Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

I haven't stopped in here lately. And after reading the writing I can't find anything suitable to blurt or squirt about.
I'll just take my plunger and poke it in the toilet.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh, were you gone?

Not so's you'd notice, apparently.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Not so's you'd notice, apparently.

Awww...
You know I'm mostly teasing

 

[midwestyankee]

Awww...
You know I'm mostly teasing

You won't be teasing when you discover that I've killed the forum for the second time in only 15 months.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You won't be teasing when you discover that I've killed the forum for the second time in only 15 months.

DAMN.. can't take you anywhere

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And holy proliferate fingers, batman.
I think I remember when you posted your ten thousandth post

 

[midwestyankee]

And holy proliferate fingers, batman.
I think I remember when you posted your ten thousandth post

Only if you're in your third life and karma hasn't caught up with you. I passed 10,000 in about 2006.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Only if you're in your third life and karma hasn't caught up with you. I passed 10,000 in about 2006.

Whew! Ok.
I thought maybe there was a super secret board somewhere

 

[midwestyankee]

Whew! Ok.
I thought maybe there was a super secret board somewhere

There is but your snark is not up to their standards yet.

When it is, you'll receive your invitation. It's like the Skull & Bones Society, only with less transparency.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, were you gone?

There is but your snark is not up to their standards yet.

When it is, you'll receive your invitation. It's like the Skull & Bones Society, only with less transparency.

Oh, the chemistry!

*fans self*

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Oh, the chemistry!

*fans self*

You'll never get your invitation at this rate

 

[DaddyAsh]

Sigh alas my Snark, I got run over by my Karma!

 

[Farawyn]

Oh, the chemistry!

*fans self*

Hmmm...

 

[Endless_Night]

You'll never get your invitation at this rate

Drat!

Sigh alas my Snark, I got run over by my Karma!

Snarkless!

Hmmm...

Don't stand too close. They're flammable!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Don't stand too close. They're flammable!

Oh no! Not me.
I'm inflammable

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh no! Not me.
I'm inflammable

I thought you were ferociously frivolous.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh no! Not me.
I'm inflammable

You do know that "flammable" and "inflammable" are synonymous, right?

 

[Endless_Night]

You do know that "flammable" and "inflammable" are synonymous, right?

So...double trouble?

 

[Blue]

Just a thought.

About with the so-called "HNG" people, who peruse the internet like a swarm of illiterate and narcissistic bluebottles sending out ill-thought messages and unappreciated photographs to unsuspecting netizens.

Why do they do it?

Has a single message or email containing phrases such as "hurrrr im gon'a slam inter ya until yer' cryin' in pain" (As though that is an appealing thought?) or "hey baby meet me in [Insert respective chatroom here] an we have good time " ever been responded to by a genuinely intrigued and interested woman?
The real hardcore ones must spend hours a day just typing up obnoxious pseudo-flirtatious messages only to receive insults, wit and other despondency inducing replies. But do they give up? Seemingly not.

I can't imagine that they do it out of actual desperation for a mate since they could just drive off and hire a particularly unfortunate prostitute for the night.

 

[Endless_Night]

Just a thought.

About with the so-called "HNG" people, who peruse the internet like a swarm of illiterate and narcissistic bluebottles sending out ill-thought messages and unappreciated photographs to unsuspecting netizens.

Why do they do it? < snip >

Unless the sending out of unwanted and unsolicited messages is in itself some quirky kink, I couldn't begin to offer an explanation.

One of the mysteries of the internet.

 

[MastersDelight]

Unless the sending out of unwanted and unsolicited messages is in itself some quirky kink, I couldn't begin to offer an explanation.

One of the mysteries of the internet.

Maybe it IS a fetish... And they get harder and more aroused by each declined invitation and rejected pm???

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Maybe it IS a fetish... And they get harder and more aroused by each declined invitation and rejected pm???

Maybe. Or perhaps it's the angry responses they're after. Some sort of creepy space invasion.

( to clarify, I do not)

Ditto. Juuuuuust in case that wasn't obvious.

 

[desertslave]

I saw a hilarious exchange linked from Facebook this morning. A woman posted a simple restaurant review on a Yelp-like site, some neanderthal sent her a dick pic, she told him off and proceeded to bombard him with dick pics and brilliant snark on the side. I was giggling so much I gave myself hiccups.