 in this thread. Easily.

 

[DaddyAsh]

*waits for the data*

That being said, The Apron is one of my top 5 in this thread. Easily.

This is a little newer but they are all things in the kitchen.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/g1877/scents-that-turn-him-on/?slide=1

 

[Blue]

This is a little newer but they are all things in the kitchen.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/style-beauty/beauty/advice/g1877/scents-that-turn-him-on/?slide=1

I dislike 10 out of 12 of these smells.
(Included the Lavender from the first one)

 

[Farawyn]

Cheese pizza?


I like citrus and green apple. The rest can be too strong and/or cloying.

Which has nothing to do with Control. Sorry!

/freewheelin'

 

[DaddyAsh]

Cheese pizza?


I like citrus and green apple. The rest can be too strong and/or cloying.

Which has nothing to do with Control. Sorry!

/freewheelin'

These are for men, not women.

What finding ways for sub to trigger there Dom's, and mind control is the penultimate form of control by definition

 

[KrescentWench]

Most of these are foods, which harkens back to the adage that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Speaking of licorice... I was just thinking the other day that licorice whips could be a fun way to be spanked. Then again it's all fun and games till the sub eats the whips, I suppose. That would be me. LMAO ::sigh:: Oh well. This could be another reason why I cannot find a Dom. This and would you believe that someone told me the other day that I was in desperate need of training??? Me!

Cheese pizza?


I like citrus and green apple. The rest can be too strong and/or cloying.

Which has nothing to do with Control. Sorry!

/freewheelin'

 

[KrescentWench]

Ash!! How are you?? As you know, I am out of town, but things are looking up for Mamman, so I decided to pop in and say HEY!!

We'll Duh, have not heard from my favorate punster in weeks.

 

[KrescentWench]

Well hello, EZ. Do you speak or merely drop images upon us from your divine perch?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5bc80e8167fbe981179727ef3f98f4be/tumblr_o8ohftSIFD1si95b9o1_500.gif

 

[KrescentWench]

My question has been answered from the perch. So much for engaging someone or something in conversation. It must be my humble station in life or my lack of literacy which is so distasteful. Perhaps I should go familiarize myself with the EZ Writer DVD burner before trying to make convo. On to greener lily pads, I suppose. ::

Well hello, EZ. Do you speak or merely drop images upon us from your divine perch?

 

[Farawyn]

These are for men, not women.

What finding ways for sub to trigger there Dom's, and mind control is the penultimate form of control by definition

I'm drinking. 2 syllable words, please. You know how obtuse I am.

Women smells: Fresh cut grass, sun, gasoline, BO, laundry, Guy junk.

*throws down gauntlet*

 

[Farawyn]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/5bc80e8167fbe981179727ef3f98f4be/tumblr_o8ohftSIFD1si95b9o1_500.gif

Damn. So sorry I went to Public School.